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Topic: I'm officially a prostitute...
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manic_224
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posted 05-10-2001 02:06 PM
   
I'm sick. I sound like a cross between a husky whore and an adolescent boy. Ugh. Anybody want to take advantage of my new found 'whoreness' before it wears off and I lose my powers? It's $50 for oral, $70 for intercourse and $100 for anything weird. ------------------
we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world - fight club |
Joanna2
Monkey
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posted 05-10-2001 04:48 PM
No, you're alright.I don't wanna catch what you've got, but i'll give you £40.00 for a quick shag if your up for it. |
Captain Grant
ZooKeeper
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posted 05-10-2001 10:37 PM
What the hell...? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 05-11-2001 04:09 AM
If we pay for you to do Oral on yourself, is that $50 or $100? Or just plain wrong? |
Tostito
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posted 05-11-2001 04:55 AM
I too echo Grant's "What the hell... ?"I think Joanna m'lad needs himself a new girlfriend. Saving himself from further embarrassment and what not. |
manic_224
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posted 05-11-2001 02:21 PM
Tostito, i don't think it's possible for anyone to perform oral sex on themselves (if anyone can, i'd rather not know). It'd be a lot more than $100, thats for sure. ------------------
we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world - fight club |
Tostito
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posted 05-11-2001 02:24 PM
Spoilt sport. |
manic_224
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posted 05-11-2001 06:03 PM
Why don't I take a couple of yoga classes and I'll get back to you? Ok? Dandy. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 05-12-2001 01:55 AM
Don't crack a vertebrae!
How embarrassing. To explain to the Medical Unit or Doctor how you slipped a disc. ------------------
"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |
Tostito
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posted 05-13-2001 10:15 AM
So these classes, coming along nicely? |
manic_224
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posted 05-13-2001 03:22 PM
Coming on just dandy. I'll be rich before you know it. |
exile_11
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posted 05-14-2001 05:24 AM
quote:
Originally posted by manic_224:
Tostito, i don't think it's possible for anyone to perform oral sex on themselves (if anyone can, i'd rather not know). It'd be a lot more than $100, thats for sure.
Somebody sent me an mpeg of that guy from 'Riverdance' (Michael Flatley, I think) sucking himself off, so obviously it is possible. Luckily, though, hardly any guy can do it otherwise women would be redundant. Fuck, I'm gonna be in deep shit for that last comment.
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Tostito
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posted 05-14-2001 05:44 AM
I can do it. Do it every time I come here in fact. |
FatJohnny
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posted 05-14-2001 06:13 AM
Wipe your chin. |
Tostito
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posted 05-14-2001 06:47 AM
Ah... comedy! |
manic_224
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posted 05-14-2001 04:16 PM
May we please never speak of this again? |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 05-14-2001 06:03 PM
Why, it just started getting good and BTW congratulations Tostito on your Gift ------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Tostito
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posted 05-15-2001 04:12 AM
This thread digressed way too much, back to Manic doing sexual favours for money. |
FatJohnny
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posted 05-15-2001 06:15 AM
I got a 20. |
Tostito
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posted 05-15-2001 06:33 AM
I don't know if your li'l woman would approve. But you could always lend the 20 to me, if you were so inclined, I'd put it to good use.Hurry now people, her cold won't last forever. |
caned laughter
Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-01-2001 07:14 AM
Nothing wrong with being a whore in my book, as long as you always remember to use a rubber dinghy and don't come crying to me if it all goes belly-up.
I thank you. |
manic_224
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posted 06-03-2001 10:41 AM
Tostito, my cold has been gone for about two weeks now. You missed your chance with me big boy....Who said all of my whore-ness would go with the cold? |
Tostito
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posted 06-03-2001 10:45 AM
You just said I missed my chance, so I guess it was you.How about we clear the air with a $100 'conversation' in a quicki-photo booth. |
manic_224
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posted 06-04-2001 01:26 PM
Let me think about that... |
Nick Zbu
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posted 06-11-2001 09:42 PM
So that's what I heard....I thought the Photo Demon was after me. |
Tostito
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posted 06-12-2001 06:18 AM
Look, dude, maybe I should explain something.
It's not that you're banned in this forum or anything like that, but in case you didn't realise, most of the people here just don't like you. It's the root of our entire situation, you and I, understand? That we dislike you. The repercusions and nonsensical splatter that followed are irrelevant. We don't like you. I don't like you. Simple. |
manic_224
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posted 06-13-2001 01:48 PM
I merely don't understand you. |
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