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Author
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Topic: did I ever tell you about the time I created Windows 95?
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Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 03-29-2000 09:47 PM
  
hey did I ever tell you about the time I created Windows 95? well this is how it happened. One time I was at bill gates house and we were both drunk off our a$$es and we got on the computer to mess around. Well bill then says "hey lets make a new windows!" we both started laughing really hard because it was so funny. Well as a joke I made it and we played around with it for a while laughing hysterically. Then we got really tired and were going to go to bed. I was just about to delete the windows 95 I had just made but bill was like "no leave it! I want to show my other friends because it is so funny!" so I did. but do you know what? it turns out he really used it! can you believe that guy!!!! gease!! |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2000 12:02 AM
Sorry Ricky Martin I dont believe that, mainly cause in 95 you aerent anything you had no hti songs, all you had was your blow up dolls!
wait you still have those also. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2000 02:58 PM
Actually, Slacker, wasn't Ricky still part of Meneudo back in '95? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2000 03:57 PM
Who the hell is Mneudo??Is that some kind of disease??? Or is it like a rehab group? |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2000 06:33 PM
Yes. |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 03-30-2000 10:03 PM
Yo, Ricky.Your claim about Windows 95? Sounds much like Vice President Al Gore's boast that he invented the Internet. I believe neither of them. Also, what's so funny about an operating system that sometimes cuts loose with a message that reads as follows: quote:
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
What's up with that? Was the program I was running involved in insider trading? Oh, I know, it just killed someone! *giggle* No offense intended. Brag all you want, Ricky, I don't mind. [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 03-31-2000).] |
Doc Holliday
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2000 04:44 PM
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Then we got really tired and were going to go to bed.
Hmmm Ricky...I always wondered about you....
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Doc Holliday Why do people with bad breath always wanna tell you secrets? |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2000 07:46 PM
ok shut your freakin mouth Doc holiday or I'm going to hunt you down and beat the livin sh!t out of you. Oh lord destroyer, you figured me out, I never really created windows your just so slick. Oh and when you said "What's up with that? Was the program I was running involved in insider trading? Oh, I know, it just killed someone! *giggle*" that was the gayest and most unfunny thing I have ever read in my life. |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2000 08:56 PM
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... *exasperated sigh*  Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it? The way you insult others is totally lame. Oh, I nearly forgot. A carnival worker who has nothing to do but clean up elephant crap all day called. He wants his reason for living back. [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 04-02-2000).] |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-02-2000 01:05 AM
Doc Holiday, I salute our studly mental-physique.Stick around. AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE! LEAVE RICKY MARTIN ALONE! We are his children! You would turn on our religious leader?? I KILL YOU WITH POISON!! BAH BAH!! I NAIL DOORS ON FORUM SHUT, MAKE BIG BANG FIRE FOR COOKING US ALL!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
So, Ricky, enjoying the freedom of this forum? Figure you can cruise around for ever?
I'm thinking it's mass-delete time. We'll see. |
spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 11:33 AM
Hehehehe, Doc and LD, LOL!  |
Doc Holliday
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 12:12 PM
Tell us about your affair with Bill Gates Ricky....And, also, Do you feel better now that your out of the closet?..Is it liberating?..------------------
Doc Holliday Why do people with bad breath always wanna tell you secrets? |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 02:33 PM
what's your obsession with me being gay Doc Holiday? it's like you want me to be gay....and in my post I didn't say that we were going to bed together, I said we were going to bed. So give it up. Oh and lord destroyer....could you please stop posting, because your posts are pretty lame. |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 06:15 PM
Who's gonna make me, assbite?Do yourself a favor and ship yourself to one of those islands where they test nuclear weapons. |
PixieChic
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 07:12 PM
I have an idea. Since Ricky obviously gets his kicks by trying to piss us off, how about we just ignore him. Maybe with that and some creative editing from Tostito, he'll leave. Ricky, I no am longer reading your posts or responding to them either...anyone else with me?[This message has been edited by PixieChic (edited 04-02-2000).] |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 07:39 PM
Sounds good, Pixie.It looks like he's just trying to piss us off so he can have more ammunition for his lame posts. He's like the one who teases and taunts you on the playground...he's trying to get a response out of you so he/she can keep pissing you off. Gonna have a hell of a time trying not to post, though. It's going to be a lot harder for LF 'cause he wants to blast that lamer as much as I do. Now, I have agreed on ignoring him, but LF has not...yet. [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 04-02-2000).] |
Lord Finisher
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2000 08:17 PM
HEY SMART ASS!!!I can't even fuckin' believe that you tried to call my bro gay. I hate to admit, but RICKY, you suck!!! You just wait you selfish bastard, cuz you can expect to be hit by nearly means of revenge that my twisted mind can think of. I can hack into the USA's computers and make you into some son-of-a-bitch bastard who is wanted in at least 50 fuckin' countries!!! *flips off Ricky Martin the bitch* So, if you don't stop this goddamned piece of shit you call "I created Windows 95" and other pieces of shit, you can expect a neuclear payload of missles comming at YOUR house. BITCH!!! And also, if you don't stop with this gay business, I can get a shitload of male gay whores to get it on with your ass. I don't know them, but I can find them. If you say I've fucked with them, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!! |
Captain Grant
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2000 05:20 AM
Jesus please us, I'm going to have to side with Ricky from here on out. The majority of people at WWYK? do indeed suck. The Latino Love God has an edge on all of you because he doesn't take offence and react like a perturbed pensioner at every single insult. He reminds me of a severely brain damaged Captain Grant, and that can't be all bad. |
Doc Holliday
Monkey
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posted 04-03-2000 05:51 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ricky Martin:
what's your obsession with me being gay Doc Holiday? it's like you want me to be gay.....
