posted 03-05-2002 11:55 AM         

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Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

hehehe...think about it!

posted 03-06-2002 07:56 PM         

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But of course!!!!

Here's one for you;

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can't make a fist

[This message has been edited by WarDog (edited 03-06-2002).]

posted 03-07-2002 05:51 PM         

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clean time:
Q. what's black and white and eats like a horse?

A. a zebra

posted 03-07-2002 09:56 PM         

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Bad REDNECK Drivers

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

posted 03-08-2002 06:52 PM         

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Did you hear about the two rednecks that came up to Canada and died at the drive in movies?

They were trying to watch Closed for the season.