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Topic: lance
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mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 11:39 PM
   
I haven't read one lance post yet. should I start? Is it worth it? |
exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 03:48 AM
Nah! Over hyped. Almost as ubiquitous as the golden arches. The author is tossing 'em out like burgers. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 06:14 AM
Lance is the anti-hero for our generation. He is the embodiment of all of our insecurities, our fears, our hopes and our dreams. One man lost in a sea of confusion. Lance may be the greatest literary accomplishments ever. To miss out on Lance is not only inexcusable, but slap to the face of all that is right.Plus, it's funny. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 02:29 PM
I personally enjoy reading lance stories (even if tostito didn't write them all) and I would recommend that you at least read a few. They pass the time. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:12 AM
Lance is a boy genious who doesn't mind if the rest of the world thinks him a dullard.Well, okay, he minds. But in every installment one can always be assured he has found a new friend who will supply him with endless amounts of gummy candy and birch beer. And Lance truly is a reflection of the impositions of our societal standards. I mean, seriously, why are we forced to look down upon those who have casual conversations with the devil, play with trash and sleeping children, and delve into the dark secrets of ventriloquism? Is it not human? Does it make him so different from you or me? Look at yourself sometime. You may be quite surprised to find a part of Lance staring back at you.
Basically, missing out on Lance is like sleeping through a Kubrick movie, pre-Eyes Wide Shut.
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 04:38 PM
I don't like Kubrick but thankyou Case B for that small biography on lance. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 12:03 PM
What about Clockwork Orange, I know it's the staple verbal diarhea film for movie losers who want to be alternative, but sometimes cliches are cliches for a reason, it's one of the best movies ever. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 01:30 PM
C.O. is the only Kubrick movie that doesn't bore me to tears. Oh, and by the way, who did come up with Lance, anyways.? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 01:33 PM
I'll explain it to you sometime, right now I'm going to go watch astro boy. |
PixieChic
Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 05:19 AM
Excuses, excuses. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-30-2001 05:22 AM
Try not to let your jealousy of my astro boy tapes shine through, it's undignified. |
PixieChic
Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 06:40 AM
Since Tostito is too absorbed in his astro boy and what not, I decided to be an internet gumshoe. (And a drunken one at that.) The Lance stuff is by Randy Fairbanks, or "Uncle Randy" as he likes to be called, which is a little creepy. Maybe Tostito will enlighten us if there is a story behind the Lance "madness."Geez, that took all of three minutes to find. Do y'all "Yahoo??" |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-30-2001 01:52 PM
That would have required some kind of effort. I've got an image to live up to, y'know. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-30-2001 02:09 PM
Everyone writes Randy Fairbanks. S'the point. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-30-2001 08:53 PM
So that's who eh...Randy Fairbanks is a great writer. I even found illustrations. So...what's the bio on Fairbanks? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-01-2001 05:02 AM
Man you people are chumpy amatuer-detective fucks. I think I will only explain to Fat Johnny now next time I talk to his homo erotic portulence. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 07-01-2001 05:32 AM
Portulence? Is that even a word?Uh oh...Looks like another case of "Wacky Aussie Slang!" You crazy outer-continentals and your mixed up tongues... |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-01-2001 06:02 AM
Ok here's the deal. The concept of Lance originated from the idea by a man named Randy Fairbanks. Lots of people write Lance stories but they're all signed as Randy Fairbanks. Tostito's two stories can therefore be said to be by Randy Fairbanks even though Tostito wrote them. Do we get the picture? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 07-01-2001 07:10 AM
Wow, I do feel like a chump. Hahahaha.......
....Yeah, right.
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