LOL...Good One bro.....If your brave..click Here
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Doc Holliday Why do people with bad breath always wanna tell you secrets? |
Katya
Monkey
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posted 04-03-2000 07:46 AM
whe did everyone start hating each other???where`s the love huh guys??? ------------------
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2000 11:47 AM
The love has been gone for awhile Kate, sorry... |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2000 12:57 PM
May I ask that you refrain yourselves from using the word love in this forum? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-04-2000 01:01 PM
but Tostito I Love you!!!
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Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-04-2000 08:00 PM
I love katya ummmm.....daddy want..... |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-04-2000 08:19 PM
oops I almost missed you post lord finisher. Wow your an angry person. I've met some angry people but I think you get the prize as the angriest. Your post is kind of funny. Your like so angry you start rambeling on about things your going to do to me. I like when you say "I can hack into the USA's computers and make you into some son-of-a-bitch bastard who is wanted in at least 50 fuckin' countries!!!" ha ha ha that is so funny. It's like why would I be scared? your majorly talking out your ass. I also like the part when you talk about the gay whores. Your talking at your ass here too. You threaten me then you like try to protect yourself. Your like "I know a ton of whores that I can get to rape your ass!" and your calling me the gay one? ha ha ha talk some more I like your posts they are so funny |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-05-2000 03:23 PM
Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that Ricky Martin is bitching about people who talk out of their ass??------------------
Have you ever let a cowboy sit on your lap |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-05-2000 06:52 PM
for one thing no one asked you slacker and second I've never talked out of my ass, everything I've ever said was true. |
Lord Finisher
Monkey
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posted 04-05-2000 08:12 PM
HEY RICKY!!!!!!You stupid, goddamned, mother-fuckin' son of a whore!!! Oops, wait, that was supposed to be DAUGHTER OF A WHORE!!! I hate jackasses like you! *plugs up ears and assumes voice of Warcraft II peasant* I'm not fuckin' listening!!!! The late Herve Villechaize just called. He wants his chances for getting laid now that he is six feet underground back!!! *takes off dirty, 5 year old diaper, take a piss and shit into it and dumps new contents over the daughter-of-a-fuckin'-bitch Ricky Martin's head then flips him off after getting female whores to put dildos into his asshole* |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-05-2000 09:27 PM
ok... this is friggin' rediculous... first of all.. LF... you really need to stop with all of those "a guy at the circius called.. etc." those comments are getting rather old...oh yeah... the guy on my broken record called.. he wants his lines back... well that is what you sound like.. a broken broken broken broken broken broken broken broken broken broken broken record... and well I for one am not a big fan of dildo's ... maybe you are... to each his own... I just seem to be noticing a homosexual undertone to every single one of your replies.. so you might want to lay off of those to... guess what... the gay guy down the street called... he wants his bitch back... so I guess you might want to call him... oh yeah... and your mom called... well she's just a lousy lay... so I'm not gonna call her back... |
snot_rocket
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-05-2000 09:51 PM
ricky ricky ricky, can't you see, sometimes you're words just hypnotize me.wow, this is a rather interseting conversation. so far, we have Ricky, who belives he is god. and Lord Destroyer who is a little confused about his sexuality, and trying to take it out on Ricky in some sort of gay fantasy or something. am I right so far? |
Spike
Monkey
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posted 04-06-2000 04:25 AM
i am bored.Ricky had so much potential. he's almost as much of a broken record as Lord. Ah well. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2000 12:48 PM
Good Call Spike, some people are just not worth my time and efort.------------------
Have you ever let a cowboy sit on your lap |
snot_rocket
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-06-2000 02:57 PM
I think I just like the fact that Ricky doesn't threaten to blow up the world... did... uuuhhh what's his nut... LF ever think that it might be a joke... he needs to relax... um alcohol and pot are good for that sometimes... maybe even some over the counter drugs will work...just chill out... |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-06-2000 07:24 PM
my penis is 12 inches long |
Captain Grant
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2000 03:15 AM
That's a good point, Ricky. |
Ricky Martin
Monkey
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posted 04-07-2000 08:17 PM
thank you |
Joanna2
Monkey
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posted 03-28-2001 06:32 PM
....and some more |
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