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Topic: Hallowe'en
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manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-30-2001 01:44 PM
So today was my last day of this term and thanks to the existence of a ridiculous holiday where little kids run about in stupid costumes, knocking on strangers doors asking for sweets, I'm off school til next Wednesday. Just thought I'd rub it in for those of you who have to go to work or school, and for those of you who are doing important exams...So any plans for Halloween? |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-31-2001 05:56 AM
Unpack. We were in the process of moving during Beggar's Night, but we did have some trick-or-treaters. Including a very cute, very tiny unicorn. We debated shooting it, and selling it to Ripley's, but we gave it some candy instead. |
Captain Grant ZooKeeper
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posted 10-31-2001 07:55 AM
Yeah, I bet you gave it some sweet sweeeet candy, right Johnny? Fucking sick-o. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-31-2001 01:12 PM
Just giving a unicorn a little suga'. |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 10-31-2001 03:41 PM
A small child trick or treated me whilst I was on the way to work. I gave him a cigarette. Hopefully his parents wont let him out next year.f**k's sake why do I have to edit everything. [This message has been edited by Withnail (edited 10-31-2001).] |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-01-2001 06:01 AM
Yeah, I banged that little unicorn... on the head with a shoe. That's when I decided the shooting wasn't a good idea. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 11-01-2001 02:22 PM
I actually wanted to go to a fancy dress party so that I could wear my wings and be an angel cause my sister bought me some for Christmas last year and they've only been worn out once. I'd be such a good little angel... |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-02-2001 05:58 AM
Except for that whole "good will towards all" thing. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-02-2001 06:59 AM
I only have one more exam, and it is easy pie, and it isn't untill tuesday, so you can pack that into your little heavenly trumpet and smoke a bowl of Tostito-is-great for me. |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 11-02-2001 02:18 PM
My week off was last week |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 11-03-2001 09:16 AM
My week off starts on Monday but I've got three essays to do:-1) Can Film Noir only exist within a specific time frame? 2) Can Carry On and Bond films be regarded as specifically British? 3) "It isn't about Vietnam. It *is* Vietnam." Discuss Francis Ford Coppola's view of his film Apocalypse Now. I knew there was a reason I took three gap years. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 11-03-2001 09:57 AM
quote: Originally posted by FatJohnny: Except for that whole "good will towards all" thing.
Why? [This message has been edited by manic_224 (edited 11-03-2001).] |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-04-2001 08:59 AM
I am going to film school or doing a two week course and becoming a security guard. I think I would make a great security guard. |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 11-05-2001 06:47 AM
I'm looking for a job that requires doing nothing as well. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-05-2001 08:33 AM
I'll have you know that my brother in law is the most hard core security guard this side of Westfield, and before he moved up to big man half-cop status and got a cushy government job in a hospital, he had to do the rounds ONCE AND HOUR ON THE HOUR. That's like ten minute's work every hour. Other than that he and his security cronies ate porterhouse steaks from the penthouse freezer and watched movie matinees. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 11-05-2001 01:41 PM
I think you'd make a very, very good security guard then. That is, if the tv in your little security hut has the porn channel.[This message has been edited by manic_224 (edited 11-05-2001).] |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 11-06-2001 06:38 AM
Hmm, do you reckon they'd pick up the cable bill for watching porn on the job? |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-06-2001 11:55 AM
Well, no. But there are VCRs! |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 11-06-2001 01:16 PM
Well then, you're set. |