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Author
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Topic: Tension Room
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Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 06:22 PM
   
Hello, welcome to The Tension Room. I know what you're thinking, that its just a normal topic painted red with "Tension Room" written on it, aren't you? Well get over it, its done now.I've created this little angry enclosure as tomorrow, Thursday June 21st, is my last Law A-level exam and I am feelin the stress. I realised I needed a release, somewhere to leave my troubles once the said exam is overwith. And then it hit me, why not here, where other little monkeys can too express their woes, leaving Lotus' world a little happier, and where others can bring comfort. So if you have a problem, maybe you have excessive flatulance or you lost at "Dangerwank", whatever your trouoble, just let it go. But not the flatulance, eh guys? |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 07:45 PM
im frustrated ... |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:54 PM
I see dead people |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 07:13 PM
Tile_boy...been playing too much CS then, have you?  (I see them too!)As for me...I wanna blow up UK immigration!  |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 08:14 PM
I have severe tension, it's called Darque!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 08:35 PM
Tried using a tension wrench on him, Mags? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 08:38 PM
UK Immigration? Bah....what do they know, can't even keep that shithouse cuntbag Anne Robbingpoor in the fucking country...Now I have to hunt her down and burn her in her house! How unfair to rob me of a calm Thursday night!!  |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 09:57 AM
Funnily enough i'm in a better mood at the moment,
but saying that, havn't seen him since last night
so who knows what will happen, when we go head
to head later!!!!!  [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 06-22-2001).] |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 01:41 PM
FUCKING WANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT FUCKIN HAVE A GO AT ME WHEN IM TRYIN TO FUCKING HELP U.... TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats to no one on the forum btw )
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Adams
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 05:43 PM
Hey it's fun!!! Really really fun 
[This message has been edited by Adams (edited 06-22-2001).] |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 06:18 PM
That's fucking colorful as hell. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 06:22 PM
[This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 06-22-2001).] [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-22-2001).] |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 07:13 PM
aaaaaah.. but none of u can do it with as much style or class as me  |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 08:38 PM
Wow! i never knw thjis topic would be this psychadeluic. you should give it a go in the right circumstances |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 08:39 PM
By the way my exam was shite. if omly they'de askd "Is the girlnext top you wearing a wonder bra". i ' d have passed for sure. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 01:08 PM
Multiple Choice Questions That Tile_boy Could Have Answered Correctly To Pass The Test!1) AM I PISSED?
.Yes
.No
.Who said I am ever sober? 2) IS THE POPE POLISH?
.Yes
.No
.Define Polish! 3) CAN I WRITE MY OWN NAME?
.Yes
.No
.Depends. See question 1. 4) ARE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES ANNOYING AT DINNERTIME?
.Yes
.No
.Not if you're short on goats to sacrifice! 5) AM I FRIENDS WITH CARWASH?
.Yes
.No
.Who? 6) DO I KNOW WHERE I LIVE?
.Yes
.No
.In a house (I think...see question 1 again!) 7) DO I LIKE GIRLS?
.Yes
.No
.Well, I haven't seen Carwash or a sheep in skirts yet, so I don't know! 8) SHOULD I GO TO DINNER WITH WIDOW?
.Yes
.No
.Depends on how much I value my head, life and limb!
[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-23-2001).] |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-23-2001 07:59 PM
/me reflects on a good night out |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-24-2001 10:57 AM
Answer the questions, young man...else I will have to get the cane out to you!
*Said in her best school-marm-ish tones!* [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-24-2001).] |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-24-2001 06:01 PM
I am your bitch boy. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-24-2001 06:03 PM
Ooooh, la LAAAAA!!! I got me a "bitch boy"...KEWL! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-24-2001 06:08 PM
Getting back to tension...COMPUTERS!
[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-24-2001).] |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-24-2001 07:03 PM
Come on now Lotus, share you pain with Uncle Tile... |
Adams
Monkey
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posted 06-24-2001 09:34 PM
is unlce tile your uncle tile-boy??????????????? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 04:52 AM
*Giggle* Too many uncles round here!
See the "Re-format"topic (though it HAS rather gone off at a tangent...it's been "Bluebottled"!) |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 09:20 AM
I'd keep that leash tied tightly around his
neck Lotty, he's a friskey one!! |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 12:00 PM
i bruised my nuckles .. |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 12:14 PM
Well stop dragging them across the floor
then!! |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 01:41 PM
More tension...birthdays! *gulp*Mine is this Saturday. Sheesh, where does the time go?  |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 02:39 PM
Happy birthday. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 04:05 PM
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LD! *BH* mwa mwa mwa Have a great one, mate! |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 05:45 PM
Happy Birthday Mate!! But it must be said, this is the tension room, not the happy happy room so lets cut the joy and start whining!!! |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 09:13 PM
Which is something your Very good at
Tile, but throw in some moaning while
your at it!! |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 08:02 AM
Cheeky... |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 08:44 AM
Happy BIRTHDAY for Saturday LD , know four ppl having birthdays in the next three days .------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 10:06 AM
All the best LD
Have a wicked birthday!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 02:11 PM
*Tightens the choke chain on Tile_boy!* Good idea, Widow...he's tugging on the leash a bit much! |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 09:25 PM
Told you!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 03:55 AM
Yea...is good. He's stopped struggling now...but, he's kinda gone all limp! |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 06-29-2001 04:23 AM
A quick rub should sort that out!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 11:58 AM
He's gone all blue round the lips...did I tighten the leash too much then? *Innocent look regarding that last remark!* [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-29-2001).] |
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