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Topic: Come on Toss you geeky little fucker, turn my words around, i don't give a fuck.
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Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 09:13 AM
  
Howdy Toss.
Seeing as I know you or one of you're dick licking lackies will see this imediately...
Listen up.I still live in Australia.
I can have some hard pipe hitting mutha fuckers fuck you're face up five ways from Sunday
I have a picture of you.
Who the fuck are you anyway?
Answer me this. If you lived over in America would you be one of those trenchcoat mafia fagets that shoot up the school when they don't have freinds. Start some shit with me. Hide behind you're internet freinds. Truth of it is, Fuck-face, if I ever ran into you, I would beat you so badly, the only way you could eat you're mum's cooking is through a straw. By the way you're Mum's cooking is shit cause I ate it last night after fucking her. Bring the pain. There is an old saying and it goes.... What goes around comes around. Think about it. P.S: I really would stay away from Macca's if I were you. Funny how all the thugs hang round there, hey? ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 09:40 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Munky:
I have a picture of you.
Who the fuck are you anyway?
You're not looking closely enough, clearly. |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 09:49 AM
Only a picture Newman. I don't know his real name. Plus it's a retorical question. Nice to meet you by the way. I am not normaly here because I am feeding the masses with fishes and loaves, walking on water, donating limbs to criples and uncripling leppers. That sort of stuff.I aim to please. Book me for a kids party and I will be resurected on the second party for free!!!!!! bye. ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 09:56 AM
and your mom accuses me of having agro?...I think she should look no further then her own home; Fuck Face.------------------
Play like a superstar
Party like a rock star
Hammer like a porn star |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 09:58 AM
Howdy tosspault.Nice to see you. ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2002 10:06 AM
Munky my friend, I would eat your fucking liver. You're a joke, in so many more ways than you're trying to be. |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:09 AM
how tall are you, Toss?------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Tostito
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posted 03-20-2002 10:12 AM
6'4" as it happens.Regardless, I am laughing that you equate height with the ability to kick the shit out of Lotus spawn. Kind of shows your lack of experience and how blindingly stupid you are in regards to a topic you brought up. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2002 10:13 AM
I think it's fairly obvious that Zbu stole Munky's password.  [This message has been edited by FatJohnny (edited 03-20-2002).] |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:18 AM
I only post here because, I am, as you say, "Spawn of Lotus". And it shows in my writing. Saying Lotus Suck Dick must of taken you all of 1 and a half minutes to think up. I am sure you had a crew working round the clock on that one. But apart from that, roll out the witty trademark repitior,
Richard Dean Anderson. Touche.------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:27 AM
quote:
Originally posted by FatJohnny:
I think it's fairly obvious that Zbu stole Munky's password.
Pretty obvious to me too ------------------
Play like a superstar
Party like a rock star
Hammer like a porn star |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:32 AM
Pretty soon I'm going to have to get someone to do me a list of who hates who and who likes who round here. I've been here months and I still feel like I'm missing the joke or something. |
FatJohnny
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posted 03-20-2002 10:34 AM
Well, who hates who is usually determined by the dartboard system. Only no one knows who has the dartboard. |
Tostito
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posted 03-20-2002 10:34 AM
Other than the fact your mother is an egomaniacal phony cunt, I don't have a problem with her. Don't get your knickers in a twist, little guy. I mean I understand that you'd look up to someone like me, on account of how I'm better than you are. But the lurking thing is depressing, not to mention the fact you seem to think inane links to things I like or do are somehow witty. |
Tostito
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posted 03-20-2002 10:38 AM
Mostly Slacker is holding the dart board, which is made redundant by him sleeping backstage nine times out of ten. So general mayhem ensues quite frequently. I swear the testicle punctures are accidents, I suck at darts. |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:43 AM
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHT.Don't you mean look down on you 6ft 8" mate.
I just get sick of mum whinging all the time. She can't hack it. I can. Fuck the age diference, you're a year older than me, we should be talking about getting drunk as fucks and finding bitches to bob up and down on. You get where I am coming from? ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2002 10:58 AM
We shouldn't be talking period, seeings how you're annoying and boring and the only reason you were first accepted was because your mother was here. In fact I seem to recall none of your posts being answered much even when you were here the first time. You just got some polite pats on the head. I think people liked your little brother more than you, which is just plain funny.I get enough pussy/beer and pussy/beer-conversation in real life. I come on WWYK to talk to the few interesting people left. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 11:11 AM
Hey, thanks Tostito.
