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Topic: Movie Ideas....
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Nick Zbu
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posted 03-08-2002 07:36 PM
   
A.I.I.I.I.?--Written by Stanley Kubrick but directed by Spielburg, this is the story of a young robot (Ali G) who is adopted by a posh family. After 'growing up', the robot malfunctions and becomes a rapper with a perchant for lesbian threesomes and mispronounciation. Left in a forest somewhere by Manchester, the robot decides to find his mother...or some hot honeys for his show on Channel Four. Finding Gigolo Joe (Jude Law), the robotic rapper disses him once too many times and ends up at the end of the scene. A few years later, the rapper finds the Statue of the Blue Fairy who he thinks will make him a real man, only to find out that being a real man will require the loss of his twelve inch 'Beast.' Disappointed, the rapper finally finds happiness when he meets up with his dream, a future utopia where young white girls and young black girls play with each other.
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Lotus666
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posted 03-14-2002 07:34 AM
Hmmmm...has possibilities!? 
I am looking forward to seeing "Ali G in Da House" when it gets released here. Purely for the laughs - cause, let's face it...the plot will be non-existent!  |
Nick Zbu
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posted 03-14-2002 09:48 AM
That's a real movie, isn't it?Well, maybe on a double bill with Red Dwarf: The Movie... | |
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