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Topic: Oldman Rocket's Shack...
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 11:20 AM
  
40 degree Aussie sun goes down...full moon, golden and fresh comes up...Everyone pounds on the door of Oldman Rocket's shack...BEGGING to be let in!  (Must be the rumours of all that MOONSHINE"!) hahaha...  Ashlyn (applauds loudly!) SPEECH! ------------------
Lotus666...Working Class Girl...Climbing the Corporate Ladder AT LAST! 
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Ashlyn
Monkey
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posted 01-21-2000 11:53 AM
clears throatAs we stand here outside of this old shack, waiting for the Oldman to let us in, we recall a day of joy. A day not soon to be forgotten. A day of skinnydipping in the WWYK boards. Although the sky is now pitch black except for the moon overhead we can still feel the happy sun shine upon us. Of course we are all soaked and freezing, but we are all so happy that we could care less.
BBBBRrrrr. Anyway, tomorrow the sun will rise again, and the temperatures will increase, and someone will be eating a pudding cup while tripping (WHICH TRIPPING I HAVE NO IDEA!!!) so don't think about todays deeds, wishing that they were tomorrows because they are. THANKYOU vote for me [This message has been edited by Ashlyn (edited 01-21-2000).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 12:08 PM
Loveshack, baby, Loveshack.....TIN ROOF, RUSTED! ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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Oldman Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 01-21-2000 12:40 PM
Jeezum Crow!!!
What are you kids doing out there? Ben and I *gestures to a large bear sitting corner* don't git that many guess. I don't know much about that there moonshine or that fancy elction yur talking about. I do know this, I gots the best bathtub gin in the county. So help yur self.
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 02:52 PM
WICKED!*takes a swig* GODDAMN! Now that is premium shit!!! And my mucus is gone! Any more takers? Pez, Ashlyn? ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 01-21-2000 02:58 PM
No thanks Nick. I'll stick to my Pepsi. *holds up her 24 oz bottle of it* Thanks for the offer though.claps at Ashlyn's speech I never knew my sister was so poetic. I knew she was a tad crazy....but this never passed my thoughts. ------------------
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 
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Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 05:29 PM
I'll have a bit of that gin, if you don't mind.takes a swallow...begins to cough, sputter and scream... I said GAWD DAMN!!!!! That is some mighty potent stuff!! takes another swallow... |
Ashlyn
Monkey
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posted 01-21-2000 07:36 PM
Chugs down half a bottle of scotch.Let the partay begin!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 11:27 PM
Weeeeeeee-ell, DAWGY...this is slicker than deer guts on a door handle Oldman Rocket, you sly ole' fox, you!!! Everyone knows the ole' saying... quote:
"Give her GIN to make her SIN!"
*Giggle* Lemme at that bathtub, party people! *Gasps at the first guzzle...then dives right in!* Yep...*hic*...thatsh the GOOODS tuff arright...why ish there 2 of you, Rocket? *hic* (Starts dancing the "Rock Lobster" with Nicky!) ------------------
Lotus666...Working Class Girl...Climbing the Corporate Ladder AT LAST!
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 11:43 PM
Hey, Lotus! Let's 'rock lobster' in my Chrysler! IT'S AS BIG AS A WHALE!AND IT'S ABOUT TO SET SAIL!!!! ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-22-2000 12:35 AM
It's a bit crowded in here...there are about 20 people...and they are all carrying jukebox money!!! LOL Hey, Oldman Rocket...you got a jukebox in that ole shack of yours? *Does the Rock Lobster with Nicky in the Chrysler!* ------------------
Lotus666...Working Class Girl...Climbing the Corporate Ladder AT LAST!
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-22-2000 05:25 AM
out of breath...Hey, I just got back from the Planet Claire, and someone said there was some primo-gin here. Any left? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-22-2000 09:34 AM
*Makes room at the bathtub for FJ to have a slurp or ten of gin!* ------------------
Lotus666...Working Class Girl...Climbing the Corporate Ladder AT LAST!
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Roz_27
Monkey
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posted 01-23-2000 03:01 PM
I'll stick to Vodka then, seeing as the gin is being..er.. affected by the lighting. |
exile_11
Monkey
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posted 01-23-2000 08:36 PM
Exile arrives late (after treking through the woods for hours). Finds the party still in full swing."Hey, who's mixing up the shooters?....make mine a B52."  Lame, I know, but it was just sitting there for someone to pull it out.
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-23-2000 10:20 PM
Gin pissed? Aw, man.....*Opens up Chrysler trunk and pulls out a few bottle of JD!* PARTY!!! And vote for me. ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-24-2000 06:40 AM
Say what you will, but gin and urine is one of my favorite drinks. Especially gin and goat pee. |
BJDOOD
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-24-2000 08:46 AM
well fat J!!! i think that gin mixed with any piss is good!!! Rocket fuel goes off
What about you dear young mother? (lotus) what u reckon?????
dunno about goats pee though....hhhmmmmmmm
but hey! if you would like a drink net-mumma-o-mine....gimme a hollar and i will get you a drink of something have fun all! and hi all.....it's good to be back agian |
Oldman Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 01-24-2000 08:52 AM
Now you kids can play your music, as long as you don't play any of that noisy rock and roll. Does any one like Lawernce Welch any more?? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-24-2000 04:13 PM
We got Lawrence Welk right here! Or rather, his severed head. It's in the Chrysler, in the brown bowling bag.Wanna see? ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-24-2000 04:37 PM
raises handI do! I do! If I'm gonna pay you that bounty money...I need proof! |
Ashlyn
Monkey
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posted 01-24-2000 07:30 PM
Nick, for curiousity's sake, what did you do with the rest of the body?? What could we do with someone's decapitated head? All the possibilities!!!!
