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Topic: HURRAH(ish)!!
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Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-14-2001 04:21 AM
   
I've finally finished all my essays, I get to hand them in with a big smug grin on my face. I've just had my last night at uni which was great, I was really rather drunk and got some great action photos of me jumping through the air into a bush. It was a fairly painful night though, aside from numerous bush related injuries I got pissed off with a flickering lightbulb and stuck my fist into it, resulting in "multiple lacerations to the right knuckle area" (I made that up, but there are shit loads of cuts on my right hand). I also got the hardest slap ever from my mates girlfriend because I flicked her, I know it sounds like slang for something, but it's as simple as it sounds, I gave her a flick, so she belted me. Anyway, that's one term over, not sure if I'll survive the rest, but I'll give it a go.I'm going back to bed. ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john [This message has been edited by Ishtar (edited 12-14-2001).] |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-14-2001 06:10 AM
Ya daft buggar, Ish! You intend to do these "benders" on a regular basis then? (I don't think you will survive if you do!)  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 12-14-2001).] |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-14-2001 11:42 AM
Unfortunately I already do them on a regular basis. My list of drink related injuries is fairly impressive.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-14-2001 05:25 PM
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-14-2001 05:58 PM
Note to self: The Brits are insane when drunk. Use to advantage.Ah, my plan to finally take over Jamaica will SUCCEED! BWAHAHAHAHA! |
Promod
Monkey
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posted 12-14-2001 06:00 PM
Some are just insane ------------------
Hamsters ARE a food source. |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-14-2001 08:22 PM
If you don't go on drunken benders at uni, how can you graduate? thats what they told me anyway.PS what uni does Mr.Ish go to anyway? |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-16-2001 11:55 AM
I go to Canterbury in Kent, studying Social Anthropology BA. My list of injuries is thus (although I'm pretty sure I'll forget some, so I'll just do the main ones.) *Torn Hamstring (result of breakdanceing competition in club) *Torn cruciate ligament (fell off a wall) *Pulled left quad muscle (was shagging when drunk and tried to bend too much) *Concussion (mate rugby tackled me into a lamp post outside a club) *Lost all the skin off the palm of right hand (just fell over) *split head open right between the eyes down to the bone (fell into a bike shed) *Broken thumb (punched someone) *cracked rib (fell down a hole) *various cuts and bruises (from jumping into bushes) That's about all I can think off at the moment. If any other exciting ones spring to mind I'll keep you updated. ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-16-2001 07:26 PM
thats odd, i seemed to think you were in manchester.drunken head splitting is also my speciality. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 01:58 AM
nope, although several others on the boards are from manc or around there, I'm a girly southerner (and hence superior).------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john [This message has been edited by Ishtar (edited 12-17-2001).] |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-17-2001 03:54 AM
SOUTHERNER?  hehehe...you southern shandy drinker you, Ish! |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 06:10 AM
Lets not start this again. All you need to know about southerners is that they wear their mothers underwear. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-17-2001 08:23 AM
Ooooh, not heard that rumour, Tilee...tell more... |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 03:18 PM
I'd have to drinka lot of shandy to get in the state to get those injuries.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 07:00 PM
In manchester they form your social standing and are what we base our political standing on. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-18-2001 04:00 AM
Drinking injuries or your mothers knickers?If drinking injuries, does that mean I could be a senior civil servant or some other highly regarded rank such as mayor of a small village? ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 11:52 AM
I was indeed refering to drunken injuries you crazy mother hubberb.employment is out of the question however, as you is southern. sorry. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 03:03 PM
Damn, does that mean I'll have to get an actual job, rather than a title and unemployment benefits?------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-20-2001 07:34 PM
A true, pure-blood northerner would get both a job and unemployment benefits. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-21-2001 06:52 AM
Good job I'm a southerner then really. Surely you're forgetting disability benefits too, just go to the benefits office with a limp and say you have gout or something.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-21-2001 08:33 AM
No Ishtar, we don't falsely take disability benifits, thats wrong. We save them for you southeners and your disabilitating accents. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-22-2001 06:18 AM
At least everyone can understand what we're saying. Bloody northerners.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 12-22-2001 03:14 PM
LoLBloody Romans... |
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