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Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 05:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just though it would bring people together,
and to help you indulge in each others different tastes.
So come on people share!

I personally like something long, stiff and
juicy....yes its a Rocket!
or is it???

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 05:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I am hoping that's a lolly of some kind there, Mags!
Personally, I prefer...armpits! ROFLMAO

laz
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 06:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for laz   Click Here to Email laz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You two are sooooo rude!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

My favourite thing to lick is...erm I was gonna say something very rude so I'll tell you my second favourite thing.

My second favourite thing to lick is my blokes chest especially if the whipped cream is out!

I hope he doesn't see this!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 06:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LOL Bring on summer...and bring on that Tia Maria-flavoured whipped cream! laz...us, rude? Never!
(Crass, crude and disgusting...ALL THE TIME!) hehehe...

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-30-2001).]

FatJohnny
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posted 03-30-2001 07:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You are all dirty, dirty girls.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 07:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well then, what`s your most favourite thing to lick, FJ!?

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yea, come on Fj, tell us!!!
Lotty, you and John Cusack have something in common!
laz, totally agree, but i prefer Champagne flavoured cream,
5% proof, £2.99 from Marks & Spencer.
Unfortunately Xmas time only.
Oh yes, i've just heard a song on MTV2 by
The Bloodhound Gang called.....
Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny
Go figure...

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-30-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-30-2001).]

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oi, what have you done to my reply???

laz
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for laz   Click Here to Email laz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Has Lotus been censoring again?

BAD LOTUS!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes, I just had to delete that thing about me and John Cusack...didn't want it to get around! You know how it is..."shush clauses", etc...

laz
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for laz   Click Here to Email laz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Its a posting frenzy!

I think my hand may drop off!
Or maybe thats for other reasons

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 09:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes Lotty, your secret is safe for now......

But give it time!!

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Britt
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posted 03-30-2001 03:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*CENSORED*

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*EXTRA CENSORED!*

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 03:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LOL Looks like Mags has been blabbing! Might have to lock her up with the rabid "skwerls" for a while to teach her a lesson!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 12:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I dunno about that...I've been thinning out their population with my flamethrower.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You'll never teach me a lesson Lotty!!
If Darque can't how could you.
LD, thats cruel,
But if you leave us in pairs we bring good luck!

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ah come on Britt, LD don't be such spoil sports,

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-31-2001 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Magpye:

The Bloodhound Gang called.....
Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny
Go figure...

That's when you know you've been eating too many mustard-garlic-onion sandwiches.

Carwash
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i've not licked my favorite thing ... yet

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 04-01-2001 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I can name mine, but Lotus won't let me for fear that Nightshade would have my ball sack for lunch.

Sadly, she won't let me near the barbarque sauce, either.

Lord Finisher
Monkey
posted 04-01-2001 05:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Finisher   Click Here to Email Lord Finisher     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*SO REALLY #$^@ING SENSORED THAT IT ISN'T WORTH WATCHING*

My favorite thing to lick would be the maple icing off of "Dunkin' Doughnuts"' very rare and exclusive "Maple Doughnuts". Took me for #$^@in' ever to find them. I was on a desperate manhunt (more like doughnuthunt, but it looks even worse) to find these things. And at last! I found them!

HOORAY!! HOORAY!!! HOO-#$^@ING-RAY!!!

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"Blame yourself or god." - Delita - Final Fantasy Tactics

Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
posted 04-01-2001 10:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello Newman 2001   Click Here to Email Hello Newman 2001     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't know about favourite things to lick, but the worst one is probably British postage stamps. They taste like Satan's armpit.

And yes, I have tasted Satan's armpit.

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"We have made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping."

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 06:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well you don't have to worry about that
anymore Newman, but by God they have upped
the price of them

ALCOHOL ICELOLLIES.....
Pick your pleasure, then freeze it!
But only use liquers, as beer dosn't taste
too good.

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Carwash
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 06:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
I have tasted Satan's armpit.

did lotus notice when u did that ???

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This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others
(: io

Lotus666
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posted 04-02-2001 08:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wondered what that wet, gooey feeling was under my armpit last week! (And for the record...my armpits taste like Tia Maria!) Mags, I though that alcohol didn't freeze all that well?!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 04-02-2001).]

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just add a drop of water,
as you would when making Vodka Jelly.
But not boiling water!!!!

Lotus666
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posted 04-02-2001 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OK then...Tia Maria and Milk ice blocks coming right up then!!! hehehe...

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You go girl!!
Ooooohoooooooo.

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 09:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry about this,
Lotty the jelly is a lot easier though!!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just found something you would like Lotty...
Abernethy biscuits, dipped into Vanilla flavoured Muller Light yogurt!
Very, very tasty

[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 04-06-2001).]

Lotus666
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posted 04-06-2001 12:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mmmm...prefer the sound of chocolate dipped ones...am not much into yoghurt, Mags!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-06-2001 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Armpits are still sounding good to me...

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-07-2001 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't even want to think about that.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-08-2001 09:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehehe... Why is that, LD?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-08-2001 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, I don't know. *shrugs*

I suppose I was thinking of armpits that smelled awful when I posted that.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-08-2001 04:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mmmm, I am thinking of nice clean armpits smelling of nice deodorant...aaah, excuse me...I got to go have a cold shower!

Carwash
Monkey
posted 04-08-2001 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! for now ...

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 06:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lotty, i dunno about deoderised pits, they
would taste funny, (yak)
But if they were just freshly scrubbed that
would be different, the only thing that puts
me off is the hair.
Just imagine putting your face into all that!!
Ok i'm going to stop now as this could lead
to god knows were...

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-09-2001 08:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

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