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Topic: Who wants to play a round?
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Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-18-2001 10:05 AM
This is an offer to anybody who wishes to fight. I've been practicing and I'm ready to deal some damage. On either Counter-Strike or Firearms, I will take anybody and/or everybody on! Just email me and I'll reply sending you the IP address and the fight schedule. I am ready and waiting.------------------ "You aren't paid enough to die, now get out of my way!" - Sion Barzahd - The Bouncer |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-18-2001 10:11 AM
And another thing - if you need an update for CS goto www.counter-strike.net but if you need an update for Firearms, goto www.firearmsmod.com A funny story - I was playing against some people and my friend Odie - for some reason, I had light armor on and no weapons except for the knife. I just did a full scale rush and I ended up knifing two people to death, even Odie. They did not see it coming. HAHA  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-18-2001 08:06 PM
hahaha...that would have been funny to see! Unfortunately for me...my CS days are on hold for the moment. Wrist and arm too sore and needs to recover. Miss it very much! Make sure you dedicate some frags to me please, LF. Post your "count" in here please. Keep me informed! Cheers!  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 08-19-2001 09:13 PM
FA (firearms) such a pile of cack. CS hehee.... good fun, but too many cheaters about, and ppl who say u cheat when ur doin well (lotty never had that prob ).. Try DoD (Day of Defeat) thats pretty good, weird scoring system tho. and TFC rules.... tis the best  anywhooooooooo.. i'll give u a wh00pin at CS if u lemme know where and when etc etc. O_o |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 05:21 AM
My money is on the Washster |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 05:51 AM
If Darque still played, my money most definately on him.  Especially TFC.[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 08-21-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-21-2001 05:55 AM
hehehe...nice little piccie, Mags!  |
AfroBoy Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 08:55 AM
thats happened to me before  |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 03:01 PM
Hey Lotus! How's your wrist now? So far, the only thing I would like to do is see how well I can fight against you? |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 04:14 PM
Coward.... |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 07:23 PM
*cough* /me steps forward to take lottehs place for the challenge |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 08:54 PM
How am I a coward? I just want to see how well I can take on Lotus.How is FA a bunch of cack anyway? It is actually better than CS, because of the introduction to differing types of armor, and also with the stamina bar included, as well as bleeding, skills, ranks, etc. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 09:23 PM
Still not allowed to play...an likely not for another month at least. Ah well...I have other things to do in the meantime, anyway! Sorry, LF!  |
AfroBoy Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 08:59 AM
CS all the way baby!!even tho she cant play, lotty is still the queen on CS  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 04:55 PM
Awwww...ta Afro!  (Queen of the Llamas you mean...hehehe)
[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-23-2001).] |
AfroBoy Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 06:29 PM
IM IN incase ne1 didnt guess that  and lotty ur not the queen of llamas with ur p90, ur unstoppable  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 06:50 PM
hahaha...not what my death count used to say, Afro! But thanks for the flattery anyway. Used to be fun waiting for them to run past my crate...back up to me (not looking)...and then...WHAMMO...in the back with a bullet! Funny stuff!  |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 09:15 PM
Cowardy cowardy custard...I'm up for a fight... Who wants a smack in the mouth??? |
Widow Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 04:54 AM
At it again Tile!! |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 07:23 AM
Me apologises for his aggression and spreads peace, love and tye-dye clothing about the forum |
AfroBoy Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 07:32 AM
those boxes did u good lottyi never really got that attach to em, but i always enjoyed floatin around and watchin u camp near em  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 08:38 AM
Yea, I used to REALLY have a crate time!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 08:41 AM
*Groans* |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 05:37 PM
Game Results - Best Killer - Carwash Best Deceased - Me Best Carwash Bait - AfroBoy All in all, fun. But it got annoying... I still would prefer to fight on Firearms on the coldwar map... |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 05:40 PM
