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Topic: I'll be back!
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Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 05:55 AM
   
One of my mates has just got himself a girlfriend. After promising that he wouldn't get one this year as he is at uni and should be having fun (if you know what I mean). Now it isn't so much the issue that he has a girlfrined, that's fine and dandy.It's when you look at the track record of this and his previous girlfriends ages. Girlfriend 1 - Him 17 Her 17 (fine, a promising start) Girlfriend 2 - Him 18 Her 15 (?, what's going on here?) Girlfriend 3 - Him 19 Her 16 (Oh dear) Girlfriend 4 - Him 19 Her (only just) 16 We have now re-christened him "THE VIRGINATOR" The man has issues. ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 06:34 AM
one of my friends brothers:him - 27
her - 15 Getting close to prison territory here. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 06:35 AM
I'm pretty sure that actually is prison territory.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 06:57 AM
only if they're shagging I suppose, they must be really mustn't they?
hmmm. Perhaps a citizen's arrest is called for. I'll have to catch them *in action* as it were though. And I'd better get some photographic 'evidence'. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 09:51 AM
You can probably make some money that way while you're at it.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 11:06 AM
some money-shots anyway. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-08-2001 02:34 PM
When you are that age...such a gap is a bit of a worry! When you get older, it doesn't matter anymore.  (Invest in some long distance surveillance equipment, and have the local police number ready for some fun.) Oh, and buy him a file NOW (to bake into the cake!) 
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Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 10:18 PM
I'd be worried if my significant other was old enough to be my mother (or even worse, my grandmother).I know, TMFI.  |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 12-08-2001 11:37 PM
Oh yeah, age comparison:Now EX-girlfriend - 28 this past December 4th. Me - 25 |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 12-09-2001 10:47 AM
My ex-GF 23me 36 BOOO YAHHHH |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-09-2001 11:59 AM
15 is definitely prison territory where I come from, and also absolute proof that you can't handle women outside of the age gap. |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-09-2001 01:43 PM
Me 18 her 23 was my best.nice work 007 ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-09-2001 07:52 PM
From my experience never date a man, erm boy who is 4-5 years younger than you if you are under the age of 24. I did it 3 times and all were complete disasters. You get fooled into thinking that they are more more mature than they actually turn out to be. My boyfriend is 3 months older than me and that suits me waaaay better. We are buying a four poster bed together soon. Thats what you call commitment! Or foolish! |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-09-2001 08:10 PM
Maturity sux dood! Unless you're talking about cheddar, then the more mature the better.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-09-2001 08:16 PM
The problem with some people is that they think maturity = boring. Not true.Maturity is when you can handle a situation is a grown up way. I can be act as stupid as the next stupid person but I've got to the stage where settling down and marriage seems like quite a nice idea. And I've found the person I want to do all that with. BUT I shall act stupid and be stupid and gurn stupidly until the day I die! AND BECAUSE LAZ SAID IT SHALL BE SO AND IT WILL HAPPEN OH YES INDEED, SHE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-10-2001 09:01 AM
Yea, Verily, FORSOOTH!
And, as for younger men...we-ell...my lips are zipped! *GIGGLE*
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Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-10-2001 11:26 AM
I love younger men.....hang on a minute!!------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
djgaming
Chimp with diapers
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posted 12-22-2001 05:44 PM
My wife is 23 I am 28 We met when she was 16
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Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 12-23-2001 10:19 AM
I found out the rest of the virginator story the other day. It was my mates flatmates who titled him "The Virginator". Then, next time his girlfriend phoned, they all got on the other phone on the line and started shouting"HELP, HELP I'M A VIRGIN!!!" "WORRY NOT YOUNG GIRL FOR SIMON IS THE VIRGINATOR!!! Much to their amusement, his horror and her disgust, needless to say, when me and my mates heard this story we pissed ourselves laughing. ------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-03-2002 08:11 AM
It's all rather like getting on the net for the first time and saying mid-chat-room..."Help me, I'm a Net Virgin!" (Even funnier if you make out you're 16 year old blonde nympho twin models!) But, I wouldn't know anything about that...would I now...MAGS?!  hehehe... ------------------
Are you...LOCAL?! |
Ishtar
Monkey
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posted 01-04-2002 06:05 AM
My favourite is going to the religious rooms and trying to convince everyone that you're Jesus.------------------
My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
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