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Donny
Chimp with diapers
posted 10-21-2001 06:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Donny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Been away for ages.
The storyline in Buffy where Spike loves Buffy is dumb. Oh yeah she has a sister now who isn't her sister, but actually some kind of fog of wonder DUMB.
Anyway work sucks and this beats it hands down.

Bear and Rabbit dislike each other.
One day, in the forest, They both happen across a frog who will grant them three wishes each.
The bear wishes for all the other bears in the forest to be girls,
the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
The bear then wishes for all the bears in the next forest to be girls,
the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
The Bear finally wishes that all the bears in the next forest after that are girls.
The RABBIT gets on the bike, puts on the crash helmet and starts the engine. "I wish the Bear was gay" he says and then drives off.
(Although the confusion caused by that mistake appealed far more to my sense of humour.)
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.

[This message has been edited by Donny (edited 10-22-2001).]

SLACKER
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 12:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
huh?

mosrite
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 02:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I know this doesn't happen a lot... but I'm confused.

FatJohnny
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posted 10-22-2001 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

Kranz
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kranz   Click Here to Email Kranz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think he meant the "Frog" to be the Rabbit.

manic_224
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posted 10-22-2001 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for manic_224   Click Here to Email manic_224     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh look, donny is back.

Captain Napalm
Monkey
posted 10-22-2001 06:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Captain Napalm     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wow Donny made a page outside Welcome land!
In the hallowed halls of Tostito-ville too.
I am impressed.
Could i Recommend a website?
Fantastic: It's called www.miuzik.com and it is rather good. Honest. I'm sure you'll feel much better knowing that Donny has absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever.
This post serves purely as a plug to said website, feel free to react with the "sugary highs and dizzying lows" you want.

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 10-22-2001 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, Donny, this is what has changed:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE

Enjoy. Now back to Boy George.

FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
posted 10-23-2001 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Two, two, TWO returning retards in one thread! Or were they the same retard. I forget.

catapault007
Monkey
posted 10-23-2001 08:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Does it really matter?

Kranz
Monkey
posted 10-23-2001 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kranz   Click Here to Email Kranz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Fuck-you fat ass!

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 10-23-2001 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, nobody speaks to that Panda like that! Prepare to die, rectal thermometer boy!

Case B
Monkey
posted 10-23-2001 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Not to mention the fact that he probably wasn't referring to you...because that would make, in total, THREE.

FatJohnny
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posted 10-24-2001 06:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Case B nailed it like a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

Kranz
Monkey
posted 10-24-2001 01:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kranz   Click Here to Email Kranz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Fuck you too Case of shit!

Captain Napalm
Monkey
posted 10-24-2001 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Captain Napalm     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm guessin that not one of you over caffienated maniacs have checked out WWW.MIUZIK.COM? Even though I asked nicely!for shame.
You Should, it is good. Far better than my meagre advertising skills suggest.
Are you suggesting that I am Donny?
Urm, no. not guilty of that one.
I am Captain Napalm and I am quite happy with just the one secret identity thanks. (ha ha becasue i am in fact a real superhero and.....never mind)
Can i suggest a 'Krusty the Clown: realising that that gag was comedic suicide' smilie please?

Case B
Monkey
posted 10-25-2001 04:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This thread is now devoted to Kranz, Napalm, and Donny.

Although I don't think we should leave them unsupervised, as they will inevitably injure themselves.

So, I nominate Jogger to the position of supervisor.

Jogger
Monkey
posted 10-25-2001 05:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You must be trying to get me vaporized on sight by Tostitos.

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