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Valentine's Day...OF DEATH!!

Author	Topic: Valentine's Day...OF DEATH!!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 02-13-2000 07:54 PM Sure, it's the same thing as last year: alone, lonely, only comfort jacking off to internet porn. Yes, Tostito, I'm looking at you. So, what can you do on a day like this? Suffer the slings and arrows of those who are fortunate to be subjecting themselves to horrible, disfiguring sexual diseases? Watch the sickening love between two ugly people who will have too many children and go on welfare? Or finally down those spare bottles of Wild Turkey while making a noose out of your body hair? Well, nothing. Just follow my advice: JUST HATE EVERYONE WHO IS LOVED. Simple, yet easy. ------------------ The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 02-14-2000 06:02 AM PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSE don't hate me, my Zbu! Giggle ------------------ Lotus666...Beware of Cupid's Love-Tipped Dart...He aims it for your wary heart...So play it safe, my lonely chum...Turn around and SHOW HIM YOUR BUM!!!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 02-14-2000 07:48 PM Tostito, Please! At least my affections are directed toward non-cow like creatures! Ashlyn is the best thing that's happened to you!! (and she's not a cow). Lotus, BUM???? ------------------ The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.

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