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Ishtar
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 11:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Surely he'd have exploded in a big sticky wee smelling explosion by now if he didn't know what that hole was for.

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well we just won't know until someone tries it, and who better than LF?

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Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tile, shut up.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-21-2002 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yea Tile. Come on. Please. Go bound and unleash that edgy energy of yours! Thanks for staying cool, LF! Much appreciated.

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
my hero.

Ishtar
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
father

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 01-21-2002 09:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Your insides serve you well...

Ishtar
Monkey
posted 01-22-2002 06:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
They shouldn't, I treat them like shit.

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Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 01-22-2002 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That'll be the pipe cleaners...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-23-2002 05:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I squeal for NO one...well, ONLY one! Give up yet?

Ishtar
Monkey
posted 01-23-2002 07:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Those damn pipe cleaners sure make me squeal.

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-23-2002 08:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
There must be easier (and less painful) ways to clean your pipes, surely?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 01-23-2002 10:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Does making you squeal involve whipped cream, a bullwhip, and black leather?

Ishtar
Monkey
posted 01-23-2002 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I tried a napalm enema once, that stung a bit too.

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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-23-2002 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Napalm enemas...didn't we use them once on Lamer? That just makes your eyes water!
LD...it would go close...yes!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 01-24-2002 02:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Methinks some stiletto heels and some strong rope also figures into the equation.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-24-2002 05:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nope...silk scarves...and bare feet! (And a feather!)

Jogger
Monkey
posted 01-24-2002 05:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Squeeeal already Lotus, or I will fly my jet into the tallest building!
That’s it!
ALLAH-OCBARRRRRR

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 01-25-2002 06:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SO LF Why does a penis have a hole in the end of it , seems to be the only unanswered question ?

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Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!

Jogger
Monkey
posted 01-25-2002 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
To put out fires, Gypsy.

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 01-26-2002 08:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
But I thought that was why we have fire fighters .

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Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 01-26-2002 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Come ON! It's just a $#~*ing joke! I don't know!

Other than it is the exit area for body purification through waste removal and it is definately needed for replication.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-26-2002 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hahaha...nice reply there, LF!

nixxi
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-26-2002 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nixxi   Click Here to Email nixxi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hey girlie i'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nixxi
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-26-2002 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nixxi   Click Here to Email nixxi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i could reply to my favority position but it's a secret

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-26-2002 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Welcome nixxi...hope you plan to stick around and play. Good to have you aboard!

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Are you...LOCAL?!

djgaming
Monkey
posted 01-26-2002 07:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for djgaming     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 01-26-2002 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*thinks inhumanly dirty thoughts*

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 01-27-2002 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Beware LF...she bites!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 01-27-2002 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
But she brings home six figures and is willing to support a boytoy, so it's not all bad.

nixxi
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-27-2002 02:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nixxi   Click Here to Email nixxi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
me bite!!! hmmmm welll..... i guess LF you'll just have to find out for yourself now wot ya

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