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Topic: AIR!! I NEED AIR!!!
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-15-2001 07:16 PM
   
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /me gasps for breath lotty wont stop fartin.. pls.. send oxygen!!!!!!!!!!note to all: when drinkin with lotty, always ALWAYS have a gas mask with u!!!!!! ------------------
This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others |
Adams
Monkey
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posted 06-16-2001 05:52 PM
here.....
take.... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-16-2001 07:06 PM
hahaha...and when drinking with Washie...make sure you hide your thimbles...else he will use them as a drinking vessel!  WHEN exactly did you FINALLY get around to having a drink, hmmmmm???*Mutters about northen shandy-drinking types!* |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-16-2001 08:10 PM
northen shandy-drinking types!How dare you!!!!! I think you'll find shandy was invented by some southern bastard!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-17-2001 11:00 AM
hehehe...ooooooooh, he bites well...Widow must be teaching him a thing or two! GOTCHYA!
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-17-2001 03:08 PM
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!that ONE drink i had fri night was as stong as the TWO i had the night before put togther!!! Also didnt help me drink any quicker when u where tryin to FORCE more vodka into meh drink.. when all i could taste was vodka.. and NO coke.
GAaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwD mags makes a mean vodka and coke (but in a good way  )
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Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-17-2001 04:27 PM
I'm not teaching him nothing, that he dosn't
already know anyway!!!  |
Tile_boy
Monkey
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posted 06-17-2001 04:35 PM
 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......... |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-18-2001 12:11 AM
You know, there was a reason why I included a buttplug in that "Lotus Danger Pack" I sent you, Washie. And you doubted me....tsk tsk. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-18-2001 04:06 AM
hehehe...
Tsk, Nicky...I'll butt-plug you if you don't watch out! |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-19-2001 09:37 AM
Nick, what where you doing with a butt plug
in the first place!!!!  [This message has been edited by Widow (edited 06-19-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-19-2001 11:01 AM
Trust me, Widow, you shouldn't know..national security and all that.And Lotus, |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-19-2001 04:40 PM
ur butt is under national security nick? |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-19-2001 07:57 PM
Hmmm, Nicks butt!!!
Think i would prefer his head though!!!  [This message has been edited by Widow (edited 06-19-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-19-2001 08:09 PM
Widow,Yes, it is...and stop looking at my head! *takes seasonings away from you*!!! Now let us all stop teasing Lotus about her gas: I mean, she was under drugs and all. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 08:17 AM
Thank you Nick...at least someone is defending my poor state of health! (Remind me to send you some more of those choccies, Nicky!) |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 01:39 PM
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff^ not like lotty's farts AT ALL!!
hers where more ripperly! and possibly on the verge of follow thru ... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 02:05 PM
LOL NO follow through...but yes, I DO fart! *shockhorrorgasp!* |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 04:20 PM
Lo,Oh, don't take it personally. I think Washie is shocked because he looks up to you and holds you in such esteem that the thought of you having normal biological attacks shocks him and deeply affects him. And I'm sure he won't use the most obvious insult to that above paragraph.. But it's okay, Lotus. Besides, you should hear the ones Rocket lets off: we call them 'three-stagers.'
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 05:02 PM
quote:
*shockhorrorgasp!*
gasping for wot exactly? |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 09:17 AM
I don't think we really want to know Washie!!
And yeah right, like your easily shocked!!  [This message has been edited by Widow (edited 06-21-2001).] |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 01:21 PM
Farting in The Lotus Position. Anyone here know what olestra is?
If you do then you may be aware of the complication of farting while on a diet of the greasy non digestible substance.
Nasty boy.
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:35 PM
Oh, My God Jogger!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 07:10 PM
Jogger...OLESTRA = LEAKAGE...correct, yea? hehehe... Nasty boy, Jogger...tsk, for shame! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 07:55 PM
You guys make me smile.
Not one of those fake "I’ll tolerate you" smiles. I mean a real big grin ear-to-ear.Plus i've been drinking while at work after hours. The best part about the drink and food is it's all comped!
Party on.
s.kern
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 08:32 PM
Sounds like a good job perk to me!
And, thanks for the approval! Nick...pray tell us more on the farting habits of Rockets...we're all ears! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 08:36 PM
Lotus, that's more a Zach thing. But remember: a lot of ruffage isn't necessarily a good thing. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 05:03 AM
Roughage is our friend, Nicky...provided we don't eat the bark off trees! (Splinters are SUCH a damn pain in the arse!) |
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