posted 02-27-2000 11:07 PM            

And Fox has crossed that line.

My local Fox station is getting weird. If you went back five years ago, they were just another station that put out some cool programming. Now, the only thing that I take notice is when the plastic-faced women with fake eyebrows lure the stupidity of our society about "WATCH A REAL LIFE BUNGEE JUMP LIVE!" or "WATCH US CRASH A CAR LIVE!" or my favorite "WATCH OUT OF OUR LITTLE RATINGS STUNTS GO AWRY AND CRUSH OUR OVERLY PRETTY SLICE-OF-ASS ANCHOR AND HER FINAL LAST WORDS BEFORE HER HEAD COMES OFF IN THE MEDIC'S HANDS LIVE!!!"

*sigh*

And trust me, it's only a matter of time before Fox does this.

Well, I am truly sickened. Excuse me now as I ponder why I haven't changed it to the Cartoon Network.

*sigh x 2*

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posted 02-27-2000 11:21 PM            

The co-anchors (one male, one female) are the stern but pleasant parental figures.

There is "the Good Child" in the form of the weather person, neat and reliable.

And then there's the "Lil' Devil" a.k.a. the sports caster. Some time the child roles of the weather and sports people are reversed.

There you have it. The whole creepy family thing. Go to anytown anywhere in America, and I'll bet you'll find these exact types in every town.

posted 02-28-2000 12:37 AM         

That would be a hit. I think they should use Regis Philbin for the first millionaire.

posted 07-27-2000 02:01 PM            

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Excuse me now as I ponder why I haven't changed it to the Cartoon Network.

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