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Nick Zbu
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posted 02-07-2002 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yup! It's a 'make your own motto about a place' thread! Here's an example:

Britain: The Alaska of the Roman Empire!!

One per post, go nuts.

Lord Destroyer
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posted 02-08-2002 12:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The Middle East: INCOMING SCUD!!

Hello Newman 2001
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posted 02-08-2002 05:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello Newman 2001   Click Here to Email Hello Newman 2001     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tajikistan - just visit us, you bastards! Yes of course we're a fucking country, honest!

Ishtar
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posted 02-08-2002 05:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thailand: Your one stop ticket to STD ownership!

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

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Lotus666
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posted 02-08-2002 06:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
KENT - The Swamp Gardens of the South!

Lotus666
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posted 02-08-2002 06:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
(Thanks for the thread, Nicky!)

Nick Zbu
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posted 02-08-2002 08:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No prob, Lo!

ORKNEY ISLANDS--According to 'Hoy'le...get it? GET IT? DON'T YOU DARE BUY THAT TICKET TO THE CARIBBEAN! WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU SACK OF RANCID BASTARDS!! *sob*

Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
posted 02-08-2002 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello Newman 2001   Click Here to Email Hello Newman 2001     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cuba - no jokes about hospitals, OK?

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"It's Risk. A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely manage their own lives."

Censorship Ahoy!
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posted 02-09-2002 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Censorship Ahoy!   Click Here to Email Censorship Ahoy!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jersey - Laundering with a Smile

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Censorship Ahoy!
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posted 02-09-2002 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Censorship Ahoy!   Click Here to Email Censorship Ahoy!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cayman Islands - Laundering with a Tan

Nick Zbu
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posted 02-09-2002 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Switzerland--If politics was a rainbow, we would be that very nice inoffensive light brown.

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Lord Destroyer
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posted 02-10-2002 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Florida: The 27th State of the Union - Hey, I want a recount!

Withnail
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posted 02-10-2002 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Withnail     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Texas - blurring the line between wife and sister

Nick Zbu
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posted 02-10-2002 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
KENTUCKY--Blurring the line between mother and sheep.

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Puppet Boy
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posted 02-11-2002 01:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Puppet Boy   Click Here to Email Puppet Boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
~West Virginia~
“Our family tree looks like a Christmas wreath”

Lord Destroyer
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posted 02-21-2002 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lawtey, Waldo, and Hampton: The Speed Trap Capitals of the U.S.A.

Quick explanation: Those three towns lie north of Gainesville, Florida, and south of I-10. If you go as much as 1 m.p.h. over the posted speed limit, the cops will be on you like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat.

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Gypsy
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posted 02-22-2002 05:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Take it you have first hand knowledge of this LD ??????

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Ishtar
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posted 02-22-2002 06:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dover - We've got a port and fuck all else....welcome to hell.

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Lord Destroyer
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posted 02-22-2002 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I read a lot about those towns, Gypsy. I've also heard stories from those who were caught speeding there.

In fact, the American Automotive Association (AAA) even has Lawtey, Waldo, and Hampton on their speed trap list.

Promod
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posted 02-22-2002 09:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Columbia...Yes its all its cracked up to be

Lotus666
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posted 02-22-2002 10:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Bravo, Pro...that's a neat one!

Jogger
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posted 02-22-2002 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lord D, are you referring to Hampton Va.?
Or, some other Hampton on the East coast?

Lord Destroyer
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posted 02-22-2002 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jogger - I'm talking about three towns between I-10 and Gainesville, Florida.

There is a Hampton, Florida, and it's not too far from the other two towns I mentioned. They're small enough to not be on most road maps (except for local ones). Maybe the size of those towns is why speed limits are heavily enforced - they have to get the money one way or another.

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Jogger
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posted 02-22-2002 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
L.D.
Yeah I remember now. Friend of mine lives in Fort Lauderdale drives it all the time.
Well, since we're on the subject. Be aware. If you ever try rout 13 up the Eastern Shores to Philly, you will be stopped through Accomack, Va. I had a trooper stand right in the road and put his hand out at me. The stupid fuck could have been squished.

Promod
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posted 02-22-2002 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tasmania ... A devil of a place to find

Lotus666
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posted 02-22-2002 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oooh, the man is getting quick with these mottos. Good work (again) Pro!

Promod
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posted 02-22-2002 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Easter Island..No egg on our faces

Lotus666
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posted 02-23-2002 08:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
(Another goodie Pro!)

Tiera Del Fuego - the Hot Spot that's Got The Lot!

Gypsy
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posted 02-23-2002 08:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lizard Island , just lazing around .

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Gypsy
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posted 02-23-2002 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ALICE SPRINGS watch you don't get lost in the sand storms .

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LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN

Promod
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posted 02-23-2002 07:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
China.. every need panda'd too

Promod
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posted 02-23-2002 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod   Click Here to Email Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jerusalem.. Line on the left, One cross each

Gypsy
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posted 02-28-2002 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
MAGNETIC ISLAND would love to get stuck there

Ishtar
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posted 02-28-2002 05:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
New Zealand - We had the accent first!!!!

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

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