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Topic: Mottos!
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 11:10 PM
Yup! It's a 'make your own motto about a place' thread! Here's an example:Britain: The Alaska of the Roman Empire!! One per post, go nuts.  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 02-08-2002 12:04 AM
The Middle East: INCOMING SCUD!! |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 02-08-2002 05:39 AM
Tajikistan - just visit us, you bastards! Yes of course we're a fucking country, honest! |
Ishtar Monkey
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posted 02-08-2002 05:50 AM
Thailand: Your one stop ticket to STD ownership!------------------ My middle name could be danger......but it's john [This message has been edited by Ishtar (edited 02-08-2002).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2002 06:26 AM
KENT - The Swamp Gardens of the South!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2002 06:27 AM
(Thanks for the thread, Nicky!) |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2002 08:40 AM
No prob, Lo!  ORKNEY ISLANDS--According to 'Hoy'le...get it? GET IT? DON'T YOU DARE BUY THAT TICKET TO THE CARIBBEAN! WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU SACK OF RANCID BASTARDS!! *sob* |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 02-08-2002 03:27 PM
Cuba - no jokes about hospitals, OK?------------------ "It's Risk. A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely manage their own lives." |
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey
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posted 02-09-2002 12:15 PM
Jersey - Laundering with a Smile[This message has been edited by Censorship Ahoy! (edited 02-09-2002).] |
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey
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posted 02-09-2002 12:19 PM
Cayman Islands - Laundering with a Tan |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 02-09-2002 01:06 PM
Switzerland--If politics was a rainbow, we would be that very nice inoffensive light brown.[This message has been edited by Nick Zbu (edited 02-09-2002).] |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 02-10-2002 10:46 AM
Florida: The 27th State of the Union - Hey, I want a recount! |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 02-10-2002 11:04 AM
Texas - blurring the line between wife and sister |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 02-10-2002 01:07 PM
KENTUCKY--Blurring the line between mother and sheep.[/rippingofffunnywithnail] |
Puppet Boy Monkey
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posted 02-11-2002 01:42 AM
~West Virginia~ “Our family tree looks like a Christmas wreath” |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 11:54 AM
Lawtey, Waldo, and Hampton: The Speed Trap Capitals of the U.S.A.Quick explanation: Those three towns lie north of Gainesville, Florida, and south of I-10. If you go as much as 1 m.p.h. over the posted speed limit, the cops will be on you like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat. [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 02-22-2002).] |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 05:43 AM
Take it you have first hand knowledge of this LD ??????------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Ishtar Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 06:26 AM
Dover - We've got a port and fuck all else....welcome to hell.------------------ My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 09:49 AM
I read a lot about those towns, Gypsy. I've also heard stories from those who were caught speeding there.In fact, the American Automotive Association (AAA) even has Lawtey, Waldo, and Hampton on their speed trap list. |
Promod Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 09:53 AM
Columbia...Yes its all its cracked up to be  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-22-2002 10:48 AM
Bravo, Pro...that's a neat one!  |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 10:59 AM
Lord D, are you referring to Hampton Va.? Or, some other Hampton on the East coast? |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 11:10 AM
Jogger - I'm talking about three towns between I-10 and Gainesville, Florida.There is a Hampton, Florida, and it's not too far from the other two towns I mentioned. They're small enough to not be on most road maps (except for local ones). Maybe the size of those towns is why speed limits are heavily enforced - they have to get the money one way or another. [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 02-22-2002).] |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 12:56 PM
L.D. Yeah I remember now. Friend of mine lives in Fort Lauderdale drives it all the time. Well, since we're on the subject. Be aware. If you ever try rout 13 up the Eastern Shores to Philly, you will be stopped through Accomack, Va. I had a trooper stand right in the road and put his hand out at me. The stupid fuck could have been squished. |
Promod Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 05:46 PM
Tasmania ... A devil of a place to find  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-22-2002 07:09 PM
Oooh, the man is getting quick with these mottos. Good work (again) Pro!  |
Promod Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 08:13 PM
Easter Island..No egg on our faces
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-23-2002 08:18 AM
(Another goodie Pro!)Tiera Del Fuego - the Hot Spot that's Got The Lot! |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 08:31 AM
Lizard Island , just lazing around .------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 10:05 AM
ALICE SPRINGS watch you don't get lost in the sand storms .------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Promod Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 07:13 PM
China.. every need panda'd too  |
Promod Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 07:14 PM
Jerusalem.. Line on the left, One cross each  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 02-28-2002 08:45 AM
MAGNETIC ISLAND would love to get stuck there  |
Ishtar Monkey
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posted 02-28-2002 05:41 PM
New Zealand - We had the accent first!!!!------------------ My middle name could be danger......but it's john |