I feel the same too. |
manic_224
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posted 03-20-2002 11:23 AM
Am I the only one laughing at the complete irony of this thread? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2002 11:24 AM
Right there with you sweet cheeks |
manic_224
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posted 03-20-2002 05:31 PM
I'm sorry but this thread is stupid and the word 'stupid' there is a staggering understatement. Munky, why did you start this thread? It's imature and ridiculous and I've yet to see a point. I have a few things to point out. They are merely observations (I don't want any crappy weightless arguement about me being one of Tostito's 'dick licking lackies' or any of that shit as I tend to stay fairly unbias on these boards and Tostito has not brainwashed me in any way, I am quite capable of independant thought...) 1. You say you live in Australia and could gather a crew to beat Tostito up badly yet you point out the small fact that you have no idea who he is, where he lives and the only thing you have to go by is one black and white photograph which doesn't really look that much like him from other pictures I've seen to be perfectly honest with you. 2. You ask his height. I fail to see a reason for that. 3. You are saying you are sticking up for your mother yet Tostito is a year older than you, making you 17. I'm sure your mother can stick up for herself, I'm assuming she's a big girl from the pictures I've seen. 4. "By the way you're Mum's cooking is shit cause I ate it last night after fucking her." What? If you're trying to create a good arguement and are trying to 'beat' Tostito here dont' you think you could come up with something better than a 'yo momma' insult? There is no use for ghetto talk, it's stupid and immature as is this entire thread, and your entire arguement to boot. 5. "Saying Lotus Suck Dick must of taken you all of 1 and a half minutes to think up. I am sure you had a crew working round the clock on that one." I think the whole point of that was because it was stupid. I hardly think Tostito is claiming that is the wittiest thing ever, nor the most intelligent form of humour. It was a quick jibe, it's the internet. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. That is a point that I think some people forget while they're on WWYK or anywhere on the internet, most of the people are 'characters' here. Wise the fuck up ok?
I don't fuel the arguements between Lotus and Tostito but if you're going to attack Tostito for not using good enough jokes against her, then I'm sorry, I'm missing your point. 6. "you're a year older than me, we should be talking about getting drunk as fucks and finding bitches to bob up and down on. You get where I am coming from?" I'm a year older than you too, what should I be talking about? We come to WWYK for a laugh, and to talk to people we have common interests with. If you want immature chit chat about fucking and drinking, go out with your friends, or watch Channel X.
You have no point in posting this. I'm not about to get mixed up in this, I merely wanted to emphasise the fact that this is petty. I don't wish to get involved in this further than this post and I suggest you take the example and keep out of it too because by your atagonising Tostito, don't you think you'd be fuelling the arguement between him and Lotus while spreading it on to you too?
Drop it ok? [This message has been edited by manic_224 (edited 03-20-2002).] |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 06:15 PM
Why not just start with me?  I'm sure I could swing a few lines for you to contemplate and respond to. Here's one for example "You suck!"
There that otta keep ya occupied for a few hours. What, you didn't hear me, o.k. I'll say it again just for you Spunky "You suck!"LoL
Does this mean that I'm in the middle of this now,perhaps in danger of being stalked or ruthlessly hunted down? Kewl, me an da hoods we be waiten fo ya?LoL
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djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 06:17 PM
Who is this munky character? |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 08:42 PM
First of all.
Manic....
I am sure you are not Toss's pawn in this twisted game of chess. You are just poking holes in my statements. That is just peachy.
The thing is, why don't you post a new topic stating how fucking pointless this whole "Captains Table" discussion room really is? You want lame and imature, take a good look at some of the shit Toss rambles on about. If Jesus stood in front of Toss, he would still think he is the flaming hot shit. Where did you come from any way?
What ever happened to the Captain? I am very sorry I am not ussualy this atentive to the boards. I DO go out with my freinds and funnily enough, I do watch the X Chanell.
I am also studying at TAFE to be a chef.
That takes up pretty much all of my time.
