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Topic: My mother's new pride and joy...
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-10-2001 03:14 PM
   
After me, that is.Yes, my mother has a new pride and joy which quite frankly I'm quite scared of. You see, my mother mail ordered....a floor brush. Like out of a catalogue. Now, mail order is ok for some things that are hard to find in regular stores, but this ladies and gentlemen is a brush. A normal bursh. Stranger still, when the delivery woman arrived with her new found joy, she started trying it out in our kitchen. I'm scared. Does buying a brush through mail order go over the invisible, unspoken line? Is there a line? Does my mother scare anyone else beside me? Is this brush magic? Answers below... |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-10-2001 03:47 PM
Maybe the ad was all colourful and she couldn't resist. It is quite scary I suppose. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 12-10-2001 06:35 PM
I'm sure there had to be subliminal messages in the ad to have your mother under complete mind control like that. I suggest moving out now, before its to late. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-11-2001 07:31 AM
The brush doesn't vibrate, does it? |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 12-11-2001 08:48 AM
Be afraid, be vary afraid.She didn't get a floor comb with that? What side does your kitchen floor part on? Left, or right. Down the middle? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-11-2001 01:01 PM
There is actually nothing special about our new brush. It is very very ordinary. Too ordinary for something on mail order. I'm thinking it's her new broomstick, and she's really a witch.
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Case B
Monkey
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posted 12-11-2001 04:09 PM
Maybe she wants another child, because you just were too close to that whole "Spawn of Satan" archetype...
Has she tried nursing it and dressing it up in little dolly clothes yet?
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-11-2001 04:15 PM
No, it's a brush. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 12-11-2001 04:56 PM
So, it's not a comb.A floor brush is like a broom?
I can sweep the floor, but I've never brushed the floor. Well, I've brushed the floor with my foot once. I brush my teeth, but not with a floor brush.
I, sometimes, brush by people while walking. Hey! I'm going to brush the kitchen floor.
Naaaa. Just doesn't sound right. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-12-2001 06:09 AM
Are there any occult markings on this brush? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-12-2001 01:53 PM
It seems regular and without distinguishable markings but I really have tried to stay quite clear of this so called brush. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 12-12-2001 01:58 PM
Does she scream in undistinguishable chants while using the brush? or have a crazy look in her eyes? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-12-2001 02:02 PM
She always has a crazy look in her eyes... |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-12-2001 05:03 PM
Has she started rocking back and forward and telling it about the good times they will have, like I said she would? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-12-2001 05:04 PM
Frankly, I'm too scared to look. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-13-2001 06:30 AM
Before long, manic's mom and the brush will be frolicing through fields together. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 12-13-2001 09:33 AM
Maybe her and a whole bunch of others will start worshipping the brush, and be under some kind of mind control like those kids were in Children of the Corn. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-15-2001 01:02 PM
I'm staying well clear of it, I think it's giving me the evil eye... |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-15-2001 10:27 PM
Mini-mum |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-16-2001 11:35 AM
They're eeeeevil. |
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