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TopBanana
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 04:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopBanana     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
...such a tempting referral.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-01-2001 08:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oooh laa LAA...a visit from the Top Banana himself. My forum is graced by your presence, kind sir! *Curtsies low and invites you into the Gazebo for drinks around 8-ish!*

Sorry bout the title...you will have to make 40 posts before you ditch the diapers, TB...welcome and cheers!

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Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos!

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Who dis?

Carwash
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 01:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hello

Jogger
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 02:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TopBanana (-Top-Ba,na,na-)
n. Abbr. TB
An infectious disease of humans and animals caused by the tubercle bacillus and characterized by the formation of tubercles on the lungs and other tissues of the body, often developing long after the initial infection.
Tuberculosis of the lungs, characterized by the coughing up of mucus and sputum, fever, weight loss, and chest pain.

I found you in the Dictionary.
Welcome!
Just dont cough on me.

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hello Topbanana

I too have been refered to as TB, maybe we are related. Do you like cheese burgers?

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 02:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hiya TB!!

ste2001
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ste2001   Click Here to Email ste2001     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TB, did you know that in doctors offices, TB means teburculosis. its that shot with 4 prongs that might cause a reaction. you have to fill out a postcard and send it back with how the bumps feel on your arm. but other than that, hello.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-01-2001 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TB is a friend of mine from some other forums I frequent (as Washie knows).

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-01-2001 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't think he coughs on people though, so you are all safe...(I think!)

Carwash
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
yeah i know tb

TopBanana
Monkey
posted 08-01-2001 08:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopBanana     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thank you kind people.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-01-2001 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
By the way...be warned...we are all weird round here!

Widow
Monkey
posted 08-02-2001 04:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Widow   Click Here to Email Widow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And that's putting it mildly Lotty.

Hiya TB, hope you have fun.

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 08-02-2001 07:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
We certainly can be weird around here.

Monty Python's "Spot the Loony" buzzer would burn out in 5 seconds flat if it was left in this forum.

Hi, TopBanana!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-02-2001 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LD...I timed the buzzer...it did not even make it to the 3.2 second mark!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 08-02-2001 08:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'll bet the buzzer would blow up if it's too close to certain LPR's, eh Lotus?

Widow
Monkey
posted 08-02-2001 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Widow   Click Here to Email Widow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It would probably blow up anyway LD without
any expert tuition.

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 08-03-2001 07:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Bzzzzzzzzz......BANG!!

Goddamn it Widow!!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-03-2001 07:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
WIDOW! That was my best buzzer too, damnit!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-03-2001 07:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LD...have known buzzers to explode from the next area code!

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 08-03-2001 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Here are some new buzzers Lotus!!

*starts walking towards Lotus with a box marked "Buzzers"*

Ok...

*places it down and it starts making buzzing noizes*

This is gonna hurt...

*box explodes, hurles me all round the world while I'm yelling "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!" and ends up three feet away from the original explosion site*

Now this sucks...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-03-2001 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*OUCHIES* LF...told you not to play with buzzers! Let me find a nice nurse to bandage you up and look after you...

Promod
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 01:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Promod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Can I lick the bare wires ?

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Hamsters ARE a food source.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-04-2001 05:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Go on...lick it...you KNOW you want to!!!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-04-2001).]

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 06:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Now this is gonna be funny...

*sits back and watches Promod lick bare wires*

hahahahahahaha

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-04-2001 06:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehehe...LF, just KNEW you would be front row for this!

Withnail
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 06:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Withnail     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
evidently TB's a talkative chap.
can I stick the bare wires up my ass? I'm bored.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-04-2001 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yo, Pro...licking those wires anytime soon? Better make it sooner, hey! *Thinks Withnail is gonna make them unlickable!*

TopBanana
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 06:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopBanana     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No, just having too much fun and being spoilt talking to Lotus herself. And half the time I don't even go near my own companies boards for weeks.

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 06:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Now this I have to see...

*watching Withnail with the bare wires shoving it*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[This message has been edited by Lord Finisher (edited 08-04-2001).]

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-04-2001 07:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TB... Thanks. I'm enjoying spending the time talking to you, too!

TopBanana
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 07:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopBanana     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
/me bows.

This is in danger of going all mushy.

It's just a pity I didn't do it sooner.

Withnail
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Withnail     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
F*$%ing hell!
who'd have thought shoving electricity through your rectum could bring on an involuntary ejaculation

Widow
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Widow   Click Here to Email Widow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I had nothing to do with that explosion before
Lotty!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 08-04-2001 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TB...
Withnail...eeeeeuuuuuwwwww!!!!!
Widow...you're witholding information I think!!!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-04-2001).]

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
At least that explains what that huge glob of white mess is... (and thank god that it didn't touch me)

Widow
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Widow   Click Here to Email Widow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I would never withole information from you Lotty.

Magpye
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah and we all know your a bloody liar Widow

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 08-04-2001 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Either that or Lotus knows how to handle the whip and/or bitch boots pretty damn well...

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