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Author
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Topic: Bollocks
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-22-2000 05:57 PM
  
Now that I have your attention, Mr Zbu -
I hear you're the local sex god of the boards and all-round doorknob! (ie. everyone gets a turn!)So, are you gonna show me how to have a good time after the witching hour?  |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-22-2000 07:34 PM
I'm the local doorknob? Is that a good thing or a bad thing, my dear?And it depends on your hair color.
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-23-2000 05:28 AM
Doorknob is not really an insult as such (only for women!) So don't worry THERE. I just put that in as I've heard that you're the original "good time guy".As for my hair colour, it can be WHATEVER you want it to be! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-23-2000 10:15 AM
Magpye,Gee, where did you hear that from? A certain Lotus? Anyway, what is your ORIGINAL hair color?
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-23-2000 04:47 PM
Mmmmmm, Mr Zbu. Considering you asked so nicely, it is dark auburn. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-23-2000 10:44 PM
Another auburn haired Aussie (or English?) woman hitting on me? Man, I must be a magnet. So, give me some info on ya, Magpye. What does 'innocent thief' mean?
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-24-2000 01:20 PM
Mr Zbu. "Innocent thief". Hmmmmm, try looking into the mystical magical world of "Middle-Earth". It should explain a few things. Anyway, how are you doing? And whatever makes you think I am trying to hit on you?
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 09-26-2000 09:42 AM
Get a Room!
oh wait this is nick's room. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-26-2000 09:56 AM
Magpye,Well, how could have I thought that? Doorknob, indeed.
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-26-2000 04:41 PM
Mr Zbu, i was only making a friendly comment, as i'd heared a few things you know!  |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-26-2000 09:03 PM
Ahh, Lotus, eh? I guess if you get enough alcohol into her she yaks up a storm. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-27-2000 05:48 AM
hahaha...Nicky...I don't need the alcohol in me...I "yak" up a storm anyways, hey Magpye! |
Anarchist Angel
Monkey
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posted 09-27-2000 06:49 AM
How come magpye is stealing all the board hotties, how many men can one skank need?? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-27-2000 08:35 AM
Lotus,Well, duh. AA, I'm a board hottie? The hell? Since when?
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Anarchist Angel
Monkey
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posted 09-28-2000 01:16 AM
You're right, you aren't a board hottie at all now that I think about it. But magpye is still a big slut bomb. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-28-2000 05:39 AM
Now that's comedy. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 09-28-2000 08:20 AM
what is a board hottie anyways?
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-28-2000 10:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Anarchist Angel:
You're right, you aren't a board hottie at all now that I think about it. But magpye is still a big slut bomb.
Oh, AA, be nice. Besides, I think you're jealous, with Magpye and Darque living so close to the village and all. And Rocket, I'm not a board hottie: I'm BOARD STUD. Everyone knows that. ------------------
"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 09-28-2000 12:03 PM
oh yeah, right right |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-28-2000 12:39 PM
Thanks Zbu. As for AA, it takes one to no one, secondly, you should take time out to know a person, unlike you who knows Jack Shit about me, i know an awful lot about you thanks to a certain friend of ours. As for how many men? well just one thanks. Oh! before i forget i was told you were nice. WRONG |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-28-2000 12:50 PM
Rocket,You're right; Board Stud sounds pompous. I prefer "Sex God." Either way, I'm squashing this war before it gets started. Magpye, AA, make up now before I force you two to mudwrestle. Sure, I may have to take time out of my busy schedule to shave you both from the neck down then lather you up in honey, but I feel it's the only way to make you two see the light. Well, that or a Lifetime Movie of the Week. So, cut it out and make up.
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"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-28-2000 01:10 PM
I have no problem with that, but i didn't cast the first stone. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-28-2000 03:59 PM
AA? What's up? Not like you to be so agro? Here was I telling Magpye what a cool person you are, too. 
Tell me you are just joking around? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-28-2000 10:15 PM
Magpye and AA,Listen: when I said that above, I should have added that I'm not assigning blame to anyone. Just don't fight because it wastes all this good time we have to do some stuff, like finding the perfect way to lure FatJohnny into a thread* or use English Ingenuity (TM) to make the first waterless toilet. So, no more bad spirits. ENJOY! *The answer is sex and/or alcohol. ------------------
"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Anarchist Angel
Monkey
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posted 09-28-2000 10:34 PM
I was only kidding!! Geez!  FJ has the right idea. Lighten up pplz! |
Popeye
Monkey
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posted 09-29-2000 02:16 AM
Why is it that a male wears the moniker 'slut' as a badge of honour and females wear it as an insult. I don't see anything wrong with a female being a slut.Matter of fact, it should be compulsory. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-29-2000 06:14 AM
Then maybe you can get laid. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-29-2000 06:14 AM
AA & Nicky...sorry. Just that I know Magpye does not wish to upset anyone around here. So she is taking it easy, and could not understand why AA seemed so down on her. She just has to get used to the rabid insults and abuse that fly around here! LOL |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-29-2000 09:20 AM
Man, FJ is coming back with the insults nowadays, isn't he? Goddamn.Anyway, I'm gonna say it before anybody else does: I love this thread because it reminds me of that album by the Sex Pistols, Never Mind The This Thread.
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"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 09-29-2000 09:40 AM
You GOTTA appreciate the humour in THIS thread. Too funny! |
Anarchist Angel
Monkey
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posted 09-29-2000 09:42 AM
Although I'm sure spoilt sport Zbu will delete it in record time. |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 09-29-2000 03:51 PM
Sorry Zbu no mud wrestling for you.  Just yet! [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 09-29-2000).] |
Popeye
Monkey
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posted 10-01-2000 01:01 AM
quote:
Originally posted by FatJohnny:
Then maybe you can get laid.
Absolutely! Isn't that a good enough reason? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-01-2000 01:12 AM
[alfredeneuman]What, Me Delete? [/bucktoothedgrin]
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"Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-03-2000 04:22 AM
Delete what? I see nothing to delete around here? Popeye...maybe, yes! |
Popeye
Monkey
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posted 10-04-2000 03:34 AM
Ouch, when even Lotus sticks a knife in, you know your days are numbered. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-04-2000 03:43 AM
Popeye dear...not knifing you. Silly Billy! When I said "Popeye...maybe, yes!"...I meant as in Maybe yes, it IS a good enough reason (getting laid!)Your days are numbered for a different reason...*giggle* Hurry up and post up to a Hells Belles' Member, ya slowpoke! |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 10-14-2000 05:36 PM
Getting Laid is GOOOOOD |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-14-2000 06:27 PM
hahaha...is that so, Mags? What you been up to lately then, hmmmmmmmm? |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 10-16-2000 07:36 AM
hi there Popeye good to see you , magpie love your doorknob thingy , must remember that one also saw your pics nice to put a face to a name ,and Nicky everyone knows your "Sex God "------------------
Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
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