The little time I do have, I write these ramblings when I am half asleep and shitty at the world, I write today with a clear head. I have a day off today. I am sure you are a very capable woman, just back off the asumption trip. Like you said. Not real life. Like I said. Not real life. The 1 year age difference obviously provides you and Tostito with an ample amount of maturity.By the way Dj Gaming, I have been with the boards since they started, I just change aliases. You play fair Dj. Keep on keeping it real.
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Munky I'm not ducking fead |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2002 10:21 PM
What was your old alias if you don't mind my asking?I'm the newbie who's still here. A thorn by some,a vent for others and forever curious |
Ceramic Weasel
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 12:24 AM
Oh boy, how did i miss this one?You know Munky, if you really want to beat up Tostito that bad, I could tell you where he lives. Of course, i don't really like your chances, 6'8" or not. ------------------
Pop! Goes the weasel. |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 12:48 AM
Dj Gaming, Mr Hat was my old alias.
And thank you Ceramic Weasel for that, I am slightly interested in where he lives, even if my chances of beating him down are'nt good. Is he a bit of a tough Gunct, is he?
Oh well. Check ya By the way, long time no see CW. ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Captain Grant
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posted 03-21-2002 12:49 AM
So, Munky, let's get this all straight! Your time and entire life consists of;1. Going to TAFE. Or, "The University of Mediocrity" as I like to call it. An admirable pursuit... FOR A LOSER! 2. Hanging around McDonald's. Well, you ARE learning to be a chef, so I guess maybe this is like homework or something? Yeah, then someday you'll get your own restaurant to hang around and look like a scabby deadbeat in front of! Sick, bro! 3. Being in a pipe-wielding gang. Quite simply, you represent one of the few truly negative things about Australia. Negative in an embarrassing sort of way, not in a cool "fuck the system, I listen to Korn and talk about my mother on message boards" sort of way. I see pussies like you on the street and laugh while I light cigars with fifty dollar bills and wipe my arse with scented triple-ply toilet paper. 4. Fucking. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll bet you do it a whole lot less than most of us and with chicks of a much lower calibre. I'm talking the sort of chicks Zbu fucks, here. 5. Participating in a message board (geeky) where you act like a badass (geekier) that you share with your fucking MOTHER (geekiest). Sweet fucking Jesus, champ! what sick shit did Lotus DO to you during the formative years of your life?! I closing, I would like to say this. Although I could conceive of there being human beings out there who rival Munky's dizzyingly high state of being a loser, I have honestly not met one that even comes close. And just something to keep in mind for when we meet in a few years time, Munky... Say, Champ, when you've finished pumping gas into my BMW, could you wipe the cap with a moist towel? Thanks, Champ. Here's a dollar. What's that, Champ? No, the supermodel in the passenger seat doesn't want to bob up and down on you. No, the ones in the backseat don't, either. Yes, the blondes ARE twins. What? I don't know, I guess they LIKE wearing bikinis made of MONEY. Alright girls, be patient, we'll go back to my exclusive beachhouse after the pleb has finished performing his menial duty. Huh? No, Champ, I was talking about a different pleb. Ata boy. In fact, here's TWO dollars. No, you've earned it. |
Tostito
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posted 03-21-2002 05:10 AM
Seeing Grant in form brings a tear to the eye.The address part of the conversation leaves me vaguely uncomfortable, I must admit, but I can't imagine I would have trouble dealing with Munky or his various pipes. I'll keep a look out for a bunch of guys with shifting embarrassed eyes and a sea of Adidas on my front lawn from this point on. Aside from which, anyone who was enough of a freak to track someone down they didn't like over the internet pretty much deserves to have their face busted in a bunch of interesting ways. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 05:33 AM
In all seriousness,can we please leave Lotus out of this? |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 05:35 AM
It is extraordinary that having someone actively chase up your address on the internet can make you so uncomfortable, even though that person wouldn't normally scare your kitten.Recently, I had to close down my online journal, as did my fiancee, because two people took it upon themselves to just simply make our lives miserable. Much to my eternal annoyance, they succeeded. I really wish I was one of those people that can just ignore threats but I can't be. It all started after I told one of them to fuck off after she continually harassed me about something I had written, and for some reason had turned abusive on my friends. As a result, her other half turned up making all kinds of threats which, frankly, weren't scary in the slightest. That was until he started talking about knowing my address. That unnerved me - I live with my family, and that includes two younger brothers. Then they decided to turn on my fiancee. They mocked her sexuality. They mocked the illness she's had for six years. And I was told in no uncertain terms that if I fought back that they would come looking for me. This is why I take an instant dislike to people like you, Munky. Your stalking of Tostito reminds me so much of what happened to me and my fiancee. I don't know what your history is with him, or what his history is with your mum. And I know that Tostito will probably handle it a lot better than I did. But I can assure you that you have marked yourself out as something of a sicko, really. Like Manic said, let it go. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2002 05:39 AM
