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Topic: i have a muffin
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 01:01 PM
   
I'd like to bring it to your attention that I do hold in my possession a chocolate chip muffin.As I'm feeling quite full, I'm willing to offer a portion of my muffin to a member or possibly members of these boards. If you wish to take up my most fantastic and indeed astonishingly generous offer, you should state in which ways you are going to suck up to me in order to get a bit. That is all. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 01:36 PM
Manic, I'd rather die than kneel at the prospect of a tasty portion of your muffin. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 01:45 PM
like i said, fuck you. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-24-2001 11:13 AM
Is it chewy or flakey? |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 06-24-2001 11:03 PM
I can't believe that I am asking this, how fresh is it?edit to say: yes a chocolate chip muffin does sound good right now. [This message has been edited by Jonny Rocket (edited 06-24-2001).] |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 01:58 PM
It is a spongy fresh little muffin. I have very little left because you all took so long to reply. So what about it? |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 04:53 PM
wanna trade a piece of chocolate chip banana bread for a piece of your muffin? I'll lock Tostido in a cellar and turn over the keys to you so you can perform whatever tasks you would like upon his soul..... |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 08:44 PM
I think we have a winner! |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 02:32 PM
Um, I don't think so. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 06-26-2001 04:38 PM
I am guessing that the muffin is gone right now. |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 12:10 AM
Damn |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 06:10 AM
Please, a momnet of silence for the muffin... |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 02:30 PM
You all took too long so I ate it. Maybe there'll be a new one next week. Oops, I broke the silence, right? |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 06-27-2001 03:56 PM
No you didn't. I am assuming that you typed your last response there for the silence is not in fact broken. Unless you read aloud as you type or have a voice typing thingy. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 04:53 PM
I shout out every letter that I type. Does that make me inbred, or just annoying? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 03:02 AM
If it freaks out your friends and neighbours, then it's just plain funny. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 06:12 AM
Then I shall inform everyone at work, via e-mail, that I am funny as hell. That'll show them! |
Selina
Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-28-2001 03:40 PM
Is it all right if I say hello? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 04:36 PM
If you wish. I'm so glad I wasn't the one who broke the silence. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-29-2001 12:01 PM
You can say all sorts of hellos, mostly because you don't try to be whacky in your profile.
Just don't actually, you know, come near me or anything. |
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