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Topic: Wedding Belles...
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 09-10-2001 07:31 PM
ha...GOTCHYA! Not me...FatJohnny! In just 5 short days - the Big Guy will succumb to the charms of wedded bliss. (BLESS!)  I want to be the very first to wish him a wonderful day (with plenty of booze and good nosh, and a blushing bride!)  And may all your troubles be little ones, mate! HAPPY WEDDING DAY, FJ! Don't forget...we want at least one pic! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 09-10-2001).] |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 09-10-2001 07:46 PM
And it better be good... |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 09-10-2001 09:43 PM
Congratulations, FJ! Best of luck, man! |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 09-11-2001 06:11 AM
Well thank you. The bride and I were trying to think of ways to freak people out at the reception. So far, we think that telling friends - as seriously as we can - that we crapped our pants, would be funny as hell.Any other suggestions? 
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Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 09-11-2001 08:31 AM
Nude ceremony with various body parts transplanted for extra effect!  Seriously, good luck and congrats, FJ. |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 09-11-2001 01:17 PM
Congrats FJ! |
Pez Monkey
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posted 09-11-2001 05:41 PM
Do the chicken dance...and sing the lyrics. |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 09-11-2001 06:01 PM
Congrats FJ and the best of luck.  |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 09-11-2001 07:22 PM
I hope this isn't another of those cunning jokes to trick our easily folled little minds. If not, congrats to FJ. Hang on, I've just realised that someone I know is getting married on the same day, hmm, coincidence, or somnething more sinister? yes, coincidence it is. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 09-11-2001 08:58 PM
Always bet on sinister.And Pez, both the Chicken Dance and the Hokey Pokey are going to happen. How's that for sinister? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 09-12-2001 01:09 AM
Happy Wedding, FJ!! Rock the Casbah!!And your wife!  |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 09-12-2001 06:26 AM
Already did. Why do think she agreed to marry me? It wasn't the ability to fart "Old Man River", believe you me. |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 09-15-2001 05:55 AM
FJ, I should have thought that that ability would have been MORE than enough reason!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 09-15-2001 11:58 AM
So...wonder where abouts in the nuptials the ole FJ is right now? Any ripe speculations anyone??? LOL  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 09-16-2001 07:18 AM
Would think they should be up to the best part by now OPENING THE PRESENTS  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 09-17-2001 07:19 PM
...and here I thought the best part was the consummating! he heSilly me. Hope the wedding was a HUGE success, FJ, and that you and Nona are enjoying your much needed honeymoon!! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 09-17-2001 10:52 PM
*bets everyone five dollars that FJ is singing 'My Na-Nona' and getting slapped for it* |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 09-24-2001 08:18 AM
Hey! Look! I'm married! Or is that marred? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 09-24-2001 08:28 PM
FJ...congrats on your nuptials. How was the honeymoon? (Spare us the graphic details please!!!)Hmmm...seems like there must be something in the air - might not be the ONLY wedding for the boards!  ------------------ If it's yellow and bent, then this must be Queensland...and it must be a banana! |