A personal note: DoD sucks. I can't believe I wasted 50 mins downloading the stupid file and it sucks that badly. Firearms makes it look pathetic. |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 05:41 PM
Speed is wot u need in that game starting off.. then stealthy stuff. GG LF
Wots the latest version of FA i have one on meh other comp somewhere, but dunno if it's the latest. If it is i shall install it so u can whoop meh pueny lil ass on it (<- chuffed) ------------------ If there's anything more important than my ego around, i want it caught and shot now. [This message has been edited by Carwash (edited 08-24-2001).] |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 05:47 PM
Starts takin bets... |
AfroBoy Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 05:49 PM
i would like to explain my scoreRight for those of u who dont play CS if u look at the far right collum on the score table, u'll see the ping of the person. Now, the higher that is, the larger the delay from when u press fire to when the bullet actually comes out and hits wherever ur shooting. so as i am on a 56k modem, and i was playin on LFs server, my ping was especially terrible. carwash on the other hand is on ISDN, a lot better than 56k, so his ping when on a US server is the normal equivalent of a 56k modem over here so he was fine havin been on 56k b4. but wotever i did, i couldnt shoot nething, normally i'd spank both there arses (wouldnt i lotty?  [This message has been edited by AfroBoy (edited 08-24-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 05:58 PM
Afro is DA MAN!!! Sounds like you boys had a fun time...lucky SOB's!!!  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-24-2001).] |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 06:55 PM
/me would like to point out not only was the server in the US.. but the server was ran on LF's computer..... givin him a rather un-fair advantage (or so u would think)  But never-the-less fun was had by all....... GG |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 10:07 PM
Not to mention LF has a cable modem, which (so I've been led to believe) is a step higher than ISDN. |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 11:41 PM
What you are looking for is Firearms RC-2.5. That and I haven't played CS in a while, not to mention that I forgot how to own people on that game. I have practiced incredibly hard on FA, and my skills are great, well, at least on the coldwar level...Anyway. Ok, the next time is on Saturday, about 2:30 my time. Be sure that you have everything downloaded and ready to rock (also ignore the message about there being a new version of FA - it's been doing that for months even though there is no new version). The server is mine - THftSoG Clan Server. You know the IP address. And remember - if you choose blue, may I remind you that it would definately be a good idea to open the parachute (press use key). Also, for a bit of enjoyment, jump up when you leave and open the parachute. You might be lucky enough to ram into the propeller and die. |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 11:52 PM
Correction. 2:30 PM |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-25-2001 03:39 PM
Where the hell were you? I was waiting in my damn server and none of you showed up. |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-25-2001 10:11 PM
Smashes LF's face in |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 08-25-2001 10:12 PM
Where's Zenonwhatdoyoumcallit when you need him/her..? |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-25-2001 10:38 PM
*starts bleeding from the nose like a fire hydrant*Oh... YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!! [berzerker] *suddenly whips out the M4A1 with the M90 bayonet attached, charges at Tile, sticks him like a pig with a hatchet stuck in its skull, then empties the entire 30 shot magazine at point-blank range into his face, which actually makes his face resemble Tostito's, now his entire skull is nothing more than white and red confetti all across the thread* That is what you get when you toy with something you shouldn't have. Bastard...  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-26-2001 07:20 AM
Right Tile, LF! BOTH of you settle down please. And please...you wanna fight? Take it to the Captain's Table...they have a ring set up for just that kind of thing I here...but NOT in here. Thank you.Both of you...settle petals!  By the way, LF...some people DO have a life...and the way you just TOLD them to virtually "show or else" would NOT constitute a polite invitation in my books. Sorry...try saying PLEASE next time, hmmmmm??? !!!
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Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 08-26-2001 09:17 AM
Ok... |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-26-2001 09:21 AM
Thank you LF! Tile is just being an arse..LOL...you should see him on ICQ sometimes! (Goddamnit I am so gonna bitchslap his heiney sometime!) |