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Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-21-2001 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's right, today is my WWYK day!

I would have posted this sooner, but I was having a good time at Busch Gardens.

It's been a swell year with everyone here (except for Tostito and a few others who shall remain nameless, of course).

Strange but true...Tostito welcomed me to the boards as well!

This thread is the one where he welcomed me.

I will continue posting on these boards because I have so much fun here. Many thanks to everyone who has made my first year here a great one! Give yourselves a round of applause!

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-21-2001 07:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Grabs LD and gives him a HUGE bear hug...a kiss on both cheeks...a pat on the butt...and says Congrats Kiddo!

Oh, and don't you DARE think of bailing out on us. You have been branded with the WWYK? logo like the rest of us! Must mean party time people...BRING IT ON!

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Resistance is...and always has...been FUTILE!

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-21-2001 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Happy kill-day, LD. My number one fan.

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-21-2001 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks, Lotus and RJ.

Not to worry - I have no intentions - or even thoughts for that matter - of bailing out.

Yeah, there had been some tough times along the way, but I hung in there.

It goes to show that it takes a lot more than Tostito calling me a jizz gulper to make me bail out of here.

If that's the best he can do, he'd better give up because he lost. I've used stuff more scathing than that IRL which left people reeling.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 03-21-2001).]

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-21-2001 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Happy Day, LD! Good thing I bought these Seagrams Wild Cherry Coolers in bulk! Who wants one?

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 06:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi LD, nice to see you back.
Hope you had a great time, and weren't to ill!!
Also don't let the TOASTIE get you down.

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi, Magpye.

I had such a great time that I'm planning on going again in about 4 months.

It's because I got this pass which admits me into the park anytime for the rest of this year. It cost me $10, but it's well worth it.

If you want more details about the trip, this thread should help.

Don't worry about Tostito getting me down. I've put up with a lot worse than what he can dish out.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 03-22-2001).]

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 10:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sounds like you had a great time...good for you!
And no fat jokes from me either, i happen to like the larger person
As for Toasties, i had a run in with him when i first started on the boards but my guardian angel (Lotty) saw him off.
I wasn't quite sure how to take him, But i do now!!!!

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Then he had a bright idea of taking someone elses profile and got at me that way, but again Lotty sussed it and booted him off.

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-22-2001 01:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You know, for a person who originally took my job and perverted it, Tostito has a very bad track record.

I mean, who here was insulted by me and is still here?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yep. When I first registered, he welcomed me, but things slowly made a turn for the worse.

He took a shot at me when he was busy messing with Lotus and Nick and I blasted back.

Then, he apologized a bit later in a different forum - but now that I'm wiser, I know he played me for a fool.

The last straw came when he crashed a thread in Nick's forum and started mocking everybody.

I blasted back at him and he responded in cowardly fashion by posting an asinine thread in his forum.

Since then, he tried to provoke me once or twice, but failed miserably.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Roz_27
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roz_27   Click Here to Email Roz_27     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You made it to one year despite Tostito.
Congrats and Happy Kill-Day!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-23-2001 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Very true, Nick.

Cases in point:

Nick, on one hand, mentioned in the WWYK history thread one such flamer known as dRIPsTYLUS. He said he was the one who brought down that flamer with the bad caps-lock key.

Tostito, on the other hand, insulted the following members and moderators and they still post on these boards (the list I'm about to supply are in no particular order, just names as they cross my mind):

me
Lotus
Nick
Pez
Bluebottle
Carwash
laz
Rockjock
Magpye
Gypsy
Popeye

I'm sure there are many others who stood up to his blasts and lived to tell about it.

My point is many people have been insulted by Tossy-boy and are still posting here. Those that provoke Nick are more likely to leave these boards.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

[This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 03-23-2001).]

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 03-23-2001 08:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Happy 1'st birthday here LD , thought you were on the boards before me , but then Lotus registered me and for a while I was just an observer till I got the courage to make a reply now you cant stop me . about that other person we all love so dearly , think Kama is about to pay him a visit .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

[This message has been edited by Gypsy (edited 03-27-2001).]

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-23-2001 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah. I heard of WWYK from my trial subscription to Entertainment Weekly (got it as a reward for signing up for my first credit card) and checked it out. It wasn't until about mid-March that I checked out the discussion board and saw how funny it looked.

I registered, and as they say, the rest is history.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-23-2001 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, I am certainly glad you did read it and log on. Wouldn't be the same without your brand of humour, mate!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-23-2001 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Plus, I'm not one to just single out people and make them leave. When I first came to these boards many years ago, the board was just mostly flamers and other sickos (yes, sicker than me) who usually wanted to kill celebrities by 'fucking their brains out.' Ask Zach, I think she has made a comment about that once or twice.

And these weren't friendly natives either. Many of them were extremely stupid. So, when I bash, I usually bash because they're stupid AND (big word there) are detrimental to the boards. I'm not one to just censor a certain person off the boards if they're not doing anything.....unlike Some Corn Chip who does it to make himself look big.

But, anyway, thanks for hanging about LD. And Howard Stern mentioned us? I should have made a story called "Howard Stern is a Retarded Sheep-Fucker" and seen what he would have done. That would have been cool.

Pez
Monkey
posted 03-23-2001 04:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think Tos hates me cause I was a slight pain in the ass when he showed some interest in Ashlyn.


Anywho...congrats LD on the one year.

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-26-2001 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks, everyone.

Here's to many more great times of posting on this kick-ass discussion board!

Cheers!

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-26-2001 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pez, Tos hates everyone...but we like ya!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-26-2001 10:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, the next time he says he hates someone like poison, I know he's not fooling anybody. I think he should just put on that Nazi uniform and shut up.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 03-27-2001 06:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Reminds me of Samson , shave off the hair and he'd have no balls at all .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-27-2001 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I always thought he had no balls in the first place.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-27-2001 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm not saying a word.

Britt
ZooKeeper
posted 03-27-2001 07:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Congrats, LD!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 06:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Speaking of milestones...
*Posts manically...wonder why?*

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tut, tut, tut, Lotty.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 03-30-2001 08:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, everyone seems to like spamming so much, I thought it must have been MY turn this time round!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-30-2001).]

Magpye
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What do you mean,
now it's YOUR turn!!!!

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, others did the same thing in order to reach certain milestones, Magpye.

I'm no exception - I was posting like a maniac when I was attempting to reach 666 posts.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, i see.
That'll explain why Lotty keeps telling me
to get posting!

[This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 04-02-2001).]

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yep. Just post, post, post! I don't think Lotus will want to get the whip out, if you know what I mean.

RUN AWAY!

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oooo, i wouldn't put it past her LD,
You know she's game for anything..

Arn't you Lotus

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
RUN! NOW!!!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-02-2001 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LOL You are all DEAD PEOPLE!
*Gets out the bitch boots and the whip!*

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't think so!!

grabs own bitchboots and whip

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"I didn't steal it -
I found it!"

Magpye
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 05:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
then runs away in the opposite direction to lotus

Ha, Ha, Ha

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Manages to avoid Lotus's bitch boots and whip and dives into a top-secret Lotus-proof bunker*

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 04-03-2001 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Unaware that a stray "whip tendril" had curled around his ankle...Lotus follows the trail to LD's hide-out and infiltrates his bunker by kicking in the door with her steel toe-cap bitch boots!*

I have a very far-reaching whip, LD! Remember that next time!

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Resistance is...and always has...been FUTILE!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 04-03-2001).]

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 04-05-2001 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
AARRGH! Curses!

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

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