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Nick Zbu
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posted 03-12-2002 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, I was watching a promo for Bridget Jones's Diary today (for a movie channel which is trying to tempt me into shelling out money) and something was said about 'not watching my weight' in regards to Bridget herself.

Only problem was, she wasn't fat.

So, since we have some nice WWYK ladies here, can you tell me what is 'fat' in today's world? I haven't the slightest clue at all and since I can expect honesty from everyone in here, I figure I should get an impression about why and what and how some women think they're cows.

So, come on, go nuts.

exile_11
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posted 03-12-2002 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My experience is that most women reckon they're fat cows if they are under 6 foot tall and weigh more than 40 kg (88lbs).

If they're over 6 foot tall, 45 kg is acceptable.

exile_11
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posted 03-12-2002 11:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And another thing, I read where Rene Zelweger is negotiating 'Bidget Jones 2' and is trying to have the producers slim Bridget down cos she felt ugly during the making of the first movie.

Someone should let her know that the stick insect look is uglier.

Gypsy
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posted 03-13-2002 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sad but too true , everyone looks to Hollywood and the models as an indication of the perfect body , me on the other hand at 5'4" and almost 44 kgs am struggling to put some weight on but constantly being told how lucky I am . DON'T FEEL LUCKY

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Lotus666
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posted 03-13-2002 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You said the N word, Nicky! Now you've done it. Pro will be in here like a shot!

Well, you've seen MY height (and weight). Since shifting to the UK (and actually having food to eat rather than starving in a garret as I HAD been) I've managed to put on some weight. Nothing too drastic, and can still fit all my old clothes.

So, you tell ME! How's it look? Because, personally...I'm quite okay with how I look.

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-13-2002 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Exile,

88 POUNDS?? You're fucking joking...but it does make sense. Problem is, the insect look is out. Not only is it unhealthy but it's kinda creepy when a woman is so thin you can see her skull when she has the sun behind her....ewww...

Gyps,

Nah, you need to build muscle so you can break concrete slabs. Now that would rock.

Lo,

Oh, stop it, you are not fat. Geez, what are you, a perfectionist?

Lotus666
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posted 03-13-2002 09:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Me? A perfectionist? Nah, not always. Love me as I am...or leave me I say! (Luckily, I'm loved! ) And am definitely NOT into EITHER the "stick insect" look OR the "muscle woman" physique!

Promod
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posted 03-13-2002 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nuts are in ... trust me

Censorship Ahoy!
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posted 03-13-2002 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Censorship Ahoy!   Click Here to Email Censorship Ahoy!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think a woman "should" look healthy, neither too thin nor too fat. Some women have a natural tendency do be one or the other, which is perfectly OK with me.

My personal fetish is healthy, smooth homogeneous, "chewy" skin, and yes, sothing to get my teeth into

(Please don't get freaked out!, and do continue the dicussion)

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-13-2002 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Who's freaked out? Women are supposed to have meat on them.

nixxi
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posted 03-13-2002 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nixxi   Click Here to Email nixxi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I personally think too skinny is not good , unless your one with a very metabolism and has trouble to put a few extra pounds on, I on the other hand have always been chubby, I've tried and tried, the only thing that works for me is going to the gym and work out, but still the chubbyness is still there, I've almost given up thinking I can have a slim physic like my sister. I am who I am, so you either like me or ya don't.
Lotus ya seen me pic, so you can fill in the rest for them.

WarDog
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posted 03-14-2002 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WarDog     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah guys, its a little distressing the state of some ladies minds that they would think that if they maintain a skeleton size that they will be gawked at. You've all pretty much got it right, the ladies need to be healthy and that requires meat on the bones. Nothing that would restrict their day to day lives, but enough weight to keep them healthy and add those curves that drive the men wild. BTW Lotus, its very good to hear that you have your diet back again, was not happy to hear that you had starved

[This message has been edited by WarDog (edited 03-14-2002).]

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-14-2002 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, I get the feeling Lotus has always been fit. But, I eagerly await the day when she can break concrete slabs. That would rock.

Lotus666
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posted 03-14-2002 06:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Breaking concrete slabs? Working on it, Nick!
TB is making sure I...aaah...work out! *Giggle* (Waits for Mags to put in the obvious comment here!!!)


WarDog...hey, I survived it. Am in VERY good hands now, so fear not! In fact...getting rather spoilt here. (And LOVING it!)

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-14-2002).]

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-14-2002 09:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ummm...how can you exercise your arms while on your back?

Something tells me I rather not know..

Lord Destroyer
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posted 03-14-2002 10:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sometimes I don't understand what it is about women and weight. Some of them gain a few ounces and go positively apeshit.

They start their spiel that they're too fat, that they're an ugly cow, et cetera, et cetera.

The bony look is NOT and NEVER WILL BE sexy to me. There's nothing wrong with having some meat on the bones.

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-14-2002 03:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Exactly! Like Twinkle from Dinnerladies!

*drooool*

Magpye
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posted 03-15-2002 05:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes Nick was rather drooly over Twinkle
had to give him a bib.

What comment Lotty, TB is making
sure you...what?? take it up the arse.

My outlook on the weight thing used to be bad when
i was younger, but now i don't give a toss, i don't
think i need to prove myself to anyone, and if you
don't like, tough.

[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-15-2002).]

Ishtar
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posted 03-15-2002 05:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And Lisa Riley from you've been framed...Wait a minute!!!

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Gypsy
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posted 03-15-2002 07:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Will never be able to break bricks Nick , but had a weigh in yesterday & have put on just under 1 kilo that makes nearly 5 since xmas , and i am very happy about that .

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Lotus666
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posted 03-19-2002 08:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mags, ya tart...no! TB is making sure I get lots of anaerobic workouts (NOT "arseaerobic"!)

Besides, Widow has been telling me some interesting tales about you and Darque!

Magpye
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posted 03-19-2002 08:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My God Lotty, well you sort of came back with
a response, thought judging by last nights call it
would have been just as bad. Don't tell me i finally
stunned you into silence.

Oh God what's the spidery bitchy one been saying
now, actually she is over tonight, i can kill her
then.

[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-19-2002).]

Lotus666
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posted 03-19-2002 08:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yep...you've won this round dear! And not if Widow kills you first, you won't!

Wids has just been telling me some botty tales...

Magpye
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posted 03-19-2002 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Widow do me first, not bloody likely.
And i'm completely at a loss on the other, but then
again she does like to stir, shame she has no pc
anymore..hahahaha.

Lotus666
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posted 03-19-2002 09:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tsk - poor Widow...no PC. And here you are laughing! Wicked lady...

Magpye
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posted 03-19-2002 09:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think Darque could have been able to do
something, that was until she dropkicked it out of
the front door so serves her right.
Only problem now is that she'll start bugging me.

Lotus666
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posted 03-19-2002 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Shouldn't sisters "share"?

Magpye
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posted 03-19-2002 09:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Please stop reminding me. I bet it's you that's
encouraging her to do my head in, have you spoken
to her resently cause she never said, mind you
i've not really seen her myself.

Lotus666
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posted 03-19-2002 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No, not spoken to her recently. But, last time I spoke to her, she mentioned something about something had come up, and she had to rush off to "lay something to rest". Any ideas as to what she meant?

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-19-2002).]

Magpye
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posted 03-19-2002 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah soooo not like her.

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