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Topic: Nuttier than Peanut Butter!
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-13-2001 05:06 AM
Apparently, if i was any nuttier, i would belong on the peanut butter aisle. This is what i was told when i did the How Loony are you, personally i thought i was quite normal!!  ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-13-2001 05:32 AM
Sounds like you need to be put through a "Nut Press" and shoved in a jar, Mags! hahaha...bottle you up somewhere for your own safety!(PS...are you SMOOTH or CRUNCHY? Personally, I like CRUNCHY!)  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-13-2001 05:46 AM
If i was crunchy, i would give everyone severe wind, but i'm actually smooth, i slip down nice and slowly!  |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 03-13-2001 03:05 PM
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Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 03-14-2001 01:00 AM
I sometimes think I'm a SMOOTH talker.  ------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-14-2001 04:23 AM
Go on then, lets here you!  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-14-2001 04:52 AM
Everyone "buttering" everyone else up!  I tell you what...if this thread was any "Greasier"...it would be a musical! hehehe...[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-14-2001).] |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-14-2001 04:59 AM
Not that YOU ever do anything like that, hey Lotty!!  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 03-14-2001 08:28 AM
cough./me knows how to charm the ladies.coughbloody cough cough, cough, cough, cough, cough ------------------ This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others (: io |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-14-2001 08:49 AM
I know how to charm the ladies....unfortunately I need a basket and a flute.  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-14-2001 01:50 PM
Ten bucks and they usually dance at my table. Unfortunately you can't touch the girls. |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-15-2001 05:20 AM
Rj, I am surprised at you!!  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 03-16-2001 08:02 AM
shouldn't be surprised Mags , after all he is a male  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-16-2001 09:03 AM
Hmmmmm, come to think of it Gypsy your right!!  No offence Rj!  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-16-2001 12:51 PM
Duh, what?  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 12:44 PM
*AHEM* Please refer to topic "Your perverted mission, should you choose to accept it!" for the answer to all these world-startling questions and accusations!  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-20-2001 02:38 PM
You're the one getting me all the skin pics! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 03:15 PM
You're the one WANTING them!  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-20-2001 05:41 PM
It's like Gypsy and Magpye said, I'm just a man. What, you expect more from me? I can't just get my jollies from lithology, you know.  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 03-22-2001 06:08 AM
But i'm sure there's more to you than just that Rj.  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-22-2001 09:22 AM
Yeah, this is all pretty much a joke. You couldn't drag me into a strip club. |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 03-22-2001 09:30 AM
Oh, no?  *Lassos RJ and drags him into the nearest strip club* ------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-22-2001 11:43 AM
My eyes! My eyes!!! Why do you do this to me? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-22-2001 01:24 PM
I don't see the fascination with strip clubs. The chairs are unclean for various reasons, the girls are all fake and tanned to the point of looking like glorified zombies, and every so often the bouncers come around, not bothering to pull their Medium-Sized t-shirts over their XXL bellies and mullets.*shudder* Besides, I prefer pale skin.  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-23-2001 10:14 AM
Come to Canada. Our girls are comoflaged for snow. |