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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 10-19-2001 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, what are you doing in here? Lotus will have your eyelids!!

RUN, YOU FOOLS, RUN! Plus, who doesn't share a fond affection for TB, who has mastered pain via teeth?

Magpye
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just woken up have you Nick???

Puppet Boy
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Puppet Boy   Click Here to Email Puppet Boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I've never met the gimp. But, I'm sure that if he is anything like Lotus than he must be a pretty nice person.
Cheers to TB.

And Magpye. Hey baby. Hows my fine little thang been?

Carwash
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
cunt

[This message has been edited by Carwash (edited 10-19-2001).]

Lotus666
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posted 10-19-2001 04:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehehe...back off Washie...you already have a beeyotch...TB's mine!!!

Thanks Nicky & Puppet Boy.

TopBanana
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopBanana     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Good lord, people want to carve me up like a roast.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-19-2001 04:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No one's going to be carving you up whilst I'm around, TB dearest...*defies them to get past the bitch boots!*

Lotus666
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posted 10-19-2001 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
By the way, Nicky...I will have more than their eyelids if they try!!!

Carwash
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i think u'll find im the bitch in the relationship

Lotus666
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posted 10-19-2001 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey...I didn't wanna be the one to say it!

Ishtar
Monkey
posted 10-19-2001 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ishtar   Click Here to Email Ishtar     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Good to see the bitch boots are still in full opereration. Total Badger sounds like a pretty decent bloke from what I'vehearh. Noit that I've heard muich.

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My middle name could be danger......but it's john

Lotus666
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posted 10-19-2001 07:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Aye, Ish...bitch boots at the ready...and ready to travel, too!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 10-19-2001 07:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lotus,

No, just stick with the eyelids. It's the small things that people freak about.

And are you just wearing bitch boots? *drool!*

Lotus666
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posted 10-19-2001 07:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Settle petal...that's for me to know...and for TB to ENJOY! hehehe...

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-19-2001).]

Nick Zbu
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posted 10-20-2001 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And for my elaborate network of webcams and SVHS recording devices to save for the ages!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-20-2001 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I happen to know as well. High-tech surveillance is one of my specialties.

*Folds arms defiantly across chest with a smug grin*

I didn't launch that satellite into low earth orbit for nothing, you know.

[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 10-21-2001).]

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-21-2001 04:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So, LD...just how attached are you to your eyelids?! (Or your lips...or your earlobes?!)

Withnail
Monkey
posted 10-21-2001 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Withnail     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
mmmm...roast...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-21-2001 08:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trying to scare me? You gotta try harder than that.

Besides, your secret's safe with me. My lips are sealed.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-21-2001 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just as well...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-21-2001 07:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Besides, they'd have to put me through unspeakable torture before I even think about telling them.

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 10-21-2001 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
/me gets out his rather large blunt shiny member

Ask and it shall be done...

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 10-21-2001 10:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I already know her secrets. I would reveal them but since I play a part in 75% of them (only 5% which I can admit to by law)...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-21-2001 10:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't try it, Tile. When the need arises, I can fight dirty.

Money does talk, you know...

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BACK OFF! I'm a postal worker!

[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 10-21-2001).]

Lotus666
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posted 10-22-2001 03:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Slips LD a WAD load of cash...and offers him free dental for life!* hehehe...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm...what to do, what to do...ERRRRGGGH!

Ahh, what the hell.

*Puts the incriminating pics and evidence into a large envelope and seals it. Slips Lotus said envelope with contents.*

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 07:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks, LD. Just remember...hold back and dental makes an effective form of torture also! *Dons the dental nurse's uniform and polishes all the nice, shiny (sharp) implements for TB!*

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-22-2001).]

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 07:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I said member

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repeatition is not necessarily superfluous

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Also gives Lotus and TB sole access to the satellite*

Here ya go!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 09:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cheers...anything else I can get for you, LD?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 09:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Let's just work on bringing this forum up to 20,000 posts, shall we?

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No problemo...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-25-2001 11:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, yeah...

I forgot something else concerning the satellite, Lotus and TB.

*OOF* The instruction manual. The troubleshooting section is intense.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-26-2001 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
YIKES...there's ALWAYS a CATCH!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-26-2001 10:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It's no biggie, Lotus. It's just heavy, that's all.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 10-27-2001 04:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Are you sure we can fathom it out?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 10-27-2001 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The writing is easy to understand - like I said, nothing to worry about.

Fiona Flambe
Monkey
posted 11-12-2001 06:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fiona Flambe     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Sets fire to the Instruction Manual!*

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 11-19-2001 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Suit yourself. Don't go crying to me how to work that satellite when it starts malfunctioning right about...now.

*Watches with malicious glee as the spy satellite plunges through the atmosphere as a huge fireball and lands with a tremendous explosion in TCT*

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 11-20-2001 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Would this be a good time to tell you that LD's satellite is also an auxrillary backup for my Adrian Edmondson and Jennifer Saunders deathbots?

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