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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 06-20-2001 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yup, ask me anything you want to know about that elusive creature, the one of a kind, the excellent Lotus!

Nothing dirty, or you will die.

Lotus666
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posted 06-20-2001 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hahaha...am I a rare protected species then, Nick? And who are you? Nicholas Attenborough?

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 06-20-2001 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTRAORDINARY!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-20-2001 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Awwwwww...

Nick Zbu
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posted 06-20-2001 03:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Heheheh...

Anyway, our first contestant in the "Naked Lotus" contest is Kenny from Athens, GA, who asks:

"Who is Lotus?"

Well, Kenny, Lotus is one of the first moderators ever to get a forum in the WWYK boards. An Aussie by nationality, she enjoys various foods and company. Extremely friendly, extremely lovable, she has surpassed Princess Di as most shaggable Aussie-Abroad since Natalie Inbruglia was revealed to be a man.

You, Kenny, are just a jerk who smells bad and still lives in the basement dungeon of his parents home at the age of 87.

Okay, any more quessies? Just reply or mail them to:

THE NAKED LOTUS
3898 PICCOLO BL
WHWHY, WY, 29834-3892
USA-AOK

Write now!

exile_11
ZooKeeper
posted 06-21-2001 03:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Would you like a picture of a naked Lotus for the 'Naked Lotus' thread?

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-21-2001 04:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, I don't have anything on a "need to know" basis...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-21-2001 05:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO You are all nut cases, you know that?! Exile...thought I told you that hanging upside-down naked from the chandelier photo was for your eyes only? How much is this gonna cost me, you blackmailing heathen?

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-21-2001).]

Nick Zbu
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posted 06-21-2001 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nah, no nudy pics of our dear Lotus. Not that I need any more.... ))

Tile_boy
Monkey
posted 06-21-2001 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tile_boy   Click Here to Email Tile_boy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Natalie Inbruglia is a man?!?!?!?!?!?

Lotus666
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posted 06-25-2001 05:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tile_boy...don't tell me she didn't tell you that night you and she/he...

Magpye
Monkey
posted 06-25-2001 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Obviously not!!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 06-25-2001 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yup, she's a man. You can tell by the bulge.

Pez
Monkey
posted 06-25-2001 11:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And why would you be looking?

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-28-2001 02:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Morbid curiousity perhaps?

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 06-28-2001 02:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Exile...hurry up and send the negatives ransom details and we can negotiate. But make it quick...I am thinking of turning pro...

All times are ET

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