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Author
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Topic: If you could fuck a celebrity
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 10:34 AM
   
Who would it be?Thought I'd bring a little class to this forum. Personally I'm torn between Kim Smith, Estella Warren, and Ali Larter. Depends on their personalities and who'd be the best lay. I don't know a thing about any of them except they are inhumanly attractive.
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catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-21-2002 10:49 AM
Can't go wrong with Alyssa Milano
[This message has been edited by catapault007 (edited 04-21-2002).] |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 11:37 AM
She's got a tattoo on her wrist. I'd fuck her. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-21-2002 11:39 AM
Shes got about 7 tatoos, between me and her we're in double digits. I get to fuck her first. then i'll watch you and her go at it. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 11:40 AM
I won't deny a vague excitement by that, but are you really telling me you don't have a male celebrity you'd fuck? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 11:41 AM
Okay that was meant for manic |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 03:08 PM
Yeah right. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-21-2002 03:36 PM
If I could fuck any celebrity, it would be a toss-up between George Clooney (damn cute boy)
Ewan Mcgregor (just...damn! drool...)
Noel Gallagher (mmm...I've always been a sucker for cute boys with guitars...) 
or Bruce Springsteen (hot boy without his guitar)
 I could throw a few more in there (Pierce Brosnan, Antonio Banderas, Wes Bentley, Jeff Goldblum, and a young Armand Assante and Tim Curry...in addition to other, somewhat embarrassing, choices), but I won't. Which reminds me...you know what these boards need? A drooling "smilie".  [This message has been edited by Britt (edited 04-21-2002).] |
djgaming
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-21-2002 06:34 PM
All in the same night?
I'll sell the tickets you can have half!
And I'll make sure you get a good share of the royalties.I'm only joking,just wanted to add to a damn classy thread! [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 04-21-2002).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-21-2002 07:05 PM
dj, you suck
Also thought i'd throw in Jessica Simpson
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-22-2002 02:47 AM
hmm, need i even mention katie holmes. maybe not.but new to the list, scarlet johansen, from ghost world. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-22-2002 06:11 AM
The problem with a question like this, is that when you ask guys, they'll want to change their answer on at least an houly basis.As for the women folk, I never know what to expect out of them. My celebrity of the hour: Laura Prepon. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-22-2002 06:18 AM
I agree with Britt on some of these...
Pierce Brosnan, Jeff Goldblum, Tim Curry...and I do believe you left out Nicholas Cage?!  |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-22-2002 04:18 PM
Oh right, you never said male celebrity. Male? Damn, I really don't know. I guess Orlando Bloom from Lord of the Rings.  I feel very girly now... Ewan Mc Gregor too, I guess, although that's more cause of the scottish accent as well. I can't really thing of anyone else who really does anything for me. Catapult...yea, ew. Edited to say: Tostito is a big gay dog. [This message has been edited by manic_224 (edited 04-22-2002).] |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 04-23-2002 06:16 AM
Hmm, I'm thinking Katherine Heigl.  Or Jan Anderson  Fully agree with Catapault's choice of Jessica Simpson too. Mmm, that Irresistible video. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-23-2002 11:37 AM
I hate pretty people. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-23-2002 11:49 AM
I'm a fan, personally. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-23-2002 12:02 PM
Hmm. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-23-2002 04:33 PM
i do too, mainly when they turn me down, slap me, and then throw their feces at me.
god bless america! |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-23-2002 05:32 PM
Have you been chatting up pretty apes? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-24-2002 02:37 AM
call them what you will, all i know is they had outies, and no innies. and thats what's important. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-24-2002 06:44 AM
Huh? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-24-2002 04:10 PM
what the fuck was that. i think tostito stole my password and posted as me, either that or i posted half asleep again. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-24-2002 06:49 PM
Innie and outie bellybuttons. duh. meaning, if you have an outie, you're an alien. Don't you people watch Rugrats? |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-25-2002 06:05 AM
Apparently not... |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-25-2002 07:40 AM
I do...and knew what was meant, manic.  |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 04:11 AM
nickelodean blows.
cartoon network is where it's at.
except at ten pm when i watch gargoyles on toon disney. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 06:52 AM
I changing mine: Thora Birch. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2002 06:53 AM
and this is why FatJohnny will always be the coolest. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 08:54 AM
UGH. See the capitals, see the bold. Disturbing fellas. Very very disturbing.No one has said Minnie Driver yet so I can still sleep at night. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 12:55 PM
Minnie Driver |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2002 01:03 PM
That would constitute lesbianism, don't think that would disturb Tostito too much |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 01:11 PM
It'd be the worst thing ever. On the one hand we all would have finally convinced a female member of WWYK to turn to lesbianism, as per the secret agreement among the male members, and on the other hand I wouldn't be able to bear to look. |
Spike
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2002 01:12 PM
Minnie Driver makes me sick right down to my pants. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2002 01:16 PM
But, all you have to do is concentrate on manics body. HOT HOT HOT |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2002 02:07 PM
Absolutely. It's the way I watch all heterosexual porn - ignore the man and watch the woman. Or in this course, ignore the Minnie and watch the Manic. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-26-2002 04:26 PM
I'd rather die than even glimpse Minnie Driver naked. Sorry boys. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-27-2002 02:35 AM
to appease tostito how bout a compromise, manic and thora birch |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 04-27-2002 09:00 AM
Oh yes, I'll have a front row ticket please, Mr Slacker. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-27-2002 01:19 PM
Hey! I'm not sure I like everyone fantasising about me becoming a lesbian... although, actually, Thora Birch is cute. |
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