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Topic: I fancy a drink
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Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 06-29-2001 04:28 PM
I am suffering alcohol withdrawl symptoms. I have not only been sober for ages, but I haven't even touched a drop of alcohol since the end of may. And for me this is a very very long time. I decided not to go out drinking because of exams, and then work experience (bad impressions and all), and now that I have to go back to school on monday I've been planning, along with most of my mates, to go out this monday and get absolutely plastered. Well to get to the point, I'm no longer going, my mother is making me babysit the brat. Anyone want a 7 month old baby for a night? ------------------ Nobody should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 04:35 PM
It'll cost ya. Find me a male of marrying age so I can stay in the UK and you might have a deal!  |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 01:10 AM
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Jogger Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 01:12 AM
Scroll much?  Okay go ahead, hate me for it.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-30-2001 06:42 AM
Jogger...you shall be severely punished for your wicked ways! |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 07:36 AM
Just picturing Jogger being stomped to death by Lotus in her purple BITCH BOOTS .  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-30-2001 09:53 AM
Naaah...think the red ones this time...hides the blood stains a bit better. Just had the purple suede ones cleaned!  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 07:13 PM
But the purple ones are my favourite , thought they were yours too .------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-01-2001 06:32 AM
They are, Gypsy...that's why I don't want blood stains all over them!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 07-01-2001 04:35 PM
Personally i would go for the 6in black thigh boots!!  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 07-01-2001 07:05 PM
cat suite... PVC cat suite.. OR a wonderbra and nothin elsehavent read other posts btw just saw mags's  |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 01:07 PM
Ha ha ha. I'm still babysitting |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-02-2001 01:17 PM
God, Roz...you must be suffering mightily there. How goes "Terror Tot"?  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 07-02-2001).] |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 04:23 PM
Aw he's being cute, laughing his little head off. I put him on the floor in front of the tv with some toys that make noises when you bash them on the floor. I can see him from here and he smiles whenever he looks at me. He's not too bad really. But I still wish i was out clubbing right now.  [This message has been edited by Roz_27 (edited 07-02-2001).] |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-02-2001 05:31 PM
Don't worry Roz, I'll take you clubbing. Just make sure they have enough Pina Coladas for me.  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 06:06 PM
/me rolls his sleves up and gets behind the barwell ma'am (Roz) name ya poison |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 08:11 PM
God, your all just a bunch of Piss Heads, not catch me doing that!!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-03-2001 06:00 AM
No...cause you're shackled with Jogger in some dark cupboard right now! Get back in there woman...he swallowed the key...you ain't free yet!!! |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 07-03-2001 01:11 PM
dont make meh get the quote where i freed her ... |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-03-2001 01:18 PM
Curses...  |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 07-03-2001 01:22 PM
OK, to start of I'd like a double baileys, a double vodka and orange, a triple Tabboo and cranberry juice, oh and a pina colada for Nicky. He's paying. |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 07-04-2001 01:43 PM
 sorry .. drank it all while makin it.. ok.. lets try again.. /me makes roz her drinks and some for himself and pins the bill into nicks forhead |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 07-04-2001 09:17 PM
Sorry about this but does that make Nick A BILL HEAD ------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 07-05-2001 01:06 PM
Thanx Washie |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-05-2001 10:39 PM
Sure, I'll pay.....WITH BLOOD!!*sprays the pub with machine gun bullets, aiming above everyone's head* There. I didn't kill any one of you. That is at least the cost of a drink! 
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-06-2001 05:50 AM
Nicky...you've been having troubles with the authorities and issues with the establishment again, haven't you? Bad boy...how many times must I tell you...WRONG FORUM! You HAVE TO stop spraying my forum with bullets.Damnit Nick...I just redecorated...and now I have to pick the fecking shells out of my soft furnishings! Aaa-iiiiiiiii! 
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Carwash Monkey
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posted 07-06-2001 06:16 AM
pls all the damage costs more than all the drinks roz just had..... so im affraid u'll be workin it off for along long time in the kitchens washin up boyo |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 07-06-2001 01:05 PM
ha ha  |