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Carwash
Monkey
posted 06-26-2001 06:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 06-26-2001 07:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy   Click Here to Email Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No.. you fuck off...

Magpye
Monkey
posted 06-26-2001 09:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's not very nice Tile!!

jaysoon
Chimp with diapers
posted 06-26-2001 10:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jaysoon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hey

Jogger
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 05:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You left out making fart noises, while staring at one of the passengers..

How about putting some plastic poopie in the center. Add toilet paper for more effect.

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 08:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy   Click Here to Email Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm sorry, I just saw the red rage and before i knew it...

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 08:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Can think of one thing I'd love to do in a lift , but now is not the time to reveal it .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-27-2001 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You also forgot "Claw the walls...screaming loudly that the gremlins are cutting the cables even as you speak!"

Pez
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No...that's what John Lithgow is for.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-27-2001 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

quote:
"There's a gremlin on the wing...there's a gremlin on the wing!"

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm guilty of...2,3,6,7,14,and 19

I got bored, and i was 13

Adams
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Adams   Click Here to Email Adams     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I have a problem with number 4.
There is no reception in a lift.

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"By the way which one is Pink?"

Britt
ZooKeeper
posted 06-28-2001 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
One of my favs is:
quote:
Get on carrying a box marked "HUMAN HEAD"

Not quite sure why, but that one always cracks me up.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-28-2001 02:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
22 is amusing me at the moment...though the head in the box is a crack up, too Britt!

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 06-29-2001 08:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Love the head in the box , don't know if I could keep a straight face though.

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

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