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Author
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Topic: Lance
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 08:22 AM
   
Lance needs to be read in at least groups of six, you don't like them just skip 'em.As a brief poll, would your guess be that Lance has AN, drumroll please,... a) ...inexplicable and shockingly mammoth penis for a boy of such tender years. b) ...average sized penis. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 10:58 AM
I'd have to say average sized, but extremely skillful for his young age------------------
Have you ever stopped to think...and forget to start again? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-20-2001 06:02 PM
I'd say he'd be averaged size although i rather doubt he's getting any from anyone/thing other than his ventriloquist dummy. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 06:18 AM
I would say that Lance probably has an abnormally large penis. Due to some gypsy curse, or whatnot. Because out of control, monster penises = comedy. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 05:06 PM
Nah, considering this is Lance we're talking about, I'd guess he has a big black prosthetic detachable penis. Except he doesn't quite know its a penis. He thinks its a rocketship that will blast him off to the moon. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 05:17 PM
I could buy that. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 12:11 PM
If he did, it would be his best friend-perhaps the best friend he ever had! |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 01:43 PM
And then you could write a story about it. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 01:54 PM
Well maybe, but as I said in the moderator forum I am slightly disturbed that you think I right all of these, only because it's a mixed signal and not true, not because I wouldn't be proud. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 02:00 PM
More disturbing however is my spelling of write as right. I forgive myself though. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 06-22-2001 02:54 PM
I for one am shocked, typos like that are expected from me. I type like Tarzan. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 02:57 PM
Don't you mean tarnznan? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 04:16 PM
speaking of typos.
he everyone.i think lance and his prothestic dick could go on all sorts of wacky adventures, like perhaps grocery shopping, or he could tech kindergarten along with his dick. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 12:57 PM
why would he ever do that? |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-24-2001 11:15 AM
Because all the teachers had gone on strike, of course. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 02:13 AM
No, stupid, nobody else would be able to see it. Have you learned nothing? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 02:16 AM
i havent, maybe its because i cant read or write. but my dick can! |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 06:06 AM
What does penis storage have to do with reading and writing? |
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