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Roz_27
Monkey
posted 06-29-2001 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I am suffering alcohol withdrawl symptoms. I have not only been sober for ages, but I haven't even touched a drop of alcohol since the end of may. And for me this is a very very long time. I decided not to go out drinking because of exams, and then work experience (bad impressions and all), and now that I have to go back to school on monday I've been planning, along with most of my mates, to go out this monday and get absolutely plastered.
Well to get to the point, I'm no longer going, my mother is making me babysit the brat. Anyone want a 7 month old baby for a night?

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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-29-2001 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It'll cost ya. Find me a male of marrying age so I can stay in the UK and you might have a deal!

Jogger
Monkey
posted 06-30-2001 01:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Jogger
Monkey
posted 06-30-2001 01:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Scroll much?
Okay go ahead, hate me for it.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-30-2001 06:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jogger...you shall be severely punished for your wicked ways!

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 06-30-2001 07:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just picturing Jogger being stomped to death by Lotus in her purple BITCH BOOTS .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-30-2001 09:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Naaah...think the red ones this time...hides the blood stains a bit better. Just had the purple suede ones cleaned!

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 06-30-2001 07:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
But the purple ones are my favourite , thought they were yours too .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 07-01-2001 06:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
They are, Gypsy...that's why I don't want blood stains all over them!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 07-01-2001 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Personally i would go for the 6in black thigh
boots!!

Carwash
Monkey
posted 07-01-2001 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
cat suite... PVC cat suite.. OR a wonderbra and nothin else

havent read other posts btw just saw mags's

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 07-02-2001 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ha ha ha. I'm still babysitting

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 07-02-2001 01:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
God, Roz...you must be suffering mightily there. How goes "Terror Tot"?

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 07-02-2001).]

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 07-02-2001 04:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Aw he's being cute, laughing his little head off. I put him on the floor in front of the tv with some toys that make noises when you bash them on the floor. I can see him from here and he smiles whenever he looks at me. He's not too bad really. But I still wish i was out clubbing right now.

[This message has been edited by Roz_27 (edited 07-02-2001).]

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 07-02-2001 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't worry Roz, I'll take you clubbing. Just make sure they have enough Pina Coladas for me.

Carwash
Monkey
posted 07-02-2001 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
/me rolls his sleves up and gets behind the bar

well ma'am (Roz) name ya poison

Magpye
Monkey
posted 07-02-2001 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
God, your all just a bunch of Piss Heads, not
catch me doing that!!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 07-03-2001 06:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No...cause you're shackled with Jogger in some dark cupboard right now! Get back in there woman...he swallowed the key...you ain't free yet!!!

Carwash
Monkey
posted 07-03-2001 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
dont make meh get the quote where i freed her ...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 07-03-2001 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Curses...

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 07-03-2001 01:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OK, to start of I'd like a double baileys, a double vodka and orange, a triple Tabboo and cranberry juice, oh and a pina colada for Nicky. He's paying.

Carwash
Monkey
posted 07-04-2001 01:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

sorry .. drank it all while makin it..

ok.. lets try again.. /me makes roz her drinks and some for himself and pins the bill into nicks forhead

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 07-04-2001 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry about this but does that make Nick A BILL HEAD

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 07-05-2001 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanx Washie

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 07-05-2001 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sure, I'll pay.....WITH BLOOD!!

*sprays the pub with machine gun bullets, aiming above everyone's head*

There. I didn't kill any one of you. That is at least the cost of a drink!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 07-06-2001 05:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nicky...you've been having troubles with the authorities and issues with the establishment again, haven't you? Bad boy...how many times must I tell you...WRONG FORUM! You HAVE TO stop spraying my forum with bullets.

Damnit Nick...I just redecorated...and now I have to pick the fecking shells out of my soft furnishings!

Aaa-iiiiiiiii!

Carwash
Monkey
posted 07-06-2001 06:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
pls all the damage costs more than all the drinks roz just had..... so im affraid u'll be
workin it off for along long time in the kitchens washin up boyo

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 07-06-2001 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ha ha

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