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Topic: WZBU: We're not dead yet!!!
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Nick Zbu
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posted 10-07-2000 10:29 AM
   
Yes, you must have thought we were dead, didn't you? Here comes the new season what do we offer? NOTHING.Why? Because the September Fall Season is a joke. Real stations air their new stuff anytime of the year! We don't delay because of BASEBALL!! Pfft!! So now, WZBU will air the well-awaited spinoff show to the WZBU hit, The Time-Travelling Hot Dog!!! Last season on TTHD, the Hot Dog herself was unable to stop the Chinese Government from assassinating her beloved creator, Dr. Veiner. Caught afire while mixing his new Hot Dog juice, Veiner ran into a beef vat and vanished, no where to be found....until a strange creature, formed into a crude human shape out of hot dog filling, came out of the vat? Is this Dr. Veiner, brought back from the dead in a body not of his own making? Or something more insidious and EVIL??? Well, we're not telling, but we're giving the freak his very own series! But can the world wait for.... The Super-Amalgamated Hot Dog Man???? A blast might have ruined his body, but his mission for Hot Dog justice will send him anywhere in the world! Where do his loyalities lay? To the rich, ketchup taste of justice with his fellow Time-Travelling Hot Dog, or with the evil duo of dastardly deeds, the newly resurrected Hamburger Patty and the non-shaving Cajun Queen? Either way, we'll reckon you'll have a grand ole time!! ENJOY!! The Time-Travelling Hot Dog Season Premiere and the Series Premiere of The Super-Amalgamated Hot Dog Man
premieres on October 31st at Midnight, on your local WZBU outlet!! 
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Monkey
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posted 10-07-2000 10:20 PM
If your going to find an archi-rival for the Hotdog guy, why not the Old Stereotype Of The eighties Streetwise Cop Who Always Asks For Extra Sause And Extra Chips On His Hot-Dog? |
Nick Zbu
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posted 10-08-2000 09:39 AM
Okay, Bell, since you insist...The Time-Travelling Hot Dog, Episode 2.02: Katana Mushroom Man!!! Thanks to the combined efforts of both Zan the Time-Travelling Hot Dog, Dr. Veiner, and the mysterious Super-Amalgamated Hot Dog Man, the Chinese Government is defeated. But not for long, for one of their most brilliant and anonymous scientists have duplicated a weird serum which fuses fungi and human tissue! After kidnapping an oddball Japanese general and fusing him together with mushrooms, he becomes the ultimate soldier of mis-fortune: THE KATANA MUSHROOM MAN!! Able to duplicate body parts, can Zan, Veiner, and Super-Amalgamated defeat a man who cannot die?? Next time on THE TIME-TRAVELLING HOT DOG!!!
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"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." Plus, Bell, what about the diabolical Hamburger Patty and the Cajun Queen, complete with her 'Reckon' Ball? [This message has been edited by Nick Zbu (edited 10-08-2000).] |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 10-08-2000 11:05 AM
Hamburger Patty moves to the Faroe Islands and becomes the first athlete ever to score a "homerun" in an olympic javelin competition. Thanks to her connections in the underground olympic world, Cajun Queen manages to get some front seats on the olympic stadium, put the two together and you´ll have the first Cajun Shish Kebab "scrub it from the plastic seat while it's hot" example of modern cuisine. All the French chefs die of shame and envy, which leads to an hummiliating treaty on Cuisine for the french, resulting,15 years later, in the rise of fascism in France. Hamburger Patty is promoted to cinematograph of the regime, her blondish slices of onnion hailed has the eighth World Wonder.
Oh, but then, the good ol' Albraight goes 12 inches below ground level and Nick Zbu becomes the US Secretary of Foreign Affairs. Known for his direct aproach to international problems, Nick ask the people on the Pentagon "Where's that goddam red button!?!"…
…and nobody ever hears about Europe again.That should suit the saga, but we could make it even better if a few years latter they found in the debris the secret tapes of Hamburger Patty getting her sesame ripped by a 90old Yasser Arafat…
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Nick Zbu
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posted 10-08-2000 06:14 PM
Well, only after episode 3, "Bacon, Lettuce, and Total Destruction." And by the way, the Hot Dog HERSELF is a female. Personally, if you've ever seen Star Trek: The Motion Menace, she sorta looks like Persis Khabatta. |
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Monkey
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posted 10-08-2000 06:53 PM
In terms of Star Trek, you and me live in completely diferent worlds. I know there's Mr. Spock, Captain Kirk, and I think a Chinese man...
And then on the "new" episodes there's those klingons with stuff in their foreheads and a black guy with some futuristic red shades, and that's everything I know...
go ahead, make fun of my ignorance ( it's meant to be | |
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