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Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-27-2000 07:26 AM CONFUCIUS SAY... "Man who run in front of car get tired" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" "Man with one chopstick go hungry." "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails." "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement" "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs." "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 07-27-2000 07:37 AM Hee-hee! Here's one to add: "Woman who lay on grass, give piece on Earth."
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-27-2000 07:42 AM And a couple more... "Woman with skirt UP run faster than man with pants DOWN!" or "Duck who fly upside-down heading for quack-up!"
Rockjock Monkey	posted 07-27-2000 10:05 AM "Sentence like pregnancy scare--it end with period!" "If teacher give quiz and call 'quiziical,' what he call test?" "Weatherman who fart tracking jet stream."
Lord Destroyer Monkey	posted 07-28-2000 12:58 AM I have a few. "Schoolboy who mess with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed." "He who fly airplane upside down have nasty crack up." "House without toilet is uncanny." "Man stuck in pantry has ass in jam." "He who stick face in punch bowl get punch in nose." [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 07-29-2000).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-31-2000 04:07 AM ROFLMAO @ Rockjock & LD's* contributions!* Anyone got any more??? ------------------ Lotus666... On the loose, in London... LOOKOUT!
PixieChic Monkey	posted 07-31-2000 04:41 AM Confucious say: Ok for shit to happen...will decompose. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand. Woman who spend too much time on bedspring may have offspring. Do not drink and park...accidents cause people. That's all I can think of right now. [This message has been edited by PixieChic (edited 07-31-2000).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-31-2000 04:57 AM Thanks, PixieChic...encouragement like this I need! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 07-31-2000).]

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