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Topic: Anything interesting happen?
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Donny Chimp with diapers
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posted 10-21-2001 06:49 PM
Been away for ages. The storyline in Buffy where Spike loves Buffy is dumb. Oh yeah she has a sister now who isn't her sister, but actually some kind of fog of wonder DUMB. Anyway work sucks and this beats it hands down.Bear and Rabbit dislike each other. One day, in the forest, They both happen across a frog who will grant them three wishes each. The bear wishes for all the other bears in the forest to be girls, the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear then wishes for all the bears in the next forest to be girls, the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. The Bear finally wishes that all the bears in the next forest after that are girls. The RABBIT gets on the bike, puts on the crash helmet and starts the engine. "I wish the Bear was gay" he says and then drives off. (Although the confusion caused by that mistake appealed far more to my sense of humour.) How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish. [This message has been edited by Donny (edited 10-22-2001).] |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 12:35 AM
huh? |
mosrite ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 02:00 AM
I know this doesn't happen a lot... but I'm confused. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 07:17 AM
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Kranz Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 01:07 PM
I think he meant the "Frog" to be the Rabbit. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 01:20 PM
Oh look, donny is back. 
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Captain Napalm Monkey
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posted 10-22-2001 06:21 PM
Wow Donny made a page outside Welcome land! In the hallowed halls of Tostito-ville too. I am impressed. Could i Recommend a website? Fantastic: It's called www.miuzik.com and it is rather good. Honest. I'm sure you'll feel much better knowing that Donny has absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever. This post serves purely as a plug to said website, feel free to react with the "sugary highs and dizzying lows" you want. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-22-2001 07:05 PM
Well, Donny, this is what has changed:ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE Enjoy. Now back to Boy George.  |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-23-2001 07:11 AM
Two, two, TWO returning retards in one thread! Or were they the same retard. I forget. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 10-23-2001 08:23 AM
Does it really matter? |
Kranz Monkey
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posted 10-23-2001 04:32 PM
Fuck-you fat ass! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-23-2001 07:31 PM
Hey, nobody speaks to that Panda like that! Prepare to die, rectal thermometer boy! |
Case B Monkey
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posted 10-23-2001 10:30 PM
Not to mention the fact that he probably wasn't referring to you...because that would make, in total, THREE. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-24-2001 06:00 AM
Case B nailed it like a drunk cheerleader on prom night. |
Kranz Monkey
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posted 10-24-2001 01:57 PM
Fuck you too Case of shit! |
Captain Napalm Monkey
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posted 10-24-2001 03:49 PM
I'm guessin that not one of you over caffienated maniacs have checked out WWW.MIUZIK.COM? Even though I asked nicely!for shame. You Should, it is good. Far better than my meagre advertising skills suggest. Are you suggesting that I am Donny? Urm, no. not guilty of that one. I am Captain Napalm and I am quite happy with just the one secret identity thanks. (ha ha becasue i am in fact a real superhero and.....never mind) Can i suggest a 'Krusty the Clown: realising that that gag was comedic suicide' smilie please?
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Case B Monkey
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posted 10-25-2001 04:27 AM
This thread is now devoted to Kranz, Napalm, and Donny.Although I don't think we should leave them unsupervised, as they will inevitably injure themselves. So, I nominate Jogger to the position of supervisor. |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 10-25-2001 05:18 AM
You must be trying to get me vaporized on sight by Tostitos.------------------ "Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |