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Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 06:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Keep your alcohol cold that is!!!
My trick is, that when you are having that special evening,
with that special someone (and you happen to end up in the bath!!)
Keep your wine cool in the...Toilet (da da)
Couple of flushes first just to get some cold
water, then shove it in, you can also do this
with beer or spirits, really handy.
Word of warning though, when you need to reflush,
for cold water again, remove anything thats in there, to avoid flooding.

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I found it!"

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-06-2001 06:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehehe...such ingenuity, Mags! Brilliant! Hope you mean WINE BOTTLE by
quote:
"anything thats in there"

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 04-06-2001).]

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 07:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You still managed to avoid answering the
question Lotty.....

So Lotty How do YOU do it

Lotus666
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posted 04-06-2001 07:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Psersonally...I keep my wine in the fridge. But...BIDETS...now that is a different matter! They are excellent for shaving your legs in!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 10:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ah, you mean drinking fountains for posh
people!!!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well thats what i thought it was,
when i first saw one.

laz
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for laz   Click Here to Email laz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
When I was about 9 years old, I was at a friends birthday party at her house and I went to use the bathroom.

I saw this weird toilet looking thing - the bidet - and turned on the tap cos I was curious (being a 9 yr old n'all) but then I couldn't turn it off.

So I struggled to turn it off but I was too embarassed to tell anyone about it so I just left it. For the rest of the party I was really quiet and then when my parents came to pick me up someone ran down the stairs and said the bathroom had flooded cos of the bidet.

I was absolutely mortified and told my parents in the car. My mum rang my friends mum to tell her that it was me and asked her not to tell her daughter cos I was embarassed.

I'm pretty sure she did tell her though. And ever since then I've hated bidets.

THE END

Oh the shame....

Britt
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posted 04-06-2001 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Personally, I keep stuff cold by sticking it in an ice bucket. The toilet idea is pretty good...but, personally, I think it would ick me out a bit.

If it's cold outside, and you have one, a window ledge is great for keeping your beverages chilled. Especially whilst staying at a ski lodge with a ledge that is covered with a foot of fresh snow!

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 02:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think the idea of washing my butt with a high-powered water jet icks me out a bit too.

Nick Zbu
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posted 04-06-2001 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You keep alcohol cool in the summer by placing it in the freezer. Alcohol has a very low freezing point so it doesn't really freeze solid. So, you can have a nice cool drink that is still a drink!

But in the winter, I take advantage of my location and place all my drinks outside in a locked box. Nature's freezer!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was only giving an idea, that it would save you from
having to get out of a warm bath and spoil a nice relaxing hour.
I put beer in the freezer Nicky, but it exploded
so i havn't done that since.
But i am lucky in having a special chiller in my fridge.
My mate fills his bin up with water and ice and then
fills it with beer, thats pretty good especially
in the summer and for barbys

Bluebottle
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluebottle     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My next-door-neighbour in Brisbane had an old fridge that had packed up. He removed all of the works, sealed up all of the holes, put it on his back patio and laid it on its back. Whenever he had a party and/or barbie (that's barbecue to all you non-Aussies!), he'd fill it with ice and beer. It doubled as a seat for partygoers as well, the only drawback being that every time someone wanted a drink from it, all the seated people had to stand up.

It worked well, though. Clever, what??

Nick Zbu
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posted 04-09-2001 09:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mags,

Oh, the freezer trick only works for bottles and non-carbonized drinks. Sorry, my mistake.

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks for that Nicky!!
A couple of years too late but thankyou.
There's nothing like beer flavoured oven chips,
pies, fish etc...

Oh by the way if your on line Nicky, open your icq!!!!

catapault007
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I just drink mine fast, so it doesnt have time to get warm

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Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thats also another way of doing it, less hassel
of trying to keep it cold.
I actually went against my normal self this weekend,
i had a bottle of wine that lasted me 2 days,and that's
definatly not me!
Lotty,
You're gonna be shocked by that!!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 04-09-2001 11:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mags,

Sorry I couldn't log on, I had to race a storm to get to school. Luckily, I avoid ping-pong sized hail.

I'm be on tomorrow, I promise.

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-10-2001 05:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ok ,I'll let you off!
Ping pong sized rain jeez, could be dangerous.

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