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Withnail Monkey	posted 06-09-2001 06:44 PM Did anyone else see this on Graham Norton, it's fantastic. Ok, it goes like this: There was this bloke who used to play a game called 'dangerwank' when he was young; he lay in bed doing what comes naturally to teenagers and when nearing climax yelled out "MUM", and tried to finish and get cleaned up before she entered the room. I think everyone should go visit their parents and give it a go. Who's with me?
Tile_boy Monkey	posted 06-09-2001 07:44 PM I know of people who can help you...
Withnail Monkey	posted 06-09-2001 08:49 PM people to help me masturbate? great, who?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 06-10-2001 12:05 AM I thought Dangerwank was when you had a rope tied to a nailgun and the other was.... Oh, never mind. Something different altogether.
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-10-2001 03:06 AM No, no. Danger wank is when you take twelve mouse traps and place them on a rotating disc. Each trap would be set, and have a string attached and secured to the back. Except one of them was not actually attached. Spin the wheel and then……………well, use your imagination. Maybe I would call this “The One Eye Roulette”
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 06-10-2001 02:14 PM ROFLMAO Yes, Withnail...I watch Graham Norton and saw this...I laughed my head off! Ribs hurt SOOO much. One way to get your rocks off extra quick I reckon! hehehe... Nick and Jogger...what HAVE you boys been up to, then?
Withnail Monkey	posted 06-10-2001 02:56 PM Sounds like a good night, whatever it was
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-10-2001 03:58 PM Don't think i really want to know!!
Adams Monkey	posted 06-10-2001 04:31 PM The question is: What to you get if you lose??
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 06-11-2001 01:39 AM Your mother suffering a heart attack?
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 06:03 AM Anyway, it's not just guys who have the problem of people possibly walking in on you!!
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 06:21 AM Woman walks in on man wanking off. Ick! Gross! Runs out of room Man walks in on woman wanking off. ~Well helllooo~. No, don’t stop
Rockjock Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 07:07 AM Something very Oedipaean about all this...
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 08:02 AM Well there are certain appliances that give the game away for us females, such as interfering with the TV reception!!!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 06-11-2001 10:41 AM I won't ask.....I will not ask.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 06-11-2001 03:23 PM CAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW!
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 07:28 PM Does he?????
Widow Monkey	posted 06-11-2001 08:28 PM My thoughts are, has Nick led a sheltered life???? [This message has been edited by Widow (edited 06-11-2001).]
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 02:39 AM Wow Mags That sounds like a pretty powerful utensil you have. The only thing I know of that ever messed with TV reception has been a vacuum cleaner. Well..??? How about a nice ride on the washing machine Do you like motorcycles?
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 06:02 AM I never said i owned one!!!! But i have been to plenty of Ann Summers partys, Jogger! But it dosn't matter about the size of the appliance, most of them seem to do it. Yes i do like motorbikes, i have had a few. [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 06-12-2001).]
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 06:08 AM I likes you Magpie
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 06:29 AM Your not too bad yourself, jogger.
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 06:50 AM Thanks! Hmmmm. Wow, this is feeling serious. Or, I'm just being a typical guy and presuming to much. ------------------ "Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end."
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 07:55 AM Ahh, who know's!!!
Rockjock Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 10:06 AM Ann Summers? That's kind of like the Tupperware party for sex toys, right? Some female friends of mine had something similar once called Fantasia, but they didn't want to talk about it to the guys. That made me instantly think of Fight Club. "Rule #1: You don't talk about Fantasia Club."
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 10:33 AM Sits back and counts the flower pedals
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 06-12-2001 04:28 PM Ann Summers is the UK equivalent of our Naughty But Nice sex shops in Australia! Had a blast once at the grand opening of one of their stores! Went with a friend...had glasses of champagne and hor's douvres...got discount vouchers...and got to check out the toys (no, not play) for a full 3 hours! Had a great time! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-12-2001).]
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 08:14 PM Yep they are soo much fun, especially when you model the underwear!!
Lord Finisher Monkey	posted 06-12-2001 10:24 PM Ok. I've seen a huge assortment of screwed up things in my life, but, this has to take the cake. I have never been on a message board who talks about sex so much. (I am not putting it down - I like this message board because of it) Naughty but Nice - Never saw anything even remotely close to it except Spencer Gifts, where they sell elephant sized condoms, can condoms, body condoms, special message oil, dirty cards, dirty games, dice that when rolled gives a suggestion on foreplay, etc. But damn - I never even heard of a store like that. I wish I could see one.
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 03:43 AM On South st. in Philadelphia they have a couple of stores that Lotty and Mags speak of. One of them is named “Condom-nation”. Has a lot of the same things that Spencer gifts sells.. “To be denied our impulses is to be denied that which makes us human”
exile_11 ZooKeeper	posted 06-13-2001 04:28 AM Back to the important stuff; female masturbation. Was watching Cold Feet last night and they referred to it as 'taking a walk through the bush downunder'. I pissed myself so much I nearly fell off my couch.
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 04:46 AM Has anyone ever heard the expression “Make a silk purse out of a sows ear”??
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 06:14 AM Yes i have
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 06:33 AM Really!
Jogger Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 06:34 AM
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 08:01 AM Hmmm, i have. Though it means nothing but, making something nice out of something crap, or along those lines anyway.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 06-13-2001 07:52 PM Actually, over in the States we have a line of stores called "Lovers Lane" which sells that kind of weird stuff. And not to ruin your chances with a certain bird, Jogger, but have you got your tests back. I don't think Mags will mind the anal warts, but still....
Magpye Monkey	posted 06-13-2001 08:45 PM OH my God, Nick!!!!
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 06-13-2001 08:52 PM ROFLMAO God, you lot have got me in stitches. Here I am...abscess on my tooth...dentist tomorrow before I get up to Wales...and all I can think of is... WHAT THE FECK are you gonna do to my forum whilst I am away?! Thank GOD I have my loyal Co-Mod Exile to keep you beasties in line! (Though THAT could have serious repurcussions of its own!) [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 06-13-2001).]
Lord Destroyer Monkey	posted 06-14-2001 01:52 AM I'll make double sure no one messes with the Gazebo - they'll have to get through me first and I'm armed to the teeth. Sex shops, eh? There's a few down where I live, but not many. It's because the southern U.S. is prime BTI turf.

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