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Author
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Topic: Adult Bouncy Castles
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 09:46 AM
Well summer has finally arrived. I have just recieved my annual invite to the Adult Bouncy Castle BBQ  Loads of ale, loads of food, loads of bouncing and not forgetting the loads of throwing up!! 
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Widow Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 09:51 AM
Yep, me to, got it this morning.  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 09:54 AM
Ahhhh, you always know when summer starts up here, it kicks of with a bitchin party!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 05-30-2001 11:04 AM
"Adult Bouncy Castle"? *Smirk* Oh? Hmmmmm...wonder what a shag in a bouncy castle would be like? Very little work and effort required I am thinking! (Specially if other people do the jumping for you!) MIGHT just be difficult to find a quiet corner to "do the deed" in, but! hehehe...[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 05-30-2001).] |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 11:09 AM
I would imagine it being rather difficult especially with everyone else jumping around, you could quite easily start jumping in opposite directions.!!  I think it would be frustrating.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 05-30-2001 11:34 AM
Well...ideal situation...buggar the beggars off...wait til everyone is gone...and then experiment!  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 05:58 PM
Could you rephrase that Lotty!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 05-30-2001 06:31 PM
Not literally Widow! Metaphorically speaking only...  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 06:38 PM
Sorry but bugger just sorta sticks out in that sentence, you see, and considering you brought up the sex thing... |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 05-30-2001 06:41 PM
Hey, I don't have the right equipment, Widow! |
Widow Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 07:17 PM
What a bouncy castle??  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 05-30-2001 11:14 PM
LOL |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 08:03 AM
I don't think I'll be attending any more kiddie birthday parties. What looks like playful glee is acutally a non-stop prepubescent orgy!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 08:19 AM
And your problem being????  |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 01:07 PM
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 06:07 PM
Yes i should be staggering home with that look on my face Roz!!!  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 06:07 PM
Hmmm, as ever.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 05-31-2001 08:06 PM
Makes you rethink what "The Goodies" were singing about when they sang "BOUNCE"! Kinky little sods... |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 05-31-2001 08:27 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about Dirty little Lotus!!!  Though i have met them.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-01-2001 04:45 AM
Cool, what were they like, Mags? |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-01-2001 06:02 AM
It was years ago in Liverpool for a book signing, so yes i have the book and it's signed also. Really, really nice funny guys, took there time to talk to you and all that.  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 06-01-2001 06:45 AM
Hmm. and another thing Lotty, she literally met the Wombles, when a 7ft one fell on her when she was 6yrs old, haha.!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-01-2001 07:09 AM
Which Womble was it?  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-01-2001 09:22 AM
Orinocco, he was pretending to be asleep on stage and he fell off, onto me!!  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 06-01-2001 11:48 AM
Hmmm, she now has a phobia against large, hairy beings, it's a miracle she got it together with Darque!!! 
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-01-2001 01:41 PM
Heard he's not such a hairy beast anymore! (Will have to see with my own eyes when I get up there!) |
Widow Monkey
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posted 06-03-2001 08:53 PM
On top of his head maybe not, as he has had two and a half foot of hair cut off, but the rest of him!!!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-04-2001 04:04 PM
WIDOW! You been peeking through the blinds? You peeping Thomasina! |
Widow Monkey
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posted 06-04-2001 08:14 PM
Well he is my brother in law, i have no choice but to have to look at him!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-05-2001 07:13 AM
*Starts singing Underground, overground, Wombling free...the Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!* hehehe...I think that the stuffed Womble we saw in Afflek's Palace was Orinocco...he looked like a right evil bugggar! I saw a woman up in Wandsworth a couple of months back (near Wimbledon Common) wearing a brown fluffy jumper and pants. She looked just like that french tart womble!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-05-2001 07:44 AM
Haa, bloody haa haa!!!!  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 06-05-2001 08:46 PM
Ohhhh, Mags don't let the bastards, oops sorry, the wombles get you down!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-06-2001 06:51 AM
*Just had a WONDERFUL idea for a birthday pressie for Mags!*  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-06-2001 10:04 AM
Whatever you have planned Lotty forget it, i know you!!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-06-2001 10:43 AM
hehehe...saw a little girl in the park up the road just before (when I went to post a letter)...she had an Orinocco Womble. If her Grampa had not been with her would have seriously considered mugging her for it!  MAG-SY...what you want for your BIRTH-DAY? BWA hahaha...  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-06-2001 09:04 PM
Noth....thing as i don't trust you!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-07-2001 02:28 AM
hahaha...oh, Mags...I am SO cut to the quick by that comment! Don't ya luvs me no more? |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-07-2001 07:15 AM
No, i just don't trust you, i know how your mind works, remember when you where here, well, point prooven!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-07-2001 09:56 AM
hehehe... Awwwwwww...Mags...sweetie...*Starts to hum The Wombles*  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-07-2001 09:57 AM
Got your pres-ent to-day...  |