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Tile_boy
Monkey 		posted 01-08-2002 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Howdy Peeps, this is your good friend Uncle Tile here, offering you an unmissable money saving oppurtunity.
Ever noticed those greasy finger prints on your monitor and wondered where they came from? Well stop worrying right now.

I have recently got my hands on a load of screen wipes which each come in a pack of fifty. This quality product will not only remove those greasy fingerprints from your monitor but save you money in the long run. I'm selling eack pack for 50p sterling each, or your international equivelant.

If you would like to take advantage of this amazing offer just press the screen over approprite response at any time until the 16th of january.

Yes No

Thankyou.
If you selected yes then i will be in touch via email as soon as i can.

Cheers for your time

catapault007
Monkey 		posted 01-08-2002 07:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If you stopped cybering your screen wouldnt get prints all over it

laz
ZooKeeper 		posted 01-08-2002 08:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for laz   Click Here to Email laz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
He touches the pretty naked ladies because he thinks they are real. The saliva stains on his screen are the real bitch to get off I imagine, oh and those 'other' stains too...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper 		posted 01-09-2002 03:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nice try, Tile..am not so easily conned into smearing my fingerprints all over the screen so THERE! *Pokes a finger at the screen, and accidentally touches it...causing a nice smeary fingerprint to ensue!* ARGH!

Tile_boy
Monkey 		posted 01-09-2002 03:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If I shake my monitor they move. See Laz, they are real.

AfroSte
Chimp with diapers 		posted 01-26-2002 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AfroSte   Click Here to Email AfroSte     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i get marks all over my monitor bcos of cavemen like ppl (ie my bro n cousin) putting there stubby fingers all over me screen sayin

"wots that???!????" in a very confused way

those wipes sound superb, ill come round an get some tommorow

Lotus666
ZooKeeper 		posted 01-27-2002 09:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Damn you and your necessary wipes, Tilee!

djgaming
Monkey 		posted 01-27-2002 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for djgaming     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
How do you get drool out of a key board?
NO I CAN'T WAIT TILL IT DRIES.

Tile_boy
Monkey 		posted 01-27-2002 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Was that a joke or an escaped inner-dialogue?

Lotus666
ZooKeeper 		posted 01-28-2002 05:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
A bit of both perhaps?

Gypsy
Monkey 		posted 01-28-2002 06:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Should think it would be dry by the time you finished typing unless your like that dog in Turner & Hooch LOVE THAT MOVIE

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Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!

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