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Topic: The TopBanana Insult Thread
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 09:44 AM
Hey, what are you doing in here? Lotus will have your eyelids!!RUN, YOU FOOLS, RUN! Plus, who doesn't share a fond affection for TB, who has mastered pain via teeth?  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 10:59 AM
Just woken up have you Nick???  |
Puppet Boy Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 11:37 AM
I've never met the gimp. But, I'm sure that if he is anything like Lotus than he must be a pretty nice person. Cheers to TB.And Magpye. Hey baby. Hows my fine little thang been? |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 11:37 AM
cunt[This message has been edited by Carwash (edited 10-19-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 04:48 PM
hehehe...back off Washie...you already have a beeyotch...TB's mine!!!  Thanks Nicky & Puppet Boy. |
TopBanana Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 04:51 PM
Good lord, people want to carve me up like a roast.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 04:58 PM
No one's going to be carving you up whilst I'm around, TB dearest...*defies them to get past the bitch boots!*  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 05:01 PM
By the way, Nicky...I will have more than their eyelids if they try!!!  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 05:39 PM
i think u'll find im the bitch in the relationship |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 05:45 PM
Hey...I didn't wanna be the one to say it!  |
Ishtar Monkey
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posted 10-19-2001 06:15 PM
Good to see the bitch boots are still in full opereration. Total Badger sounds like a pretty decent bloke from what I'vehearh. Noit that I've heard muich.------------------ My middle name could be danger......but it's john |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 07:03 PM
Aye, Ish...bitch boots at the ready...and ready to travel, too! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 07:25 PM
Lotus,No, just stick with the eyelids. It's the small things that people freak about. And are you just wearing bitch boots? *drool!* |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 07:41 PM
Settle petal...that's for me to know...and for TB to ENJOY! hehehe...  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-19-2001).] |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-20-2001 07:16 PM
And for my elaborate network of webcams and SVHS recording devices to save for the ages!  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-20-2001 10:03 PM
I happen to know as well. High-tech surveillance is one of my specialties.*Folds arms defiantly across chest with a smug grin* I didn't launch that satellite into low earth orbit for nothing, you know. 
[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 10-21-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-21-2001 04:27 AM
So, LD...just how attached are you to your eyelids?! (Or your lips...or your earlobes?!) |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 10-21-2001 06:19 AM
mmmm...roast... |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-21-2001 08:29 AM
Trying to scare me? You gotta try harder than that.  Besides, your secret's safe with me. My lips are sealed. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-21-2001 08:43 AM
Just as well...  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-21-2001 07:03 PM
Besides, they'd have to put me through unspeakable torture before I even think about telling them. |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 10-21-2001 08:30 PM
/me gets out his rather large blunt shiny memberAsk and it shall be done... |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-21-2001 10:11 PM
I already know her secrets. I would reveal them but since I play a part in 75% of them (only 5% which I can admit to by law)... |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-21-2001 10:29 PM
Don't try it, Tile. When the need arises, I can fight dirty.Money does talk, you know...  ------------------ BACK OFF! I'm a postal worker! [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 10-21-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 03:40 AM
*Slips LD a WAD load of cash...and offers him free dental for life!* hehehe... |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 07:00 AM
Hmmm...what to do, what to do...ERRRRGGGH!  Ahh, what the hell. *Puts the incriminating pics and evidence into a large envelope and seals it. Slips Lotus said envelope with contents.* |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 07:03 AM
Thanks, LD. Just remember...hold back and dental makes an effective form of torture also! *Dons the dental nurse's uniform and polishes all the nice, shiny (sharp) implements for TB!*[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 10-22-2001).] |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 07:47 PM
I said member------------------ repeatition is not necessarily superfluous |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 09:50 PM
*Also gives Lotus and TB sole access to the satellite*Here ya go! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 09:54 PM
Cheers...anything else I can get for you, LD?  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 09:55 PM
Let's just work on bringing this forum up to 20,000 posts, shall we?  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 09:59 PM
No problemo...  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-25-2001 11:13 PM
Oh, yeah...I forgot something else concerning the satellite, Lotus and TB. *OOF* The instruction manual. The troubleshooting section is intense. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2001 07:45 AM
YIKES...there's ALWAYS a CATCH!  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-26-2001 10:21 PM
It's no biggie, Lotus. It's just heavy, that's all. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-27-2001 04:13 AM
Are you sure we can fathom it out?  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 10-27-2001 10:08 AM
The writing is easy to understand - like I said, nothing to worry about. |
Fiona Flambe Monkey
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posted 11-12-2001 06:18 AM
*Sets fire to the Instruction Manual!*  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 11-19-2001 10:58 PM
Suit yourself. Don't go crying to me how to work that satellite when it starts malfunctioning right about...now.*Watches with malicious glee as the spy satellite plunges through the atmosphere as a huge fireball and lands with a tremendous explosion in TCT* |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 11-20-2001 01:29 AM
Would this be a good time to tell you that LD's satellite is also an auxrillary backup for my Adrian Edmondson and Jennifer Saunders deathbots? |