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Author
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Topic: Designer Vaginas
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-07-2002 06:38 AM
   
Sorry but i was forced to do his on the orders
of the almighty Lotty.  So did anyone see this programme on C4 a few weeks
ago???
All i can say it made my eyes water, plus i have
never seen so many fannies on one programme ever.
So if you could choose how it would be, Lotty
would love to know. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-07-2002 07:45 AM
Never saw the programme, but the title just sounded very poetic! 
Mine is just fine, thanks. |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-07-2002 08:51 AM
Yeah so i've been told!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-07-2002 10:01 AM
Certain people left un-mentioned are more than happy with the status quo so to speak... |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 03-07-2002 01:47 PM
I never wanted anything more than a hello, but a personal vagina will do Maggs. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-07-2002 02:45 PM
Designer Vaginas? Sounds like the less endowed out there are trying anything to make themselves more...promenient. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-07-2002 07:28 PM
What on earth are you talking about?
Your darn right I'm curious!
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Withnail
Monkey
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posted 03-07-2002 08:01 PM
ah, the noble vagina, so majestic as it slides down the slopes of mount vesuvius, causing havoc in it's path. |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 05:15 AM
dj it was a documentary on C4 a while back
basically women who felt they had a problem could
design their ideal one, they even had catalogues
that you could look through, so you could pick
out the one you wanted, certainly made my eyes
water.  [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-08-2002).] |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 05:18 AM
Hi Jogger, not seen you in ages, how
goes it??? 
Oh and sorry i'm not handing any out. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 07:51 AM
Damn! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-08-2002 05:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Withnail:
ah, the noble vagina, so majestic as it slides down the slopes of mount vesuvius, causing havoc in it's path.
This statement is fucking beautiful. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 06:25 PM
Hear hear Hats off too the potty poet!
lol Actualy no,I'm just joking that was very well said. Now where's that dictionary..... |
Bluebottle
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 07:13 PM
Make sure you spell it correctly, dj. That's P-A-T-H.
p.s. I agree 200% with you. That was great. [This message has been edited by Bluebottle (edited 03-08-2002).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 09:32 PM
Went with a friend to a rather interresting Expo last week called Sexpo , as you may have gathered it was all things concerning sex , as we arrived there were two woman on stage actually demonstrating how you could have an impression of your vagina made in plaster SWEAR IT'S TRUE or if prefered any body part depending on how much cash you were prepared to part with . The ppl had to go out the back and have a plaster mould made of the particular part then it was used to make a replica of that part , while waiting to get some food I was talking to two ladies that had just come from having moulds made of thier boobs for thier boyfriends . TRUTH CAN BE STRANGER THAN FICTION ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-08-2002 09:38 PM
And just why the hell would anybody want a plaster cast made of various body parts? So you can scare your family and friends by putting a cast of your head in their beds with a gallon of ketchup for 'those funny nights when you feel like a bastard and want to scare the piss out of them?' |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 09:49 PM
why plaster, surely a jelly-mould would be better |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 09:55 PM
Well don't think I have seen a thread recieve not one but two repies so fast before , must be that WORD and Withnail needs to be plaster to cast the actually piece you get to keep . ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 03-08-2002 10:16 PM
yeah, but why keep the plaster, use the plaster to make a jelly mould, that could have all manner of uses. [warped]cold mince-meat and eggs for example[/warped] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-09-2002 12:09 AM
Still, that is one hell of a personalized paperweight. |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 01:34 AM
Suppose it would make for an interresting centre party piece as a jelly mould , like your idea too Nick . ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN [This message has been edited by Gypsy (edited 03-10-2002).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-09-2002 09:47 AM
Don't thank me, thank the poor woman who either unintentionally found that out or was bored enough to see if it worked. |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 09:58 AM
handy for keeping nuts in at christmas time when you have the family over |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 10:04 AM
Thats the way Pro , knew you and your nuts wouldn't let me down .  ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-12-2002 06:30 AM
Something your not telling us Gypsy?? |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-12-2002 06:36 PM
What ever do you mean Mag's , haven't you noticed Pro's obcession with nuts , seems to come up in nearly every thread , merely making an observation . ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-12-2002 11:15 PM
Peanuts or Walnuts? |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-13-2002 01:18 AM
No preferance stated seems he just likes nuts in general ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-13-2002 02:43 AM
I prefer pecans myself...and almonds. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-13-2002 09:35 PM
How much was it for one of these... ah.. er.. designer deals!WHAT? I told ya I was curious. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-14-2002 06:03 AM
dj...you considering doing some "SERIOUS"...errrr...remodelling, are you??? LOL |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 03-15-2002 05:59 AM
Started at around 5g's Dj, but then again
it all depended on what you wanted done.Hmmm yes Gypsy have noticed Pro's
passion for nuts. |
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