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Topic: Silentness...
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 05:14 AM
   
with 808 registerd users how can it be so quiet in here? ...unless lotus is all of them? |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 07:53 AM
You caught me, I'm Lotus. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 07:56 AM
...and actually Im you Carwash------------------
The world is a big place, So how the hell can you be in my way? |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 10:16 AM
who am i then? |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 11:21 AM
Where are we? Cambodia? Jonestown? |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 02:03 PM
Unfortunately, there's no answer as a tumbleweed rolls by |
Colonel Jupiter
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 04:08 PM
Actually, I have a little theory on tumbleweeds.
When you're just sitting around, it's a little boring, someone tells a bad joke which doesnt get any real response other then the half hearted "ha ha", take this idea. Hire a midget, dress him up in a tumbleweed suit, and get him to commando roll on by whenever the occasion calls for it. Roll, midget, roll. Weeeee! Weeeee! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-05-2001 05:49 PM
Silentness is...helping a friend shift house (which is where you just happen to be staying until you fly overseas) and having the phone company stuff up big time and disconnect one house TOO early and put the other house's line on too LATE!  And yes...sprung...I am everyone on these boards...including YOU! 
(Including the tumbleweed!) [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-05-2001).] |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-05-2001 08:09 PM
ur me aswell? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-05-2001 10:13 PM
Actually, we're all you, Carwash. Just at different points in the timestream and holographically altered to look different so everyone can tell everyone apart.Except Laz, she's a robot created to 'get your goat on a professional level.' 
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-06-2001 08:02 AM
ROFLMAO @ Nicky!
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"she's a robot created to 'get your goat on a professional level
Speaking of which...come back LAZ...WE MISS YOU! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-06-2001).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2001 08:43 AM
And yes...sprung...I am everyone on these boards...including YOU!so youre trying to say that theres a little bit of the devil in all of us and that this board is hell on earth? COOL I can live with that!!! ------------------
The world is a big place, So how the hell can you be in my way? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-06-2001 09:22 AM
Damnit 007...you are getting too clever for you own good. Sorry, you can't live with that...I'm gonna have to kill you for it! |
Evil Dr Laz
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-06-2001 01:38 PM
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2001 02:05 PM
so...wot ur tryin to say is...we're all talkin to ourselves? |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2001 02:06 PM
oh and Grrrrr...Evil Dr Laz |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-06-2001 03:30 PM
O-kaaaaay...consider me officially freaked out now! Evil Dr Laz...what fiendish plans do you have for your bot? |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2001 07:03 PM
I am You and You are me and He is She and We are all together
See how they run like monkeys from a gun
See how they runI'm 
I am the precorpse
You are the Carwash WE ARE THE LOTUS GJOOB GJOOB GJOOBGJOOBGJOOB Is that Stainless Steel? [This message has been edited by precorpse (edited 01-07-2001).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 01-07-2001 07:16 AM
Telstra is totally useless , remember they did the same thing to me last time I moved Lotus ------------------
Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-07-2001 08:35 AM
It wasn't Telstra...it was One Tel, Gypsy...but yes, I DO remember the problems you had. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-07-2001 08:37 AM
pre...nice singing voice you have there, mate! Do you wake the dead with that voice? [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-07-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-07-2001 10:32 AM
Whew! For a minute there, I thought it was 'Evil Dr. Lez' and we were all getting kinky.
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Evil Dr Laz
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-07-2001 12:16 PM
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precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-07-2001 12:18 PM
The dead don't sleep.  |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-07-2001 04:06 PM
OMG! She's naked!oh well... ------------------
Pobodies Nerfect |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-07-2001 11:08 PM
To answer the original question, I think that one of the Zookeepers has been abusing the monkeys. I hear the high-pitched screams of rectally damaged monkeys flying all through cyber-space. Strip search the Zookeepers and you will find one with monkeyshit in their underwear. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-07-2001 11:16 PM
You all thought I was gonna say Tostito, didn't you? Well, no. Let's accuse those who have not been around.......like MOSRITE!!Okay, maybe not. Maybe it's not a zookeeper...maybe it's....A MONKEY. |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-11-2001 03:03 PM
i blame it on the diapers |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 03:08 PM
no, actually Zbu is right. I spend my nites sitting in front of the computer regiserting fake names on the boards to make rocket think that people are actually looking at this thing. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 11:59 PM
I'm really one of those Terry Gilliam animations from Monty Python. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-12-2001 11:42 AM
I'm not even Canadian. Oh, who am I kidding, you can't just remove a stigma like that so easily. |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 01-12-2001 12:58 PM
Yeah, I'm actually one of those characters from Dragonball Z.*Transforms into a Super Saiyan and performs the Kamehameha Wave attack* |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-12-2001 06:33 PM
LD...WHA?[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-12-2001).] |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 01-13-2001 12:48 AM
There's more info than I actually know. Here's the Web site:
www.dragonballz.com It does brief descriptions and what-not of the characters, the sagas that aired, and so on. However, since I got the cable modem, I haven't been able to get beyond the opening page.  I'll explain what I can of my last post anyway: Kamehameha Wave - an attack by one of the main protagonists in the series. It's a large fireball that can do massive damage according to how powerful the one throwing the projectile is. The name "Kamehameha" means "desperation attack". Transforming into a Super Saiyan - Some of the main characters are of this warrior race, known as Saiyans. One of their main aspirations is to reach the level of Super Saiyan. It's because as far as their history goes, nothing can stand in the way of a Super Saiyan. The change from Saiyan to Super Saiyan is something radical. The hair changes to a golden color and flares out in all directions, the eyes change color from whatever their eye color was at first to blue, the muscles swell up, and a golden aura surrounds a Super Saiyan. A Super Saiyan is extremely fast and powerful to the point that they're almost invincible. So, in a nutshell, all I supposedly did was change into a super powerful warrior and throw a large fireball. Ah, who am I kidding? My mind's been messed up since the night of January 8.  [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 01-13-2001).] |
Roz_27
Monkey
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posted 01-14-2001 06:45 AM
And I thought my 12 year old brother was the only one who watched that |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-14-2001 06:51 AM
Washie...diapers can be the real dickens!
Roz...some brothers never grow up! (Nor some sisters...I still have a liking for certain animated shows myself!)
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Carwash
Monkey
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posted 01-14-2001 08:03 AM
Yeah, but lotus...The simpsons is aimed at Adults ...well i sure hope so cos it rocks! |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 01-14-2001 01:12 PM
I might also add - I didn't really like Dragonball Z at first. I called it Dragonball Snooze.But then, I watched a couple of episodes, and as they say, the rest is history. |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 01-14-2001 01:40 PM
Well, South Park was obviously aimed for the immature, mature age group ! |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 01-15-2001 09:00 AM
LD being interrogated by Inspector Gypsy
"So tell us sir what happened on the night of January 8th?" speak up , we can't hear you .------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
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