posted 02-17-2000 05:21 PM            

Here, I shall show you his life by a series of pictures.

Ernest as a child, althrough he was bigger and uglier and quite stupider than his friends (or rather, the kids down the street who bullied him and once stole his pants).

Once, Ernest was a greaser. Here he is from that time, trying to con his 'hot and sexy' English teacher into giving him an A by what he calls the 'old in-out, in-out."

But that all changed when Ernest went to jail for doing the old 'in-out' in 'public' and was involved in a knife-broom-leadpipe fight which left him with the mind of a child who, luckily, had been convicted earlier.

Using his new-founded childhood, Ernest decided to better himself by skipping school and mocking the ugly with Mello Yello soda pop. This resulted in more injuries and disfiguring accidents.

Then he died horribly.

THE END.

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