VOTE FOR ME! I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE AND NO THAT WASN'T A THREAT!
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-25-2000 06:43 AM
Sets up a volley ball net in the yard. Bring on the head of Lawrence Welk! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-25-2000 11:44 AM
Actually, the head is the only thing left. The body was eaten and thrown up by a bear.*pulls out the head* This is the head, now let us play Volleyball! ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-25-2000 12:10 PM
Alas i remember the last backyard outing we had, i arrived in the General Lee, and everyone* was wearing Daisy Dukes..or at least thats how I remember...
*when I say everyone what i really meant was every young lady, not any guys, now get your head out of the gutter...
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"All Creative People Procrastinate..."
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Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-25-2000 01:24 PM
No, playing volleyball with a severed head is never a good idea! Examples: * You're going for the spike and *mush*...your hand splatters one of the eyeballs and gets stuck to the sticky, gelatinous matter. Awwwwwww, point lost! Or, how about this unfortunate scenario... * The head is coming straight for you, you put your hands up to push it over the net, and your fingers go right up his nose! In your attempt to remove the head, now impaled on your hand, you give your arm a violent shake which sends the head flying into your teammate's testicles. Not only has the point been lost, your friend must now content himself to play female parts at the local theatre. Not pretty! But, I have a better idea! We could use the head for soccer practice! That's how some pranksters on my college soccer team used the head they stole from the morgue. Imagine, if you will, you're sitting there, watching the soccer warmup before a big game, and some guy comes by kicking your recently departed grandpa's head! Talk about traumatic. But wouldn't it be a hoot! [This message has been edited by Britt (edited 01-25-2000).] |
Ashlyn
Monkey
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posted 01-25-2000 06:04 PM
I've got an idea! We should put it on a fishing rod and lower it next to people waiting for the bus. One minute they're reading the paper and then AAAAAGH! DECAPITATED HEAD! |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-26-2000 07:07 AM
Breaks out the industrial strength badminton raquets. Well, I don't want to have put up that net for nuthin'... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-26-2000 07:21 AM
*Puts on her "Daisy Dukes", and threads flowers through her hair!* I think we should all play "Scoop" ball with that old head...hehehe...that way...any "Brain Goop" won't get directly on our hands!!! Hey, Oldman Rocket...got any "MODERN" music we can listen to? *Giggle* ------------------
Lotus666...starring as Fiona Flambe`...burning down a local cinema near you!
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Oldman Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 01-26-2000 08:58 AM
Do you kids like "the Weezer" anymore. That Rivers Cuomo he is really wack case. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-26-2000 09:19 AM
Hey, whatever did happen to Weezer? After Matt Sharp left, I haven't heard a thing... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-27-2000 07:38 AM
*Pulls the "Mean Net Mumma" trick on poor lil BJ...and says aren't you too young to be drinking???* hehehe...joking, BJ!!! Nice to see your round the boards, sweetie...been a LOOOONG (!) while! A drink? YES PLEASE BJ...let's get sloshed to celebrate my new job, hey? CHEERS!!! ------------------
Lotus666...starring as Fiona Flambe`...burning down a local cinema near you!
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BJDOOD
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-27-2000 07:48 AM
too damn young mother??? i'll have you know that legally i can drink here >:p
Ok so its time to get sloshed in celebration and dedication to your new job net mumma???
well i already asked you what you wanted ))
let me know and i will b behing the bar in a jiffy
lotsa love!!
.....me |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-27-2000 08:27 AM
Yo there, Net Son BJ...
1 Double Black Russian, please...and make it quick!!! Thanks, sweetie!!! *giggle* By the way...if I am a working "Net Mumma", does THAT make you a "Latch Key Net Kid"? hehehe... |
Ben the Bear
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-27-2000 10:53 AM
*mauls everyone at the party* |
Oldman Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 01-27-2000 10:56 AM
Ben!!!
What in sam hill made you do that!?! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-27-2000 11:45 AM
Ben's gone rabid! Quick, run for the hills! Grab some guns! And for God's sakes, give Ashlyn her pants back!!!!! ------------------
The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.
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Ashlyn
Monkey
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posted 01-28-2000 03:51 PM
Speaking of pants, where did they go? I thought they were on my keychain so I wouldn't loose them. Maybe Ben ate them. Does everyone have this problem, I mean don't you hate it when you loose your pants? |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 01-28-2000 07:20 PM
Sorry Ashlyn, can't say I know that problem.
tosses her some pantslooks at Ben Aww....a cute Teddy Bear. goes up to him and gives him a big hug |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-28-2000 08:34 PM
*Tosses Ben the Bear a large, tasty, juicy salmon laced with "EZ-Doze" sleeping pills...and sings him a bear lullaby!!!* ------------------
Lotus666...starring as Fiona Flambe`...burning down a local cinema near you!
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