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Topic: There is no God
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-18-2001 02:13 PM
   
Course/Examination Mark/In-School-Assessment Mark/HSC Mark/Performance Band2 Ancient History 69/100 77/100 73 4 (Band text)
2 Business Studies 68/100 78/100 73 4 (Band text)
2 English (Advanced) 78/100 71/100 75 4 (Band text)
1 English Extension 1 39/50 33/50 36 E3 (Band text)
2 General Mathematics 73/100 70/100 72 4 (Band text)
2 Modern History 75/100 76/100 76 4 (Band text)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a fairly decent-to-average yet amazing set of results. All of the factors that acted as pre-cursor reasons for failure (ie. 70% attendance, never studying even one time throughout the whole year, not opening a book in class during the last month of school, getting three hours sleep every night before each of my final exams, completely making up every single quote) now just make this so damned funny. So many people work their balls off and get what I got, or 80 something, and I am such a karmic-escapee, I love me. It is great being a genius. No janitorial duties for this lad, boys and girls.
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-18-2001 04:28 PM
You're such a jammy bastard. That's it, I'm so not studying for my A-Levels. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-24-2001 12:51 PM
70% attendance?
fucking swot. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-24-2001 01:37 PM
Me and the principal used to play darts in his office while I missed classes. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-24-2001 01:41 PM
arse darts no doubt? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-24-2001 01:49 PM
No that was my old science teacher. He was a cutie. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-25-2001 10:20 AM
Why, there's a conversation stopper. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-25-2001 04:53 PM
Usually I can stop conversations without infering I'm a homosexual who fucked his science teacher, but it's christmas I'm pulling out all the stops. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-26-2001 02:51 AM
I think we now see why your marks are higher than they have any right to be.[This message has been edited by Withnail (edited 12-26-2001).] |
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