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Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-14-2000 08:17 AM When someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt"...Now you'll know! Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt was their firstborn. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt just married his second cousin Pisa Schitt. They now are awaiting the arrival of a little Schitt. Now you know Jack Schitt! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-14-2000).]
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey	posted 10-14-2000 10:24 AM LOL (...only then, their neighbours, the Fringgin's, decided they wouldn't take any more of that Schitt and dissolved the whole family in sulfuric acid) Schitt Happens no more. [This message has been edited by For Whom the Bell Tolls (edited 10-16-2000).]
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-14-2000 11:13 AM Man, this whole town of Nutter is so damn strange....
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-15-2000 09:48 PM They have a problem with hemorrhoids, did you know that? Their chemist told me about the... Piles of Schitt! (hehehe...sorry, no wait...no I'm not!)
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-16-2000 08:00 AM Oh, you brat, you!!
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-16-2000 08:09 AM hehehe You called?!? [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-16-2000).]
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-16-2000 10:45 AM If they become monarchs of their respective countries, do they become King and Queen Schitt?
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-16-2000 11:23 AM RJ...quite possibly! Hmmmm, if they were ever in a bushfire...would that make them... "Hot Schitt"?
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey	posted 10-16-2000 05:39 PM You forgot their beloved pet, Schitty. (The fun's starting to wear off... but who gives a

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