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Author
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Topic: Hush Money
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2002 02:14 AM
   
*hands a fiver to Laz*Remember...you saw NOTHING, right?  |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2002 06:51 AM
Hope you've got WADS of fivers to hand out Nicky! hehehe...  There'll be a few witnesses remember!  |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2002 09:16 AM
Lotus,Damn it, you're right...oh well, better come clea-- *chloroforms Lotus and places her softly in the closet* *whew!*  |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 02-06-2002 09:39 AM
*Pushes Lotty Back out of the closet*Find your own bloody closet!!! A man can't get any sleep these days!! ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 02-06-2002 11:52 AM
And I saw that...it's gonna cost you loads of moolah, Nick.*Puts on gas mask so Nick can't chloroform me into unconsciousness* |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2002 02:26 PM
*Drags herself out of the closet...and says in a slurred half-doped voice "Make that a Tenner now Nick...else you're history, Mister!"* |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2002 03:12 PM
Oh my God! Lotus is obviously...uh...intoxicated due to her upcoming marriage! Quick, let us get her to the hospital!!*slings Lotus over a shoulder and shoots LD in the butt with a quick-acting knockout dart on the way out the door*
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djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-06-2002 06:28 PM
Looks around nervously. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 05:05 AM
*Bites Nick on his arm...gets down...kicks his shins...then his butt...then runs like the clappers and hides behind TB!* OI YOU... |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 10:20 AM
Oh crap!*activates jetpack and escapes to Mexico, stopping only to grab the fiver back from Laz* See ya, suckers!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 10:36 AM
*Waits for Nick to land...then removes the "Fake Mexico" painted backdrop, and pounces on him with 3 lead rhinos, a bean-loaded elephant, and a herd of irate glue-spitting llamas!* |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 07:35 PM
*Regains consciousness from the knockout dart and joins in the melee with several full-grown grizzlies just out of hibernation!* |
Censorship Ahoy!
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-07-2002 07:41 PM
(It's getting crazier and crazier all the time)*Censorship throws constipated rhynos on LSD, just for the good effect |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 07:47 PM
Pardon me for my ignorance but what the Hell are you all on about ??????
Cens if your still about you need to fix your post in chain letter , holding up the game .
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LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN[This message has been edited by Gypsy (edited 02-07-2002).] |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 07:56 PM
Best as I can understand, Nick tried to pay off Laz and was discovered.He KO'ed Lotus and me as we made demands for money so neither of us would rat him out. He tried making a getaway, only to be fooled by the "fake backdrop" gag. Now he's in for it with all those wild animals wanting his hide. It's a real melee, I tell you. Aah, what the hell... *Adds a couple of ravenous Tasmanian devils to the melee!* |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 08:41 PM
a small bag of nuts would make sure that I'd never seen what I don't have a clue about  |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 09:01 PM
I just want to know what part I supposedly play in all of this?*throws a few handgranades in through the door and makes a bolt for it* Door, bolt, geddit? Oh, sod ya....
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Censorship Ahoy!
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-07-2002 09:12 PM
Just ignore any misplaced post and get on with it, for pete's sake |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 09:25 PM
can I pretend the grenades are bags of dry roasted nuts ? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2002 09:34 PM
*snickers at Lotus from his hidden mansion somewhere in the Caribbean and arms the hidden nuclear device within the Fake Jetpack Zbu*HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 10:06 PM
caribean..... hmmm coconuts... |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 10:27 PM
Thanks LD , should be fun when he gets to England . and Pro what is it with you and nuts lately ??????------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 10:31 PM
must be post christmas fetish..could be worse could be wrapping paper------------------
Hamsters ARE a food source. |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 02-07-2002 10:49 PM
would have to agree there , think I would rather eat nuts than xmas wrapping .  ------------------
LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2002 06:19 AM
*Lobs a few large bags of peanuts Pro's way...and adds a couple of coconuts in for good measure!* We will have to start calling you the Nut Man!laz...*GROAN!* You can be the cheated punter who organises a commando style raid on Nick's hidden carribean fortress for us and save the world!!! How about it? [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 02-08-2002).] |
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