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Topic: "ASS CHEEKS OF PERTH HURTING, GYPSY SUSPECTED."
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2000 06:03 PM
   
Tomorrow's News....TODAY!!
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-12-2000 08:09 PM
An now for some out-of-line half-ass joke about aching derriers:Superman is flying at great speed over erhm... New York, when thanks to his extraordinary visual accuracy (and some cheap peepin' binoculars)he sees Superwoman, completely naked,legs spread, in her bed, under the effect of some misterious sensuous torpor. In violation of an Indiana federal law he takes enthousiastic interest in the situation and dives to investigate. Next day,
big news in town:
Invisible Man hospitalized; his ass to be stitched back new
Ok, now you now. Gipsy is Superman. 
[This message has been edited by For Whom the Bell Tolls (edited 10-12-2000).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2000 09:35 PM
Who the hell is Superwoman? An unholy combination of Supergirl and Wonder Woman? And Gipsy? Gipsy is the brother of Gypsy, how does he figure into this??
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-13-2000 12:59 PM
The joke was actually based on a real case, but Wonder Woman didn't allow it to be published, so her little known look-alike, Superwoman, had to the job...Gipsy, er...  darn typos,... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-15-2000 09:53 PM
Typos are cool...especially when they are a Slacker Typo!  He has taken out a trademark on them I think!Oh, and Exile...I hope you have a pair of steel boxers to wear under your clothes...Gypsy is a real terror! Oh, and Bell...nice joke! Ever heard the one about Ita Buttrose and Thor?  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-15-2000).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 10-16-2000 07:10 AM
if they are it's not me , i'm still in Brisbane , mybe it's my clone Nicky dear better look out will be after yours next hahahaha------------------
Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! [This message has been edited by Gypsy (edited 10-16-2000).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-16-2000 07:54 AM
Yeah, like Lotus would actually let that happen. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-16-2000 08:12 AM
*Lotus lets it happen!*  |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-16-2000 05:31 PM
Ita Buttrose, hey? |
exile_11
Monkey
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posted 10-16-2000 08:12 PM
When Gypsy says she's still in Brisbane, she means she is still in Brisbane.She missed the Plane. Ha ha ha ha |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-16-2000 09:08 PM
Which means that all the men of Perth have an extra day to buy iron boxers. |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 10-17-2000 06:23 AM
reprieve over ask Exile ------------------
Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-17-2000 06:29 AM
So, Exile...do you think that trick with the miniature whisky bottle worked then?*Wraps it up and NOW gives it to Bluebottle!* Hope you recover from your ordeal soon, sweetie! (Can you sit down yet? *Giggle*)  ------------------
Lotus666...
Coming to a set of steps near you soon! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-17-2000).] |
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