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Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, so I'll get the usual screaming from exile, but this is disgusting.

So I'm back in Halifax. Our instructor (Tim) says we should all go to the Bedford Institute of Oceanography to see some presentations. Booo-ring. Then we should see the Azon paper supply warehouse. Mega-fucking booooo-ring. Totally shaled. Then we went to see an IMAX film because he's heavy into 3-D. (Me and Paul skipped that; we arrived late anyway.)

So then everyone made plans to go get loaded. Some of the guys bought "ugly shirts" from the Salvation Army. These are shirts you wear that are designed to catch your puke after you throw up all over yourself. The shirt's so ugly that puking on it doesn't seem like a big loss. Get it? HA HA HA!!!

So anyway, no lectures to you, I just hope someone dies. That'll learn their asses up.

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Wow! Check out the cleavage on that dike!

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-31-2001 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*quickly shoots RJ in the ass with a tranz dart and hopes that he sleeps it off*

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

exile_11
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I agree with you about the shirt. Very immature frat boy shit. But I disagree about the getting loaded part.

Anyway, a true professional doesn't puke and the way to true professionalism is to practise.

Go out and get some practise, RJ; you just might find you like it.

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, looks like I'll need a lot of practice.

There was that one time I had a glass of wine with my girlfriend, and I couldn't finish it because I was feeling sick.

She was so worried about me that she thought of calling me when I got home. Instead, she figured that I would be fine.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
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posted 04-02-2001 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
One pint screamers! (Except you, Exile dear...I know you can handle your licquor!)

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 04-02-2001).]

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Uh uh, no way! Get that funnel out of my mouth!

This was more of a thread to let everyone know what happened on my weekend, not really where we slap the ball back and forth on what is acceptable drinking behaviour. The rest of it consisted of me sitting at my parents' place watching TV with a dumb look on my face.

But at least I wasn't in agony, like my fellow classmates. Come Saturday they were all in agony, and they had to drive up to the Valley that day!

Nick Zbu
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posted 04-02-2001 04:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Somehow, my stomach has gained the immunity to digest horrible spicy food and whatever alcoholic concoctions I can think up with only horrific farting and churning.

Carwash
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
One pint screamers!

not me!! NOT ME!!!

tis the smoke i cant handle DAM THE LUNGS!! DAM THEM!! DAM THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!

rah

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This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others
(: io

exile_11
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 12:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If that was your weekend, I suggest you better start drinking. Then you might have something more interesting to start a thread about.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 09:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So what did you do, party animal?

Lotus666
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posted 04-03-2001 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was wondering the exact same thing!

exile_11
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What.....minute by minute or just hour by hour?

Carwash
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well wotever u can remember really exile

exile_11
Monkey
posted 04-04-2001 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, in that case, I remember going out for dinner and drinks with some business associates after work on Friday.

Then it was Monday morning and it was time to go to work.

Simple really.

Lotus666
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posted 04-04-2001 04:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And in between? We want the juicy gossip thanks...

FatJohnny
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posted 04-04-2001 06:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Drinking is an art. In my top drinking form, I could finish a case of beer in one evening, and just have to pee a lot. Now I'm a wuss. Eight beers and I have to cash in the chips. But puking... strictly amateur.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-04-2001 11:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's not much more than I did. I suppose I could have followed these guys around drinking Pepsis all night. After three or four I start to get a little ill.

catapault007
Monkey
posted 04-05-2001 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
for me
 whiskey cokes= no hangovers
 

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