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Author
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Topic: The Weasel Returns... Again.
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Ceramic Weasel
Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 10:16 AM
  
It's sickening isn't it? You guys can never seem to get rid of me.  Hey WAIT! Don't walk away, this isn't like all the other times i've returned, oh no sirrie, this is heaps, heaps different. I mean sure, i'll probably disappear again in another couple of days, and yes, i probably won't post anything interesting, then get bored out my mind before you can sing the chinese alphabet backwards! But THIS time, i'm a new Weasel.  I hate to disappoint you Lotus my dear, but no more whipped cream for me. After months of agonizing treatment in rehabilitation and more still in my WCA meetings, i'm completely reformed. My name is Ceramic Weasel and i'm a whipped cream addict. It's been 19 months since my last whipped cream fight. I was young, i was reckless, i was out of control. Now i'm taking depressants!  I've sworn by the ancient Weasel God, Guli, if i ever chase another skirt again, may i be struck down and rendered furless for all eternity. Women are evil, women are cruel, woman are merciless. And as much as i find that strangely arousing, i must fight my animalistic urges. From this day forth (maybe tomorrow... or the next day) - I am taking a vow of chastity!  ------------------
Pop! Goes the weasel. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 11:49 AM
Then should you really be 'popping' in this forum?Anyway, welcome back CW!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 06:15 PM
CW!!!  So nice to see you back, my friend. How have you been? I lost your ICQ number in a PC crash over in the UK. As you MIGHT have seen in the rest of this forum...I am going BACK to the UK...this time, to marry...and live there! You? Reformed? EX-CUSE ME? hahaha..."My name is Lotus, and I am a perfect little angel. I don't own or know what a bitch boot is, and I'm pure and innocent as the day is long!"  Now...I JUST happen to have a bowl of Rice Bubbles and Whipped Cream here. I'll JUST put it down here...and go away for a bit! hehehe...PS...WELCOME BACK CW! ------------------
TD(F)O'MW |
Ceramic Weasel
Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 10:46 PM
It's ok guys, i won't be staying long. I find that i always seem to make the newbies nervous.  They're always like-"Who the heck is this guy, and where did he get so much damn sex appeal?" I'm just stopping by on my way to Weasel Holy Land and thought i'd Pop! in to see if all you guys are still breathing. After taking a quick visit of the Captains Table, i can see things haven't changed all that much since i left. Anyways, my psychiatrist says i have to get closure on this phase of my life, so i'm here to do just that. All you people are freaks!!! You belong in a Zoo... Oh wait... nevermind. ------------------
Pop! Goes the weasel. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-23-2001 03:11 AM
Compliments like that will get you (nearly) everywhere, CW! So, going to message me on ICQ sometime so we can catch up with the "Weasel Times", hmmm? Got a lot to tell you, my friend! |
Ceramic Weasel
Monkey
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posted 10-24-2001 03:09 AM
Sure thing, Lotus. I probably should split from the boards again though. Once you give up whipped cream and women, there's not much here for me. And the newbies are still giving me weird looks. I'll buzz you on ICQ later.As for the rest of you punks, Nick and anyone else i knew from the old times, see you in a few years maybe. Take care, all. *CW bows and disappears in a puff of smoke.* ------------------
Pop! Goes the weasel. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-24-2001 03:19 AM
CW, am online at the moment actually. Catch you soon hopefully! As for the "Newbies" ogling you...they are just jealous of your dashing weasel charm! Hmmmm...speak of the devil... ------------------
TD(F)O'MW |
Bluebottle
Monkey
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posted 10-29-2001 01:38 AM
Damn!! Missed him.Fare well, CW. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 10-29-2001 03:35 AM
LOL He's worse than a ferret up a trouser leg the way he pops in and out... [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-29-2001).] | |
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