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Topic: The Naked Lotus: Everything You Wanted to Know About Lo But Were Afraid to Ask.
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 12:48 PM
Yup, ask me anything you want to know about that elusive creature, the one of a kind, the excellent Lotus!Nothing dirty, or you will die. 
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 12:51 PM
hahaha...am I a rare protected species then, Nick? And who are you? Nicholas Attenborough? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 12:56 PM
EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTRAORDINARY!!
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 01:12 PM
Awwwwww... |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 03:56 PM
Heheheh...Anyway, our first contestant in the "Naked Lotus" contest is Kenny from Athens, GA, who asks: "Who is Lotus?" Well, Kenny, Lotus is one of the first moderators ever to get a forum in the WWYK boards. An Aussie by nationality, she enjoys various foods and company. Extremely friendly, extremely lovable, she has surpassed Princess Di as most shaggable Aussie-Abroad since Natalie Inbruglia was revealed to be a man. You, Kenny, are just a jerk who smells bad and still lives in the basement dungeon of his parents home at the age of 87. Okay, any more quessies? Just reply or mail them to: THE NAKED LOTUS 3898 PICCOLO BL WHWHY, WY, 29834-3892 USA-AOK Write now! 
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exile_11 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 03:22 AM
Would you like a picture of a naked Lotus for the 'Naked Lotus' thread? |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 04:51 AM
Well, I don't have anything on a "need to know" basis... |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 05:27 AM
ROFLMAO You are all nut cases, you know that?! Exile...thought I told you that hanging upside-down naked from the chandelier photo was for your eyes only? How much is this gonna cost me, you blackmailing heathen? [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-21-2001).] |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 02:11 PM
Nah, no nudy pics of our dear Lotus. Not that I need any more.... )) |
Tile_boy Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 07:05 PM
Natalie Inbruglia is a man?!?!?!?!?!? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 05:05 AM
Tile_boy...don't tell me she didn't tell you that night you and she/he... |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 09:31 AM
Obviously not!!  |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 10:54 AM
Yup, she's a man. You can tell by the bulge. |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 11:42 AM
And why would you be looking? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 02:34 PM
Morbid curiousity perhaps?  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 02:36 PM
Exile...hurry up and send the negatives ransom details and we can negotiate. But make it quick...I am thinking of turning pro...  |