I gotta tell you, I'm assuming he's making a bad joke rather than actually stalking me, kind of just playing along at this point with the big talk. The beauty of it is, though, that if he were 100% creepy and thereby serious, it'd actually be funnier rather than dangerous. I would love to break things on Munky. |
Ceramic Weasel
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 06:19 AM
Everyone who wants to beat me up knows where i live. They're all scared of the hairy Italian guy that lives downstairs though.------------------
Pop! Goes the weasel. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2002 06:25 AM
Speaking of hairy people who share your residence, I'd like to add that if Munky were retarded enough to be serious about tracking me down in real life, we should make plans on an alternate meeting ground. Given my dad is an ex hardcore who doesn't get any physical satisfaction since he settled down and got a family twenty or so years ago. I've never met anyone my dad couldn't completely murder. I realise this conversation just got very sixth grade, but it's the truth in this case. My relatively boring pappa's only saving grace is that he could kill everything in a five miles radius. |
Captain Grant
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posted 03-21-2002 08:47 AM
You know, Newman, I wouldn't be surprised if that was Tostito and I to be honest. No hard feelings? |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 09:06 AM
First up Grant, thanks for flaming with some respect, but if you're so successful how come you still post here? Shameless self promoting playa. By the way, I mentioned Macdonalds because I heard Toss had got bashed there. And also Grant, what are you doing with you're life? Going to the John Holmes Academy of porn actors? Yes Tafe is mediocre but I am proud of what my "DUM" ass has acheived. I am not a stranger in pain. About three years ago I got beat down by about 15 people and wore the consequinces of what I did. But when I ran into this fagget next he did not have his "posse" with him so I chalenged him to a fight and I broke his nose. I am suprised that Toss would even consider bringing his father in. Is he a fellon? Did he really murder someone? Nigger please, I don't even know you! If you're going to start shit for real at least have the common sense to fight one on one. To Newman: I am very sorry to hear about what happened to you and you're wife. What happened to you sounds very wrong and twisted and the fabric of todays social standards are unraveling. I hope you or somebody else got the bastards that did this to you. I would never stalk anyway, this is just a post stating how much Toss gives me the shits. Although posting personal stuff like that on the boards is not recamended. People like Toss will note this doubly and will use it to his advantage on you if need to. I am not sugesting he would ever stoop that low, it's just that he is scraping the barrel to cut me up. To Toss:
Keep trying mutha facko. ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Munky
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 09:16 AM
By the way, through this whole ordeal have I mentioned I am only a 17 yr old nerd with cool freinds. That is why I act top of the shit pile even though Toss claims to claim that position. ------------------
Munky I'm not ducking fead |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2002 09:40 AM
I don't have any problem with posting what I did, Munky. I don't have a problem with Tostito, so why would I think twice about what I posted? As for you, Captain, no hard feelings. Except you're on the wrong side of the planet for you to have been the culprits! |
Tostito
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posted 03-21-2002 09:41 AM
Keep trying what, you silly freak? Go away. And when did I bring my dad into it, besides mentioning that you would loose body parts if you turned up at his house, which happens to be where I live. As for getting bashed, please. You don't know me. It's like some insane version of name-dropping gone awry. You're a boring and stupid guy. Humility doesn't change it, it just makes you a humble boring and stupid guy. |
Tostito
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posted 03-21-2002 09:47 AM
Maybe if I hated Newman's guts, I would make constant yet vague remarks about lesbian dead fiances. But I don't, so I think we're all safe.I don't remember using any priviledged information about anyone at any point. I just tolerated your mother for a while, then decided I couldn't be bothered anymore and gave her a few asthma attacks. So sue me, pussy. |
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