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Author
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Topic: Post Office
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Gypsy Monkey
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posted 10-19-2000 01:01 PM
Lotus and I were treated to a night on the town tonight by Exile , first dinner then on to the Post Office the happening place in Perth on a thursday night , lots of music and dancing , and a shock to the system I was getting my butt pinched before I had a chance to check out potencial victims of my own :razz:------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2000 05:22 PM
Truly was a fantastic night out on the town in Perth. And here was I thinking the Post Office was where I had to post all these postcards I've been collecting!!! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2000 06:57 PM
Wow!! You guys are ROCKIN!!  And Gypsy's getting goosed? That would make an interesting postcard... 
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Rockjock Monkey
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posted 10-20-2000 04:51 PM
Curse his sorry ass up, Gypsy!  ------------------ Someone order a 12-inch slab of granite? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-20-2000 06:49 PM
RJ...yes, poor Gypsy had this nice guy she liked pinching her butt, then this other bozo muscled in on her! She was NOT impressed.Nicky...the "Post Office" is definitely a ROCKIN place to be...packed and jumping! When you are next in Perth, look it up! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-20-2000 09:43 PM
I'll be there with an armful of Roo Steaks!  |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-22-2000 11:23 PM
....and be prepared for Lotus's insatiable sexual appetite. Three quick fucks and she was still asking for more. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-23-2000 02:25 AM
hahaha...Exile...you're pretty insatiable yourself So, are you? (Up for "more", that is?) LOL  |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-23-2000 08:19 AM
Let's put it this way: in the pit of happiness, Lotus is bottomless.  Of course, you could say the same thing at any local beach, but anymore said on my part could lead to legal action and bodily harm.  ------------------ "Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 10-23-2000 09:04 AM
Nick the first song the band played at the Post Office was none other than the Time Warp to which we three did the dance  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-23-2000 07:53 PM
Stop it, you're ruining my image (if I ever had one). Anyway, I only got on the dance floor to get closer to the stage and the babe in the band. |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 10-23-2000 08:29 PM
exileSay goodbye to "image"; Say hello to "reputation".  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-24-2000 01:32 AM
Exile...WHAT image?! I think Bluebottle is correct...you have a killer reputation to live up to! 
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-24-2000 09:40 AM
Yes, let us look at Exile's reputation throughout this decade:1990: Dated girl...found out she was 16. 1991: During drunken rampage, threw surfboard through a pair of invading Iraqis, beheading them both. Earned metal of honor. 1993: Woke up after one year bender, accounted some and bailed Microsoft out of death. 1993: Trained a death squad of Roos. 1994: Said Death Squad fails their mission to save 'hostages' from inner Australia when run over by Road Warrior refugees. 1995: Got drunk again, took over Perth. 1997: Lost election to actually take over Perth, settles for Darwin instead. 1999: Takes year off to party like it's now. 2000: Keeps partying, getting band chicks. 
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exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-24-2000 08:01 PM
Hey, sounds quite impressive when it's all itemised like that. All I want to know is....how did you get all that information? Has the CIA got a dossier or something on me? ------------------ I don't care if you act like a turd. Cos I like..............Birds. |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 10-24-2000 08:17 PM
It was that 1990's chick. She's placed a microchip under your skin, and has been following you ever since... |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 10-25-2000 08:40 AM
Exile thought you had your eye on the 1 in blue on the dance floor and the little phillipino and shall I go on , lets just say you have an eye for the women  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-25-2000 04:34 PM
Exile had his eye on any bird with long legs and a pulse rate! *Giggle* |
laz Monkey
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posted 10-25-2000 05:19 PM
*sob*...and, and I thought I was, was special..... *sob* |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-25-2000 08:22 PM
Don't listen to them, Laz; they're just trying to white ant me in favour of FJ.Besides Lotus had had too much to drink and Gypsy had had too.............ummmmm............not enough to drink. |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 10-25-2000 08:44 PM
I wonder what happen to that jazz teacher; he used to hang around...
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-25-2000 11:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by laz: *sob*...and, and I thought I was, was special..... *sob*
Poor Laz. Come on, dear, I'll take you over to Carwash's place so he can comfort you.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2000 03:24 AM
Jazz...laz Interesting connection there, don't you think, Bell?  Exile...and just who was matching me drink for drink then, hmmmm?  Oh, and laz...beware of Nicky driving you over to Washie's...he has arms like an octopus!  Nicky...nice ploy! But I think laz is awake to your little plot! Next thing you will be telling us all will be how you JUST happened to run out of petrol on the way over! Yea? Sure, right! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2000 12:31 PM
Lotus,SHHHHH!!! She might get the wrong idea. I'm just being my usual gentleman like self.  Unless she wants to go drinking, then we can start doing stuff.  |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 10-26-2000 04:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Lotus666: Next thing you will be telling us all will be how you JUST happened to run out of petrol on the way over! Yea? Sure, right!
Right in front of your cosy forest shack? Nice fireplace? "Here, let me get you something warm"? Way to go, Nick [This message has been edited by For Whom the Bell Tolls (edited 10-26-2000).] |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-26-2000 08:01 PM
quote: Exile...and just who was matching me drink for drink then, hmmmm?
I've got no idea because I was way in front of you. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2000 09:13 PM
Is that so, Exile sweetie? Right, you are on! Drinking challenge. Come up here and let's just try that again! Not fair...you had to go home too early (JUST as I was warming up, too goddamnit!) |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 10-27-2000 09:51 AM
Exile what do you mean I didnt have enough to drink I didn't drink at all , one of us had to stay sober  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |