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Topic: The Middle East: AGAIN????
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2000 06:33 PM
   
Okay, so once again the Middle East breaks out into violence for stupid reasons. So, in the interest of finally settling this once and for all, I have a plan:1) Drug the water and physically remove every living thing from Israel/Palastine. 2) Put them on a very large boat. 3) Fire 34 Tactical Nuclear Warheads into the whole slice of land, making it radioactive for a good 5,000 years. 4) Leave. I figure if the land is so fucking precious, then NO ONE should live there. Seal it off, let no one have it, and tell everyone else to fuck off. They wanna fight, let them die on a giant boat of their own accord. All this waste of human life is sickening. Thank you.  ------------------
"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-12-2000 08:26 PM
There's nothing like a few good ol' nukes hey Zbu? It's sad that the hatred between the two people has grown so strong, no one seems to be able to stop the killing. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2000 09:37 PM
Yeah, but I figure if we remove the land from the equation, they'll just move on. Hopefully. That is, if they can swim.  |
Psychopomp
Chimp with diapers
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posted 10-12-2000 10:41 PM
Why bother with a boat? Leave them there, so that they won't start raising hell over some other wholly unimportant clod of dirt. It's nice/frightening when the seemingly best solution to a problem is killing everyone involved. |
exile_11
Monkey
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posted 10-13-2000 12:21 AM
The way I see it is that the Jews believe they're the only ones who will enter the kingdom of god.The Palestinians are trying to help them test the theory. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-13-2000 05:36 AM
I wonder if how our friend spam pilot is affected by this. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-13-2000 08:02 AM
Had just been wondering the same thing, FJ! Have not seen her about. One of our MIA's!  |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-13-2000 09:52 AM
Well, first, I would like to say we should only nuke the land so the fighting over silly pieces of dirt would stop. I don't think nuking people would help much.And second, where is Spammy? Hope she's okay. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 10-13-2000 10:38 AM
She's probably off dodging Molotov cocktails as we speak.I hope Yaser Arafat rots in hell. Old bastard... |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-13-2000 01:21 PM
Uhm... without wanting to delve too deep into the topic,...
I think we shouldn't blame it on the israelis or on the palestinians. That was in the begining, a long time ago. Nowdays, it's just an inheritance of hate. You're born, you learn the blind hate from your parents and people, you kill, you eventually die, and in the meantime you pass the inheritance to your children.Anyway, I hope spam pilot is OK, maybe with luck you manage to live your normal life amidst the mayhem...
:hope: |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-13-2000 03:56 PM
Bell is right. I mean, what is the fucking point? Do people want to live on the land that supposedly held 'great religious figures of the past' or are they just hellbent on releasing all their pent-up emotions with automatic weapons? I mean, geez people, get a fucking life or something.UGHs all around. |
Charles
Chimp with diapers
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posted 10-15-2000 01:21 AM
don't be so one sided and folish, wars don't continue because of religious beliefs, wars continue because a Palestinian just shot an Israelites brother, and that Israelite will hate Palestinians till his dying day, and so will his kids. wars between religions and nationalities are fueled by intense competition and past grievances, not the excuses they put forward such as land. do you think catholics in northern ireland shoot prodestants because they don't take communion!? it's because prodestants have been shooting them and their families. it is division. |
Psychopomp
Chimp with diapers
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posted 10-15-2000 01:36 PM
Congratulations on not actually saying anything that made sense.
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-15-2000 08:29 PM
...and on plagiarizing the few that does. I guess the shit fumes in some forums aren't enough to some people. This boy's bound to get in trouble.
Test #1- post some bitter reply to what I just said. So, will you Charlie? |
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