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Topic: Your Most Favourite Things To Lick!
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 05:42 AM
Just though it would bring people together, and to help you indulge in each others different tastes.  So come on people share! I personally like something long, stiff and juicy....yes its a Rocket! or is it???  ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 05:59 AM
I am hoping that's a lolly of some kind there, Mags!  Personally, I prefer...armpits! ROFLMAO  |
laz Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 06:33 AM
You two are sooooo rude!KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! My favourite thing to lick is...erm I was gonna say something very rude so I'll tell you my second favourite thing. My second favourite thing to lick is my blokes chest especially if the whipped cream is out!  I hope he doesn't see this! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 06:37 AM
LOL Bring on summer...and bring on that Tia Maria-flavoured whipped cream! laz...us, rude? Never!  (Crass, crude and disgusting...ALL THE TIME!) hehehe...  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-30-2001).] |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 07:26 AM
You are all dirty, dirty girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 07:31 AM
Well then, what`s your most favourite thing to lick, FJ!?  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 08:07 AM
Yea, come on Fj, tell us!!!  Lotty, you and John Cusack have something in common! laz, totally agree, but i prefer Champagne flavoured cream, 5% proof, £2.99 from Marks & Spencer. Unfortunately Xmas time only.  Oh yes, i've just heard a song on MTV2 by The Bloodhound Gang called..... Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Go figure... ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-30-2001).] [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-30-2001).] |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 08:30 AM
Oi, what have you done to my reply??? 
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laz Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 08:50 AM
Has Lotus been censoring again?BAD LOTUS!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 08:52 AM
Yes, I just had to delete that thing about me and John Cusack...didn't want it to get around! You know how it is..."shush clauses", etc... |
laz Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 08:53 AM
Its a posting frenzy!I think my hand may drop off! Or maybe thats for other reasons  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 09:15 AM
Yes Lotty, your secret is safe for now......But give it time!!  ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 03:10 PM
*CENSORED* |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 03:40 PM
*EXTRA CENSORED!*------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 03:45 PM
LOL Looks like Mags has been blabbing! Might have to lock her up with the rabid "skwerls" for a while to teach her a lesson!  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 03-31-2001 12:19 AM
I dunno about that...I've been thinning out their population with my flamethrower.------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-31-2001 07:11 AM
You'll never teach me a lesson Lotty!! If Darque can't how could you. LD, thats cruel,  But if you leave us in pairs we bring good luck! 
------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-31-2001 09:48 AM
Ah come on Britt, LD don't be such spoil sports,  ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 11:04 AM
quote: Originally posted by Magpye:
The Bloodhound Gang called..... Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Go figure...
That's when you know you've been eating too many mustard-garlic-onion sandwiches.  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 03-31-2001 05:58 PM
i've not licked my favorite thing ... yet  |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 03:14 AM
I can name mine, but Lotus won't let me for fear that Nightshade would have my ball sack for lunch.Sadly, she won't let me near the barbarque sauce, either.  |
Lord Finisher Monkey
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posted 04-01-2001 05:55 AM
*SO REALLY #$^@ING SENSORED THAT IT ISN'T WORTH WATCHING*My favorite thing to lick would be the maple icing off of "Dunkin' Doughnuts"' very rare and exclusive "Maple Doughnuts". Took me for #$^@in' ever to find them. I was on a desperate manhunt (more like doughnuthunt, but it looks even worse) to find these things. And at last! I found them! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!! HOO-#$^@ING-RAY!!! ------------------ "Blame yourself or god." - Delita - Final Fantasy Tactics |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 04-01-2001 10:44 AM
I don't know about favourite things to lick, but the worst one is probably British postage stamps. They taste like Satan's armpit.And yes, I have tasted Satan's armpit. ------------------ "We have made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping." |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 06:21 AM
Well you don't have to worry about that anymore Newman, but by God they have upped the price of them  ALCOHOL ICELOLLIES..... Pick your pleasure, then freeze it!  But only use liquers, as beer dosn't taste too good.  ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 06:25 AM
quote: I have tasted Satan's armpit.
did lotus notice when u did that ??? ------------------ This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others (: io |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-02-2001 08:00 AM
Wondered what that wet, gooey feeling was under my armpit last week! (And for the record...my armpits taste like Tia Maria!) Mags, I though that alcohol didn't freeze all that well?! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 04-02-2001).] |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 08:52 AM
Just add a drop of water, as you would when making Vodka Jelly. But not boiling water!!!!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-02-2001 08:56 AM
OK then...Tia Maria and Milk ice blocks coming right up then!!! hehehe...  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 09:19 AM
You go girl!! Ooooohoooooooo.  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 09:27 AM
Sorry about this,  Lotty the jelly is a lot easier though!!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-06-2001 10:42 AM
Just found something you would like Lotty... Abernethy biscuits, dipped into Vanilla flavoured Muller Light yogurt! Very, very tasty  [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 04-06-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 12:57 PM
Mmmm...prefer the sound of chocolate dipped ones...am not much into yoghurt, Mags!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 01:06 PM
Armpits are still sounding good to me...  |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 04-07-2001 03:51 PM
I don't even want to think about that.------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 09:00 AM
hehehe... Why is that, LD? |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 11:00 AM
Actually, I don't know. *shrugs*I suppose I was thinking of armpits that smelled awful when I posted that.  ------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 04:09 PM
Mmmm, I am thinking of nice clean armpits smelling of nice deodorant...aaah, excuse me...I got to go have a cold shower!  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 07:29 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! for now ... |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-09-2001 06:30 AM
Lotty, i dunno about deoderised pits, they would taste funny, (yak) But if they were just freshly scrubbed that would be different, the only thing that puts me off is the hair. Just imagine putting your face into all that!! Ok i'm going to stop now as this could lead to god knows were...  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 08:06 AM
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